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2007-04-23 13:01:35

#276

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6847

<Zaboomafooo> What are fans for in the computer?
Me - to cool the computer down ....
<Zaboomafooo> Oh... Dam I thought it was for heating it up....
<Zaboomafooo> You know.. For when it freezes?
Me -ROFLCOPTER

2007-04-24 05:28:07

#277

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6621|NSW, Australia

[22:25] Ra\/en: ok be ready
[22:25] Ra\/en: for here comes GHOST SMILEY
[22:25] [bf2s] Flecco: I have to go.
[22:25] [bf2s] Flecco:
[22:26] Ra\/en: wait
[22:26] [bf2s] Flecco: Bye. Oh... GO!
[22:26] [bf2s] Flecco: GO!
[22:26] [bf2s] Flecco: DO IT!
[22:26] [bf2s] Flecco: GO!
[22:26] Ra\/en: oooo$$$$$$$$$$$$oooo oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o o$ $$ o$ o $ oo o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o $$ $$ $$o$oo $ $ "$ o$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$o $$$o$$o$"$$$$$$o$ o$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ """$$$ "$$$""""$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "$$$ $$$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ "$$$o o$$" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$o $$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" "$$$$$$ooooo$$$$o o$$$oooo$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$"$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$"""""""""""" $$$$ "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" o$$$ "$$$o """$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$" $$$ $$$o "$$""$$$$$$"""" o$$$ $$$$o o$$$" "$$$$o o$$$$$$o"$$$$o o$$$$ "$$$$$oo ""$$$$o$$$$$o o$$$$"" ""$$$$$oooo "$$$o$$$$$$$$$""" ""$$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$$ """"$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$
[22:26] Ra\/en: RARGH
[22:26] Ra\/en: that didnt work...

2007-04-24 10:09:01

#278

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6705|Gogledd Cymru

IRCHIZZLE wrote:
[18:06] * Flecco puts dildo in Surgeon's butthole.
[18:06] <leetkyle> flecco wants to give surgie anal
[18:06] * Surgeon force feed cryle the dildo
[18:06] <leetkyle> yah surgeon

2007-04-24 10:10:48

#279

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6708|N. Ireland

he editted it because he is too ashamed to admit he loves anal with flecco. such a shame too.

real irc wrote:
* Flecco puts dildo in Surgeon's butthole.
leetkyle: yah surgeon
* Surgeon force feed cryle the dildo

Last edited by leetkyle (2007-04-24 10:11:23)

2007-04-24 12:36:00

#280

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6678|cuntshitlake

<ghettoperson> #gbh isn't gay enough for me

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2007-04-26 02:06:15

#281

PhaxeNor: :D; +119|6631|Norway | Unkown

[11:02] <+Panda> here we go
[11:02] <+Panda> it is as reads:
[11:02] <+Panda> THOSE ARE MY SHOES
[11:03] <+Panda>
[11:03] <+Panda> give them back you are a dog
[11:03] <+Panda>
[11:03] <+Panda> they don't even fit
[11:03] <+Panda>
[11:03] <+Panda> *pause*
[11:03] <+Panda> *end with racous laughter*
[11:03] <+Panda> *leave*

2007-04-26 03:14:42

#282

Z-trooper: BF2s' little helper; +209|6974|Denmark

Found some nice ones

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit
<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!!

<acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer
<acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket
<acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone
<acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him
<Nuzzler> haha
<acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket
<acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off
<dendyh0> ...
<acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines
<dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Nuzzler> ROFL!!

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

2007-04-26 23:50:07

#283

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6708|N. Ireland

I don't have the logs for our 'exclamation marks are cruise control for cool' - that was fun.. at the time

2007-04-26 23:57:28

#284

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6705|Gogledd Cymru

leetkyle wrote:
I don't have the logs for our 'exclamation marks are cruise control for cool' - that was fun.. at the time

hmm what will be cruise control for cool kids tonight ? question marks ????????????????????????

