Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Democrats:
Kill babies.
Yes -- they're quite tasty, actually.
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Want to take away the 2nd amendment.
Yes, because the Republicans have already called dibs on taking the 1st.
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Want universal healthcare via taxing the hell out of you.
Yes, but the Republicans would prefer we have to pay out the ass the private sector way. Either way, it's a losing game, because medicine has been hijacked by oligarchy and corporatism.
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Are out of touch with world affairs.
Of course, because the Iraq invasion has worked so well. Why can't they see this?
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Are flip floppers.
Yep... The logical way of doing things is to stay the course no matter what facts or realities get in your way.
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Do not care about terrorists attacking the U.S.
This is all part of how liberals hate America. Naturally, they prefer the terrorists attack us. Why else would they want us to stop invading countries?
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Let Bin Laden get away many times several years ago.
Well, that's only because we were working with Bin Laden against the Soviets at the time. That was a bipartisan effort, and boy, that worked beautifully didn't it?
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Should be tried for the Clinton Administration.
Forget Clinton... Try them for the FDR administration! That commie bastard!
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Are responsible for terrorist attacks.
Yes, especially Air America and the AARP.
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Are trying to kill America's edge on the rest of the world.
Yes, because we know that unrestrained outsourcing gives us a major edge in the world.
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Directly affect me and my childrens welfare.
Only if you're on welfare... or wait... maybe that applies to Republicans instead...?
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Want the gays to be married destroying all moral grounds for marriage.
...don't forget how Nazies will ride dinosaurs once again too.
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Are out for thier own agenda of personal gain and career advancement.
Exactly... A more compassionate agenda involves increasing the wealth disparity in America and removing individuals' rights while giving corporations new ones.
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Have sabatoged the war on terror.
Yep... That's the only explanation for all these IEDs. Democrats must be smuggling explosives to terrorists. I figure Rumsfeld's dealings with Saddam in the 80s must have inspired them to get in on this business as well.