Bauer vs. The Round House Kick

2007-01-25 19:05:40

#1

Protecus: Prophet of Certain Certainties; +28|6731

In the Red Corner:

He's saved the United States from terrorists 4 times
Can shoot a man in the head from 100 feet away with a stupid civilian in the way
Can torture the truth out of God himself.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Jack Bauer

In the Blue Corner:

His tears can cure cancer
He lost his virginity before his dad did
Since he was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Chuck Norris

I want a clean fight. Now go at it.

2007-01-25 19:06:49

#2

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6839|Washington, DC

"If Jack Bauer was gay, he'd be called Chuck Norris."

2007-01-25 19:06:54

#3

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6926|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

Jack Bauer FTW!

2007-01-25 19:07:01

#4

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6615|NSW, Australia

wtf is it with people and chuck norris?

2007-01-25 19:07:59

#5

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6916|67.222.138.85

Chuck Norris > Jack Bauer

2007-01-25 19:10:51

#6

-=CB=-krazykarl: not always PWD, but usually.; +95|6745|Carlsbad, CA, USA

matt hughes. you are talking about fictitious people not real life.... so get one, and a clue.

2007-01-25 19:12:04

#7

-=CB=-krazykarl: not always PWD, but usually.; +95|6745|Carlsbad, CA, USA

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
wtf is it with people and chuck norris?

retardation.

2007-01-25 19:13:30

#8

Ninja_Monkey: I TK For Blackhawks; +60|6774|UK

guns > martial arts

2007-01-25 19:14:07

#9

unholypoo: unholy what?; +10|6590

Ninja_Monkey wrote:
guns > martial arts

True dat.

2007-01-25 19:14:56

#10

=DBD=TITAN126: Member; +5|6992

Here is the reason for my vote:

https://img226.imageshack.us/img226/9528/chucknorrisfv1.jpg

Last edited by =DBD=TITAN126 (2007-01-25 19:15:21)

2007-01-25 19:21:26

#11

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|6888|In You Endo- Stoke

Bauer all the way!!

Bauer>chuck

Bauer is the new chuck norris so obciously he needs to be able to kicks chucks ass.

2007-01-25 19:22:37

#12

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6975|UK

Have to admit Bauer is a retard.

Norris is too but to a lesser extent. I mean comon!!! How many crap TV series can there be on 24!

2007-01-25 19:26:48

#13

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6690|Purdue

Vilham wrote:
Have to admit Bauer is a retard.

Norris is too but to a lesser extent. I mean comon!!! How many crap TV series can there be on 24!

24 is the shiznit. In a good way, of course.

2007-01-25 19:36:40

#14

OmniDeath: ~; +726|6853

2007-01-25 19:49:25

#15

Home: Section.80; +447|7057|Seattle, Washington, USA

Bauer, for sure.

2007-01-25 19:52:01

#16

leesupport: Member; +39|6892

lol ahh how about Jet Li?

2007-01-25 20:05:09

#17

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6728|Adelaide, South Australia

Hurricane wrote:
"If Jack Bauer was gay, he'd be called Chuck Norris."

2007-01-25 20:10:54

#18

rambo_killin_SOB: bunny hopping nade spammer; +61|6721

Jack

2007-01-25 20:51:10

#19

TuataraDude: Member; +115|6732|Aotearoa

Hurricane wrote:
"If Jack Bauer was gay, he'd be called Chuck Norris."

I couldn't possibly condone such a comment, but it did make me laugh.

2007-01-25 20:55:13

#20

Heavy_Guns_91: I hand out purple hearts like candy; +72|6612|Alberta, Canada

Chuck Norris could kill Jack Bauer in a room in over 187 different ways. Including using the room itself.

2007-01-25 21:46:15

#21

Kamikaze17: Over the line!; +70|6958|Mark it zero.

Has anyone here ever watched a movie by Chuch Norris? His acting is horrible. All of his fight scenes look incredibly fake. I don't get why so many people are so god damn obsessed with him...

2007-01-25 21:46:20

#22

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6882|Colorado

Wasn't chuck norris that guy that got his ass kicked by bruce lee in the movie? correction killed.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … 4237801739

Last edited by TrollmeaT (2007-01-25 21:47:01)

2007-01-25 21:56:28

#23

Volatile: Member; +252|6913|Sextupling in Empire

Bauer ripped out some guy's jugular with this teeth, and kills his own friends.

Chucky just kicks people in the face.

Bauer>Chucky.

2007-01-25 22:03:26

#24

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6864

I watch 24 more than home gym commercials and Walker Texas Ranger... sorry Chucky

2007-01-25 22:06:42

#25

Volatile: Member; +252|6913|Sextupling in Empire

mtb0minime wrote:
I watch 24 more than home gym commercials and Walker Texas Ranger... sorry Chucky

LOL, that commercial makes me sad.

Jack Bauer	53%	53% - 47
Chuck Norris	46%	46% - 41
Total: 88

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