In the Red Corner:
He's saved the United States from terrorists 4 times
Can shoot a man in the head from 100 feet away with a stupid civilian in the way
Can torture the truth out of God himself.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Jack Bauer
In the Blue Corner:
His tears can cure cancer
He lost his virginity before his dad did
Since he was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Chuck Norris
I want a clean fight. Now go at it.
He's saved the United States from terrorists 4 times
Can shoot a man in the head from 100 feet away with a stupid civilian in the way
Can torture the truth out of God himself.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Jack Bauer
In the Blue Corner:
His tears can cure cancer
He lost his virginity before his dad did
Since he was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Chuck Norris
I want a clean fight. Now go at it.