2007-04-28 05:12:44

#285

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6708|N. Ireland

a day in irc today wrote:
Puttepysen: hi
interloper: Hey there Puttepysen.
Puttepysen: bot?
leetkyle: yes.
Puttepysen: both bots?
DrunkenPirate: ?
leetkyle: i'm not a bot.
leetkyle: ;/
Surgeon:
Puttepysen: Haha, Altight.
leetkyle: stfoo00oo surgen
Surgeon: toight
Titch: can anyone help me on photoshop?
DrunkenPirate: shout at it
Puttepysen: yeah sure.
Titch: right, i have a sig
Puttepysen: what's a sig ?
leetkyle: signature
leetkyle: noob
DrunkenPirate: o0
leetkyle: damn bot
Puttepysen: i'm not english.
leetkyle: always needs to learn
Titch: and the last thing i want to do, is to add a rounded rectangle to have the forum colour thingy to go round the edges
Titch: to make it look sexy
Puttepysen: i'm from sweden 14 years olf
Titch: but all i can do is fill in the middle, not the outside like i want to
Titch: does that make sense?
Puttepysen: well, i can't tell you.
DrunkenPirate: transparency
Jenspm: Titch
Puttepysen: becoise i don't have photoshp.
*** Sebsen has joined #bf2s.
*** Mode change "+v Sebsen" for channel #bf2s by ChanServ.
DrunkenPirate: erase the outside on a diff layer
*** plauze has signed off IRC (Killed (*.GameSurge.net (Ghost kill on account Sebsen (requested by Sebsen).))).
Jenspm: Make a new layer
DrunkenPirate: yea
*** Sebsen is now known as plauze.
Jenspm: Color it black
Jenspm: magic wand
DrunkenPirate: dup and delete underneath one
Jenspm: remove layer ctrl+shift+I
Jenspm: fill
Jenspm:
Titch: ok
Titch: thanks
Titch: ill give it a go
DrunkenPirate: k plenty of halp now, back to obliterating GDI
Puttepysen: anyone from sweden?
Jenspm: Norway here.
Puttepysen: ok, how old are you?
Jenspm: 15
* Entertayner has sent a Private Message to user "Puttepysen" type /server inbox to retrieve it.
*** Puttepysen has signed off IRC (Quit: LÃ¤mnar).
leetkyle: ...
Jenspm: hahaah
Jenspm: OWNED`
Titch: lol
Entertayner: doo doo dooo
DrunkenPirate: rofl
DrunkenPirate: true noob
DrunkenPirate:
DrunkenPirate: evil bastards
Entertayner: we wub you drunken!
DrunkenPirate: ohhh..
DrunkenPirate: DukeNukem forever was announced 10 years ago today
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
Entertayner: yay
Surgeon: i r commanding
Puttepysen: what hapend?
DrunkenPirate: you got owned
DrunkenPirate: hard
Surgeon: www.puttepysen.justgotowned.com
Puttepysen: Well, Just to relogg
* Jenspm has sent a Private Message to user "Puttepysen" type /server inbox to retrieve it.
leetkyle: noobs, you're not meant to tell him 'you got owned', you make an excuse and say try it again so he does it again.. honestly!!
w00f: RPC_PMAP_FAILURE
Jenspm: sendt you a new sig putteh, hope you like it
Puttepysen: Ooh, I know that movie.
Puttepysen: Just to put the name before.
leetkyle: jen
Jenspm: yes
leetkyle: you have sexy bf2s bbcode tables
Titch: w00t
Titch: done it
Jenspm: I know
Titch: thanks Jen
Jenspm: np :9
Jenspm: *
leetkyle: i was thinking about writing a chopper guide for PR, hmm..
Puttepysen: Bad that you can't speak in mic here.
leetkyle: putte
Jenspm: you can
Puttepysen: How ?
* Jenspm has sent a Private Message to user "Puttepysen" type /server inbox to retrieve it.
Jenspm: Sendt you how
leetkyle: that is why bf2s ts is here. chat ftw, although jen has some pm telling you how to
Puttepysen: What do i write ?
leetkyle: oh, he already sent it
leetkyle: '/server inbox'
Puttepysen: Do it yourself.
Jenspm: you write '/server inbox'
leetkyle: i just did..
Puttepysen: And then you see waht hapends.
*** Jenspm has signed off IRC (Quit).
Puttepysen: Nope you put an ' before.
leetkyle: yes, to show what you write..
*** Puttepysen has signed off IRC (Quit: LÃ¤mnar).
Surgeon: NUB
Titch: rofl
leetkyle: ...
*** bonz has joined #bf2s.
*** Mode change "+v bonz" for channel #bf2s by ChanServ.
leetkyle: i thought i was a noob when i first came here..
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
*** Jenspm has joined #bf2s.
*** Mode change "+v Jenspm" for channel #bf2s by ChanServ.
ChanServ: [Jenspm] <teddyjimmy> i never saw those movies, <teddyjimmy> i found them fucking boring
leetkyle: wtf puttey?
Titch: ?
leetkyle: why are you leaving? ;/
Jenspm: ^,^
Puttepysen: Woohoo, That was really fun
Surgeon: puttey youre doing it wrong
leetkyle: jen, send me a pm please
leetkyle: of what you sent him
Puttepysen: I'm leaving becose of when i write that i'm leaving.
Surgeon: you have to type "/part inbox"
* Jenspm has sent a Private Message to user "leetkyle" type /server inbox to retrieve it.
Surgeon: dumbass
* leetkyle has opened the Private Message!
leetkyle: see?
Titch: no its not.... when i do it, it comes up with
Puttepysen: Yeah, But what channel ?
