o I ran across this and I modified it for BF2.
Choose your birth month Alternitave(not normally as good)
January: I partied with I sniffed
February: I stabbed and killed I teamkilled
March: I messed around with I made a deal with
April: I had babies with I base raped
May: I put a spell on I punished
June: I robbed I blackmailed
July: I ate I gave head to
August: I got married to I twisted
September: I beat up I made
October: I dressed up as I threw a grenade at
November: I made drunken love with I bunny hopped to
December: I licked I made fun of
Find the day of your birthday...
1: a MEC soldier
2: a USMC soldier
3: a Chinese soldier
4: an M16
5: a n00b tube
6: an abrams tank
7: an apache helicopter
8: Gulf of Oman
9: the USMC carrier
10: a smoke grenade
11: a buggy
12: a flash bang
13: a knife
14: the Iron Gator
15: Pointe Du Hoc
16: a cruise missile
17: my next door neighbor
18: a boat
19: my finger
20: a sniper rifle
21: some random girl
22: the Earth
23: the Dalian Plant reactor core
24: toxic waste
25: a middle easter TV channel
26: shock paddles
27: the commander
28: a gas mask
29: the tear gas launcher
30: your momma
31: the above posters Momma
Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...
A: To save the future.
B: and I had twins.
C: and I liked it.
D: for a cookie.
E: because I felt like it.
F: to get naked pics of myself.
G: because I was n00b tubed.
H: because I hate Battlefield 2
I: for Dice.
J: and I liked it.
K: and I had oh so much fun.
L: to be naked.
M: and something shrank.
N: because I'm to stupid to use default weapons.
O: for the money.
P: and it sucked.
Q: because I love pie.
R: at Karkand.
S: because someone came from the future.
T: for my girlfriend.
U: because I was forced to.
V: naked.
W: Because I thought it was for a cheat code.
X: because I lost my mind.
Y: for no reason.
Z: because I don't like it.
Mine is:
April: I had babies with
3: a Chinese soldier
J: and I liked it.
I had babies with a Chinese soldier and I liked it...
Give me some ideas and I might add em, don't make them too dirty
Choose your birth month Alternitave(not normally as good)
January: I partied with I sniffed
February: I stabbed and killed I teamkilled
March: I messed around with I made a deal with
April: I had babies with I base raped
May: I put a spell on I punished
June: I robbed I blackmailed
July: I ate I gave head to
August: I got married to I twisted
September: I beat up I made
October: I dressed up as I threw a grenade at
November: I made drunken love with I bunny hopped to
December: I licked I made fun of
Find the day of your birthday...
1: a MEC soldier
2: a USMC soldier
3: a Chinese soldier
4: an M16
5: a n00b tube
6: an abrams tank
7: an apache helicopter
8: Gulf of Oman
9: the USMC carrier
10: a smoke grenade
11: a buggy
12: a flash bang
13: a knife
14: the Iron Gator
15: Pointe Du Hoc
16: a cruise missile
17: my next door neighbor
18: a boat
19: my finger
20: a sniper rifle
21: some random girl
22: the Earth
23: the Dalian Plant reactor core
24: toxic waste
25: a middle easter TV channel
26: shock paddles
27: the commander
28: a gas mask
29: the tear gas launcher
30: your momma
31: the above posters Momma
Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...
A: To save the future.
B: and I had twins.
C: and I liked it.
D: for a cookie.
E: because I felt like it.
F: to get naked pics of myself.
G: because I was n00b tubed.
H: because I hate Battlefield 2
I: for Dice.
J: and I liked it.
K: and I had oh so much fun.
L: to be naked.
M: and something shrank.
N: because I'm to stupid to use default weapons.
O: for the money.
P: and it sucked.
Q: because I love pie.
R: at Karkand.
S: because someone came from the future.
T: for my girlfriend.
U: because I was forced to.
V: naked.
W: Because I thought it was for a cheat code.
X: because I lost my mind.
Y: for no reason.
Z: because I don't like it.
Mine is:
April: I had babies with
3: a Chinese soldier
J: and I liked it.
I had babies with a Chinese soldier and I liked it...
Give me some ideas and I might add em, don't make them too dirty
Last edited by specops10-4 (2006-01-18 15:44:33)