SexyCabbage
One Shot, One Kill ... Always
+68|6491|Kentucky
Ever thought google had a funny side?  Well, they do.

Go to google.com
Click on Maps
Click get Directions
Enter "new york, new york" to "Paris France"
Read step: #23

If you want to make A LOT of money with this:
Get a crazy relative
Get them to try to swim across the Atlantic
When they drown, hire a lawyer, and sue Google saying "that they[the dead relative] were following directions and tried to swim the 3,462 miles across the atlantic.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6582

Yeah, because boats or planes don't exist...
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6356|Twyford, UK
Welcome to two weeks ago.
{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|6770|San Antonio, Texas
1. Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi
1 min

2. Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi
1 min

3. Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min

4. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft

5. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min

6. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins

7. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins

8. Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road 0.4 mi
1 min

9. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min

10. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins

11. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi

12. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins

13. Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins

...
14. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins

...
15. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi

16. Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins

17. Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi
38 mins

...
18. Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road 56.0 mi
56 mins

...
19. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min

20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins

21. Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi

22. Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi

23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours

...

Oh, is that all? 
GhostStalker0
I like pie
+29|6488|San Diego, CA
Well, almost a month of swimming
TigerXtrm
Death by Indecency
+51|6379|Netherlands

$eXXXyCabbage wrote:

If you want to make A LOT of money with this:
Get a crazy relative
Get them to try to swim across the Atlantic
When they drown, hire a lawyer, and sue Google saying "that they[the dead relative] were following directions and tried to swim the 3,462 miles across the atlantic.
Yea and the absolute sad part is that you'd win too. If I was a judge I'd bitchslap his/her corps and thank god for taking that person out of the breeding population.

Tiger
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|6635|Birmingham, UK
It happens whenever you put the destinations opposite sides of the Atlantic...
And please, spare humanity the trouble of fishing your carcass out of the ocean? It really would e a waste of resources...
*Sighs*
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|6757|The United Center
That's like saying that if you got into a car accident after it told you to drive somewhere, that you could sue google maps.
TigerXtrm
Death by Indecency
+51|6379|Netherlands

ThomasMorgan wrote:

That's like saying that if you got into a car accident after it told you to drive somewhere, that you could sue google maps.
You could, but not before suing the company that made the traffic lights AND the company that made the other car.

Tiger
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6649|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Toilet Sex wrote:

Yeah, because boats or planes don't exist...
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6656
this guy could do it

Man ends 9-week, 3,272-mile Amazon swim

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070408/ap_ … on_swimmer
Canadian_Sniper_X
Member
+45|6500|Kamloops, BC Canada
Can't do that in Canada. The supreme court passed a law/bill whatever saying that people cannot sue for stupidity. That's the main reason we don't have as many lawsuits as the US.

So ya... the case would just be thrown out on account that it was pure stupidity.
Desolater
Member
+13|6237|Maryland, USA
haha they even give a time..
jord
Member
+2,382|6689|The North, beyond the wall.
Do judges not use common sense there or something?
Canadian_Sniper_X
Member
+45|6500|Kamloops, BC Canada

jord wrote:

Do judges not use common sense there or something?
You talking about Canada? ya most of them do. But they had to make the rule so that the few who wouldn't would have to.

Unlike the states... where you could probably sue/win for anything.
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6305
thas funny.llol.
HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|6693|The Lou

Canadian_Sniper_X wrote:

Can't do that in Canada. The supreme court passed a law/bill whatever saying that people cannot sue for stupidity. That's the main reason we don't have as many lawsuits as the US.

So ya... the case would just be thrown out on account that it was pure stupidity.
I wish we had that, would make our country look less retarded

"Man sues RV company because the manual doesnt say you cant get out of your seat when its in cruise control" WTF?

Last edited by HURLEY (2007-04-11 13:37:51)

Fuzzball_the_Shooter
The Photographer.
+81|6715|Central Valley,California
Well, planes and boats don't count because it specifically says swim.
daddyofdeath
A REAL Combat Engineer in the house
+187|6264|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27
If you googled your way to a cliff top, would you still keep going? I for one am not silly enough to try that.
Des.Kmal
Member
+917|6628|Atlanta, Georgia, USA
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LMAO step 30 ROFL
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-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|6646|South Jersey
Haha, it even gives you a hotel to stay at at the end of your swim.

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