[BF2s]Panda: a;lkjalsjd;
Titch: [INFO]
Attempting to connect to â€œinboxâ€ . Use /cancel to abort.
Titch: [INFO]
Connecting to irc://inbox/,isserver (irc://inbox/,isserver)...
Surgeon: you have to type /part ibox
[BF2s]Panda: as if
[BF2s]Panda: try it
leetkyle: if server inbox doesn't work, your irc client doesn't support it
Puttepysen: i allready done that.
leetkyle: so try '/part inbox'
[BF2s]Panda: ^^he speaks the truth
[BF2s]Panda: look
[BF2s]Panda: i'll do it
[BF2s]Panda: /part inbox
Surgeon: putte trust me its /part inbox theyre right
Puttepysen: I know.
Puttepysen: But nothing hapends.
leetkyle: ok. try this:
Surgeon: try it now
* Jenspm has sent a Private Message to user "Puttepysen" type /server inbox to retrieve it.
Jenspm: try to open
leetkyle: yeah
Surgeon: hmm maybe its "/q inbox"
Surgeon: try that
[BF2s]Panda: /q inbox
Surgeon: nvm
Surgeon: oh i remember its /j #gbh
[BF2s]Panda: /part works better for me
* Titch has sent a Private Message to user "Puttepysen" type /part inbox to read it.
leetkyle: you see putep:
leetkyle: part = opens in same window
leetkyle: server = new window
*** ^Renegade-Pig has joined #bf2s.
leetkyle: q inbox = opens in new tab
[BF2s]Panda: you can also do it by clicking here: #gbh
Puttepysen: i did, Just joined another channel.-
leetkyle: yeah but #gbh is old but if all else fails, just click that yeah
Puttepysen: But i want to speak in the mic.
leetkyle: another channel?
leetkyle: what irc client do you use?
Jenspm: Putte
Puttepysen: Logitech
[BF2s]Panda: ...
Jenspm: type '/server mic'
Titch: :S
[BF2s]Panda: Logitech irc ftw
Surgeon: yep
Jenspm: and it enables your mic
*** Puttepysen has signed off IRC (Quit: LÃ¤mnar).
[BF2s]Panda: lol
Jenspm: haha
Titch: lmao
[BF2s]Panda: finally
Surgeon: lawl
Surgeon: !kb everyone
[BF2s]Panda: so
Titch: does logitech IRC exist :S?
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
Surgeon: lol no
[BF2s]Panda: nup
Jenspm: no titch
Titch: lol
leetkyle: puttep, wtf? ;/
Jenspm: wtf putte?
*** Flecco has joined #bf2s.
Surgeon: putte wtf are you doing wrong ?
[BF2s]Panda: what just happened
[BF2s]Panda: hmm
Puttepysen: Nothing.
[BF2s]Panda: must be a corrupted file
Flecco: PANDA!
Surgeon: try /server enable_mic
Puttepysen: I'm writing what you're telling me.
[BF2s]Panda: or conflict then
Flecco: How come you aren't on the server?
[BF2s]Panda: yep flecco
leetkyle: i know what happened! you opened too many PMs
leetkyle: shut up noobs
Flecco: It's but secks patrol night.
Titch: http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e305/ … tchSig.jpg <--- you like :S
leetkyle: you openeda ll your pms at once
*** Puttepysen has signed off IRC (Quit: LÃ¤mnar).
[BF2s]Panda: private chat
Surgeon: try /server enable_mic
Surgeon: lollars
Surgeon: he did try /server enable_mic
Flecco: Tis alright Ticht.
Flecco: Titch*
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
Puttepysen: omg
Surgeon: hmm try it again putte
Surgeon: try /server enable_mic
leetkyle: ok shut up and listen
Puttepysen: i'm writing that
leetkyle: look, you are opening all your pms at once
[BF2s]Panda: hmm
leetkyle: and it causes your irc client to crash
leetkyle: open them one at a time by typing
[BF2s]Panda: /server enable_mike
leetkyle: "/server inbox 1"
[BF2s]Panda: nup
Puttepysen: ok
Puttepysen: now when i will write that.
[BF2s]Panda: it's /server inbox 0
[BF2s]Panda: he's lying to stuff you up
Puttepysen: I canceling.
leetkyle: cancelling what?
Puttepysen: Bf2s
[BF2s]Panda: ...
Jenspm: wha'?
*** Puttepysen has signed off IRC (Quit: LÃ¤mnar).
Surgeon: lol
[BF2s]Panda: lol
Jenspm: wtf
[BF2s]Panda: it worked!
Surgeon: he prawned him
Jenspm: that guy is retarted
Surgeon: whilst commanding on warlord
[BF2s]Panda: he typed /server inbox 0
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
Puttepysen: You know, Disconnet.
[BF2s]Panda: still not working?
* leetkyle has invited you to start voice chat with the channel! Type "/server inbox" to enable your voice. Ensure that your microphone is working otherwise feedback may come through. Remember, screaming over the channel will get you kicked!
[BF2s]Panda: oh
[BF2s]Panda: /server inbox
Puttepysen: i tried to write '/server inbox 1'
[BF2s]Panda: /server inbox
[BF2s]Panda: dammit
*** Puttepysen has signed off IRC (Quit: LÃ¤mnar).
[BF2s]Panda: /server inbox
Titch: lol
Surgeon: OMG
[BF2s]Panda: what
leetkyle: 5th time
Surgeon: NAWBLES
leetkyle: he sucks.
Titch: nice leetkyle
[BF2s]Panda: yep
leetkyle: sucks so bad
[BF2s]Panda: i fell for it once only
leetkyle: i fell for it twice
*** Flecco has signed off IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.3/2007030919]).
leetkyle: part and server
Titch: i fell for it... but chatzilla doesnt make you leave, it only opens it all in another tab
leetkyle: he sucks tbh
Surgeon: ya
leetkyle: i'll copy this irc log
leetkyle: lol
Surgeon: im on warlord right now cmmding
[BF2s]Panda: he hasn't come back
[BF2s]Panda: ooh
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
leetkyle: wtf man?
leetkyle: i invited you to voice
leetkyle: and you leave?
[BF2s]Panda: again?
[BF2s]Panda: hmm
leetkyle: i thought you wanted to chat..
Puttepysen: i didn't
[BF2s]Panda: I'm telling you it's a conflict
[BF2s]Panda: it works fine for me
* leetkyle has invited you to start voice chat with the channel! Type "/server inbox" to enable your voice. Ensure that your microphone is working otherwise feedback may come through. Remember, screaming over the channel will get you kicked!
[BF2s]Panda: /server inbox
Puttepysen: I writed '/server inbox' to join and when i did it sayd Disconet
[BF2s]Panda: ...
[BF2s]Panda: how come?
leetkyle: has invited you to start voice chat with the channel! Type "/server inbox 0" to enable your voice. Ensure that your microphone is working otherwise feedback may come through. Remember, screaming over the channel will get you kicked!
leetkyle: there, try that..
Puttepysen: is there any option i need to do?
[BF2s]Panda: I think your client's not fully connected
*** Puttepysen has signed off IRC (Quit: LÃ¤mnar).
leetkyle: ...
[BF2s]Panda: WTF
leetkyle: 6 times
Titch: LOL
leetkyle: let's get it to 7
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
leetkyle: puttep, i know what is wrong now
leetkyle: your mic is not enabled with your client
leetkyle: here's how to do it
[BF2s]Panda: ah
Puttepysen: ok.
Puttepysen: tell me.
leetkyle: hang on, i'll send it to you via pm (pictures (thanks to jenspm!))
Puttepysen: I hope that Vista don't disturb
Titch: your on Vista?
Titch: that might change it....
Puttepysen: Yeah
* leetkyle has sent you a Private Message (Title: IRC Voice Enabling)! Type '/part inbox' to view this message in a new tab.
leetkyle: i'm on vista
leetkyle: it works for me
leetkyle: vista ultimate.
leetkyle:
Titch: legal?
leetkyle: no!
Puttepysen: if i type '/part inbox' i will get disconneted
Titch: lol
Puttepysen: i got ultiamte too.
[BF2s]Panda: Maybe your soundcard driver's not configured properly
leetkyle: no puttep, you're client is enabled after you typed it
leetkyle: it won't d/c you now, you're registered with the server now
[BF2s]Panda: have you got the latest drivers?
Puttepysen: client is enabled.
Puttepysen: yeah i think so,.
leetkyle: ok, type '/part inbox' now.
Puttepysen: Nothing on windows updet.
[BF2s]Panda: i'm stumped then
leetkyle: puttep
leetkyle: i know what's wrong
Puttepysen: then tell me.
leetkyle: ctrl + w will open up the voice list
*** Puttepysen has left #bf2s.
Surgeon: lawl
leetkyle: man, he's easy
Surgeon: yep
leetkyle: that's 8 times we've got him
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
Puttepysen: +v
leetkyle: yes, you are now voiced!
leetkyle: see
leetkyle: did you hear me speak there?
Puttepysen: Wheere ?, No ?
* Thoruz hits leetkyle with a shovel
*** liquidat0r has joined #bf2s.
*** Mode change "+o liquidat0r" for channel #bf2s by ChanServ.
ChanServ: [liquidat0r] me > you
leetkyle: puttep, okay final thing that might work
leetkyle: is "alt + f4"
Puttepysen: then everythings close.
Titch: not in IRC
*** Puttepysen has signed off IRC (Quit: LÃ¤mnar).
leetkyle: hahahahahahahahahaa
leetkyle: 9 TIMES!!
leetkyle: 9!!
*** Puttepysen has joined #bf2s.
leetkyle: wtf?
leetkyle: ;/
Puttepysen: it id
Titch: you sure you had IRC activated?
Puttepysen: nope.
leetkyle: did you download it illegally?
Titch: make sure the bar at the top is blue not greg....
Puttepysen: the bar ?
Titch: make sure you click on IRC to have it activated, otherwise it will close
Thoruz: Puttepysen ignore them
Puttepysen: mIRC ?
Titch: yes
*** Foster has joined #bf2s.
Titch: make sure you have clicked on it
Titch: to have it enabled
Titch: then ALT F4
Puttepysen: need to register.
leetkyle: yeah
Puttepysen: is it free ?
leetkyle: yes of course
Puttepysen: so i klick on Register online now ?
*** teddy044 has joined #bf2s.
leetkyle: yes
leetkyle: it's free, too
*** teddy044 is now known as teddyjimmy.
liquidat0r: teddyjimmy
leetkyle: !down
liquidat0r: lol at ur first pic
*** Mode change "-v leetkyle" for channel #bf2s by ChanServ.
liquidat0r: that u deleted
leetkyle: !up!
leetkyle: !up
*** Mode change "+v leetkyle" for channel #bf2s by ChanServ.
teddyjimmy: aye?
leetkyle: there you see?
leetkyle: i registered, puttep?
leetkyle: !down
*** Mode change "-v leetkyle" for channel #bf2s by ChanServ.
leetkyle: !up
*** Mode change "+v leetkyle" for channel #bf2s by ChanServ.
Surgeon: this commanding shit is easy

9 times. in the end, "his client didn't work so he just had to type"

2007-04-28 08:35:39

#286

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6900|United States of America

Ahh, I've just been going through random quotes again and laughing like a moron. Some of these things can only be said through the internet.

<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people

<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough
<Solidus> only when i'm making some dilbread

<shitpencil> I try not to discriminate when calling people ni**ers

<aNuBiS-> im gonna invent a new internet acronym: tltttwt
<Tokae> wtf is it?
<aNuBiS-> too lazy to type the whole thing

<Pi> Violence solves everything.
<Pi> If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it.

<Sage> but curiosity
<ChaosValentine> killed the cat
<Unicorn> technically the cat killed himself, curiosity just convinced it to
<gk> no way man
<gk> curiosity busted out a switch blade and slit that stupid pussy's throat

<shaqzilla> I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

<Cold_Fyre> back. I had to talk to my sister about sumtin
<fReAkEr> is she hot?
<Cold_Fyre> She's 8...
<Cold_Fyre> O.o
<fReAkEr> I didnt ask her age...

(Angelus): If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

(ArmanyGirl) Impuro, describe yourself to me
([Impuro]) well, I have 2 arms, 2 legs, a torso, a head with a nose and eyes and etc...
(ArmanyGirl) duhh, i mean phisically

IAn553: I love making fun of the Amish online.
Eddie0235: Why?
IAn553: Cause they'll never find out.

<Shiv> really, how can you make a "combatting illiteracy" poster anyway?
<Shiv> make it a map to the library?

MWellsSQaReD: Actually, I'm gonna go eat lunch, later gays.
MWellsSQaReD has left the room.
Sancilio Rules: mike wells just called us gay
Sancilio Rules: how should we feel?

<Twins> I watched a vesectomy reversal last night
<Fullauto> eeeh
<Fullauto> I hate nose surgery
<Fullauto> it's soooo sick
<Twins> D:
<Twins> Vasectomy = genital surgery D:
* Fullauto runs back to modelling

<sd> I was once trying to explain to an exec why his account would never be absolutely secure.
<sd> Me: "If somebody wants your account information badly enough, he's going to get it. He doesn't have to hack the system, he can just get it from you."
<sd> Exec: "That's crazy, I'd never give anyone my password."
<sd> Me: "Imagine you come home and find someone's broken in. He's got a gun to your daughter's head, and he tells you he's going to shoot in ten seconds if you don't give him your password. What would you do?"
<sd> Exec: [long pause] ... Which daughter?
<sd> To this day I still don't know if he was joking. But I no longer use that example.

Last edited by DesertFox- (2007-04-29 20:13:36)

2007-04-29 06:16:02

#287

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6845|Washington, DC

<Hurricane> and who are YOU
<w00f> YOU are a block of cheese

* Hurricane is now known as OsamaBinFraggin

Last edited by Hurricane (2007-04-29 08:12:57)

2007-04-29 12:00:50

#288

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6776|Southampton, UK

[19:59] <@Poseidon> w00f you
[19:59] <w00f> i am probably a fucking piece of shit that sucks fat pedophile cock while riding a mechanical bull

2007-04-29 13:36:55

#289

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6781|England

[21:18] Benz1n.Slayer: sup?
[21:18] $nake$hiT99: nm m8
[21:18] Benz1n.Slayer: gonna play?
[21:19] $nake$hiT99: not now. got Colonel earlier and im watching snooker anyway
[21:19] Benz1n.Slayer: lol snooker? that pool-thingy?

2007-04-30 02:13:24

#290

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6947|St. Andrews / Oslo

<MrMvW|Oblivion> w00f1, MrMvW is a pwner
<w00f1> ...but mrmvw is slightly derranged...
<[BF2s]Panda> pwned?
<w00f1> hmmm... pwned is the thing that happens often to KillahStyle
<[BF2s]Panda> forgot about putting that one on
<[BF2s]Panda> pwn?
<w00f1> it has been said that pwn is the thing that w00f foes'nt knows
<[BF2s]Panda> ...
<MrMvW|Oblivion> w00f1, MrMvW is a Pwner!
<w00f1> ...but mrmvw is slightly derranged...
<MrMvW|Oblivion> no w00f, MrMvW is a Pwner
<MrMvW|Oblivion> w00f1, MrMvW is a Pwner
<w00f1> ...but mrmvw is slightly derranged...
<MrMvW|Oblivion> No!
<MrMvW|Oblivion> Bloody!
<MrMvW|Oblivion> w00f1, No MrMvW is a Pwner!
<w00f1> OK, MrMvW|Oblivion.
<MrMvW|Oblivion> MrMvW?
<w00f1> MrMvW is slightly derranged
<MrMvW|Oblivion> Goddammit
<Jenspm> hahaha

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2007-04-30 11:27:09

#291

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6705|Gogledd Cymru

jenspm felt left out so we welcomed him irc stylee

IRC wrote:
[19:23] Jenspm: no one said hi to me
[19:23] Surgeon: hi
[19:23] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:23] Jenspm: hi
[19:23] Surgeon: hi
[19:23] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:23] Surgeon: hi
[19:23] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:23] Jenspm: 574baiw
[19:23] Surgeon: hi
[19:23] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:23] Surgeon: hi
[19:23] [ST6]SewerMaster: cause you revelaed yourself Jenspm
[19:23] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:23] w00f: hey, DeathUnlimited.
[19:23] Jenspm: lawl
[19:23] Surgeon: hi
[19:23] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:23] Surgeon: hi
[19:23] Heggs: hai2u jensywensy
[19:23] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: privet, DeathUnlimited.
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] w00f: niihau, Surgeon.
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] w00f: hi, Jenspm.
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: que tal, Surgeon.
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: hello, Surgeon.
[19:24] w00f: hello, DeathUnlimited.
[19:24] w00f: hey, Jenspm.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: h
[19:24] w00f: hola, Surgeon.
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: hey, DeathUnlimited.
[19:24] Surgeon: h
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: privet, Surgeon.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] w00f: que tal, Heggs.
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: privet, DeathUnlimited.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: lol, w00f lag
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hola
[19:24] w00f: hola, Heggs.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: hi, Heggs.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: salut, DeathUnlimited.
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: what's up, Surgeon.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: hello, DeathUnlimited.
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[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: hello, Surgeon.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: salut, Surgeon.
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: DU is an emo Chav
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: hello, Surgeon.
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: niihau, Jenspm.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] w00f: salut, Jenspm.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] w00f: what's up, Heggs.
[19:24] Heggs: LOL
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] [SCG]SupeRaven: Bonjour
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] w00f: que tal, Surgeon.
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Surgeon: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: hey, DeathUnlimited.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: hello, Jenspm.
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] Heggs: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: bonjour, Surgeon.
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] w00f: hey, [SCG]SupeRaven.
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:25] w00f: hello, Surgeon.
[19:25] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:25] w00f: privet, Surgeon.
[19:25] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:25] Surgeon: sum1 say hi
[19:25] w00f: hola, DeathUnlimited.
[19:25] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:25] w00f: hi, Surgeon.
[19:25] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:25] Jenspm: ihi
[19:25] w00f: privet, DeathUnlimited.
[19:25] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:25] Jenspm: h
[19:25] w00f: niihau, DeathUnlimited.
[19:25] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:25] Jenspm: ihhi
[19:24] w00f: niihau, DeathUnlimited.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hih
[19:24] w00f: que tal, Surgeon.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] w00f: what's up, Jenspm.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:24] Jenspm: hi
[19:24] w00f: que tal, Surgeon.
[19:24] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:25] DeathUnlimited: hi
[19:25] DeathUnlimited: hi

2007-04-30 11:27:50

#292

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6678|cuntshitlake

Forgive me, I use the Opera built-in

Jenspm no one said hi to me
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm 574baiw
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
[ST6]SewerMaster cause you revelaed yourself Jenspm
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f hey, DeathUnlimited.
21:24 Jenspm lawl
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
Heggs hai2u jensywensy
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f privet, DeathUnlimited.
Surgeon hi
Jenspm hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
Jenspm hi
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
w00f niihau, Surgeon.
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
w00f hi, Jenspm.
w00f que tal, Surgeon.
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
Jenspm hi
w00f hello, Surgeon.
w00f hello, DeathUnlimited.
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f hey, Jenspm.
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
w00f hola, Surgeon.
DeathUnlimited hi
Heggs hi
Jenspm hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Heggs hi
Surgeon hi
w00f hey, DeathUnlimited.
DeathUnlimited hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
Heggs hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f privet, Surgeon.
Surgeon h
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
Heggs hi
w00f que tal, Heggs.
DeathUnlimited hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f privet, DeathUnlimited.
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm lol, w00f lag
Heggs hola
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
w00f hola, Heggs.
DeathUnlimited hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f hi, Heggs.
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon h
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f salut, DeathUnlimited.
w00f what's up, Surgeon.
Surgeon hi
Heggs hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f hello, DeathUnlimited.
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
-> FFLink13 has joined bf2s
w00f hello, Surgeon.
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
Heggs hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
w00f salut, Surgeon.
DeathUnlimited hi
Heggs hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
w00f DU is an emo Chav
Jenspm hi
w00f hello, Surgeon.
Jenspm hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
w00f niihau, Jenspm.
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
Heggs hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
Jenspm hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
Jenspm hi
w00f salut, Jenspm.
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
w00f what's up, Heggs.
Heggs LOL
[SCG]SupeRaven Bonjour
Jenspm hi
Heggs hi
w00f que tal, Surgeon.
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
w00f hey, DeathUnlimited.
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f hello, Jenspm.
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Heggs hi
w00f bonjour, Surgeon.
DeathUnlimited hi
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f hey, [SCG]SupeRaven.
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
w00f que tal, Surgeon.
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
21:25 w00f what's up, Jenspm.
Jenspm hi
Surgeon hi
w00f que tal, Surgeon.
Jenspm hih
Surgeon hi
w00f niihau, DeathUnlimited.
Jenspm ihhi
Surgeon hi
w00f niihau, DeathUnlimited.
Jenspm h
Surgeon hi
w00f privet, DeathUnlimited.
Jenspm ihi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited </me waits for the kickhammer
w00f hi, Surgeon.
Surgeon hi
w00f hola, DeathUnlimited.
DeathUnlimited omg
Surgeon hi
w00f privet, Surgeon.
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
w00f hello, Surgeon.
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
Surgeon hi
Surgeon hi
DeathUnlimited hi
Surgeon hi
-> POE2|DrunkenPirate has joined bf2s
ChanServ sets user mode +o: POE2|DrunkenPirate is now a room operator
ChanServ [POE2|DrunkenPirate] http://bf2s.com/player/43695997/
Surgeon hi
Surgeon hi
Surgeon sum1 say hi

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2007-04-30 11:27:53

#293

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6776|Southampton, UK

Spam much?

2007-04-30 11:30:08

#294

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6678|cuntshitlake

Not really, been worse

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2007-04-30 13:03:11

#295

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7025|Nårvei

Incredible - can`t you guys fucking do anything right while i`m away ?

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2007-04-30 16:57:02

#296

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7058|Alberta, Canada

Xfire wrote:
Flaming_Maniac: don't you know who has #1 post count?
Ryan: I forgetz
Ryan: no
Flaming_Maniac: CN117
Ryan: oh lol
Ryan: how many do he have?
Flaming_Maniac: over 10k
Ryan: spam much?
Ryan: lol
Ryan: Man, I thought I osted lots
Ryan: posted
Ryan: and I bet CN registered after me, right?
Flaming_Maniac: uh
Ryan: yeah he did
Ryan: he join december 7th
Flaming_Maniac: yeah
Ryan: I joined like july something
Flaming_Maniac: 2
Flaming_Maniac: august 2
Ryan: oh ok
Ryan: september you nub lol
Ryan: 2005-08-02
Ryan: 8th month is september
Flaming_Maniac: oh
Ryan: hehe
Flaming_Maniac: haha
Flaming_Maniac: wait...
Flaming_Maniac: 9 is september...
Ryan: no
Ryan: 1. january
Ryan: 2. feb
Ryan: 3. march, 4. april
Ryan: 5. may
Ryan: 6. june, 7 july
Ryan: 8. august
Ryan: wqtff!
Flaming_Maniac: gg
Ryan: fuck you
Ryan: lol
Ryan: I bet we are both counting on our fingers right now
Flaming_Maniac: i was on google calendar you nub
Flaming_Maniac: when you started counting
Flaming_Maniac: hah
Ryan: phhf, relies on google to find the right month?
Ryan: desperation at its best

Wow. We I r dumb.

2007-05-01 18:13:04

#297

Des.Kmal: Member; +917|6833|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

[21:10] WØöĶїЗ 11Şőģ_RÆIĐΣЯ⅛: let me show you a chick, tell me if shes hot
[21:10] Kmal!: k
[21:10] WØöĶїЗ 11Şőģ_RÆIĐΣЯ⅛: hang on myspace is gay
[21:10] Kmal!: k
[21:10] Kmal!: lol
[21:10] WØöĶїЗ 11Şőģ_RÆIĐΣЯ⅛: god damn nubcakes, i think DICE coded myspace
[21:10] Kmal!: LMAO

Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal

2007-05-01 18:14:55

#298

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6674|behind my rifle

Des.Kmal wrote:
[21:10] WØöĶїЗ 11Şőģ_RÆIĐΣЯ⅛: let me show you a chick, tell me if shes hot
[21:10] Kmal!: k
[21:10] WØöĶїЗ 11Şőģ_RÆIĐΣЯ⅛: hang on myspace is gay
[21:10] Kmal!: k
[21:10] Kmal!: lol
[21:10] WØöĶїЗ 11Şőģ_RÆIĐΣЯ⅛: god damn nubcakes, i think DICE coded myspace
[21:10] Kmal!: LMAO

woot. its true too

2007-05-06 11:36:30

#299

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6864

<JaM3z> teddy stop calling me @ home xD
[20:30] <teddyjimmy> LOL
[20:30] *** Z-trooper has left #bf2s
[20:30] <teddyjimmy> should i call u again?
[20:30] <JaM3z> nah lol
[20:30] <teddyjimmy> i gave ur number to terror
[20:30] <Jenspm> hahaha
[20:30] <JaM3z> i cant beleve i actually gave you my phone number
[20:30] <teddyjimmy> he said he will call you when ur drunk
[20:30] <Jenspm> Your gonna get spammed JaM3z
[20:30] <JaM3z> terror already has my number
[20:31] <teddyjimmy> lol i cant believe i actually called you
[20:31] <teddyjimmy> jens when did u see me?
[20:31] <Jenspm> Naw, haven't seen you :p
[20:31] <teddyjimmy> yeah..good
[20:31] <JaM3z> the difference people forget is, i dont live with my parents anymore so i can just unplug my phone
[20:31] <teddyjimmy>
[20:31] <teddyjimmy> yeah..but u want to talk to me
[20:31] <Jenspm> hah
[20:31] <teddyjimmy> i will call u when im shitfaced
[20:32] <Jenspm> Like, always?
[20:32] <JaM3z> i have spoke to you everyday for nearly a year teddy...
[20:32] <teddyjimmy> ur gf and me will have phone sex
[20:32] <teddyjimmy>
[20:32] <teddyjimmy> lol
[20:32] <Entertayner> phone sex is lame
[20:32] <Jenspm> Terror and you will have phonesex
[20:32] <teddyjimmy> true
[20:32] <JaM3z> my gf would probablybreak your balls
[20:32] <teddyjimmy> she would break yours for giving me your number
[20:32] <JaM3z> she is to hot for you
[20:32] <JaM3z> you can have the ginger bitch
[20:32] <Jenspm> You guys married to Rusians on steroids?
[20:32] <teddyjimmy> she has dirty writeen all over her
[20:33] <teddyjimmy> lol
[20:32] <Entertayner> phone sex is lame
[20:32] <Jenspm> Terror and you will have phonesex
[20:32] <teddyjimmy> true
[20:32] <JaM3z> my gf would probablybreak your balls
[20:32] <teddyjimmy> she would break yours for giving me your number
[20:32] <JaM3z> she is to hot for you
[20:32] <JaM3z> you can have the ginger bitch
[20:32] <Jenspm> You guys married to Rusians on steroids?
[20:32] <teddyjimmy> she has dirty writeen all over her
[20:33] <teddyjimmy> lol
[20:33] <Jenspm> together with*
[20:33] <JaM3z> teddy you can have the ex-ginger-girlfriend
[20:33] <JaM3z> she was a slut
[20:33] <teddyjimmy> i dont want the ginger bitch
[20:33] <JaM3z> you would like her
[20:33] <JaM3z> yes
[20:33] <JaM3z> i dont have my headset on dude
[20:33] <teddyjimmy> did the carpet match the curtains?
[20:33] <Jenspm> omgomgomgogm
[20:33] <JaM3z> yes she had ginger pubes
[20:33] <JaM3z> i got videos
[20:33] <teddyjimmy> thank fucking god
[20:33] <JaM3z> ^_^
[20:33] <teddyjimmy> i have actually wondered if that was true for such a long time now
[20:34] <JaM3z> it is
[20:34] <Jenspm> ...
[20:34] <JaM3z> rusty pussy
[20:34] <teddyjimmy> lol
[20:34] <teddyjimmy> ewwwww
[20:34] <Jenspm> ooo
[20:34] <Jenspm> no thx
[20:34] <JaM3z> it just looks well
[20:34] <JaM3z> ginger
[20:34] <Jenspm> is |TØP| TS always like it was yesterday?
[20:34] <JaM3z> dw after i was with her for a month i got her to shave it
[20:34] <JaM3z> the dirty bitch
[20:34] <JaM3z> no
[20:34] <JaM3z> its userally morefull
[20:35] <JaM3z> yesterday was quiet
[20:35] <JaM3z> we have like 80+ active members

2007-05-07 14:41:31

#300

[PTG]shogun: PS n00b & proud vista user; +44|6647

<Jenspm> We raid PTG's IRC '

christ i need o talk more in there o0

<Hurricane> YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CANT TALK NOT SO BRAVE NOW HUH

this is more of a bump tbh

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