That's it, I've had it, no more. I will no longer trust my brain when it comes to voting. Politics has done me wrong for the last time! It, and my brain, has betrayed me every time, 100%, without fail. So I'm no longer listening to my brain, ever again. From now on, if I ever vote again, I'm doing the exact opposite of what that supposedly smart organ tells me to do.
That's why if the evil Hillary Clinton runs, I'm voting for her. Because if my track record holds up -- and I guarantee you it will -- then she'll turn out to be a wonderful President.
My brain tells me this horrible, evil, power-mad and possibly psychopathic witch will be a castastrophe. But since I've been wrong every time in the past when I've voted, if she runs and gets elected she'll probably be the best President in the last 100 years.
Here's the best example of why I'm no longer listening to my brain: I voted for George Bush the first time he ran. I was horrified that Al Gore might be elected. He was carrying all that baggage from being associated with that white trash serial rapist Bill Clinton. Vote for a Democrat? Yech! Democrats started World War I, World War II, Korea and Vietnam. They're the Evil Party.
Even though Bill Clinton should be serving life in prison for war crimes and multiple rapes (but then, how many politicians shouldn't be in prison?), he turned out to be a fairly decent President. The economy wasn't bad, the deficit was going down, there was only a minor (though unjustifed) war and a few camel-seeking missiles to take attention away from his affair with Blubber Lewinsky. Yet, I thought he was horrible. Things should be so horrible now.
I was relieved when Bush was elected. I thought he was a simple-minded good ol' boy who would turn out to be a mediocre President, one who pushed through a tax cut that gave me enough money to make one monthly payment on my car. But what did I get? Possibly the worst President ever. Worse than Lincoln, worse than Woodrow Wilson, worse than FDR.
What causes these political problems? I really don't know. When I buy something in the free market I almost always get what I want. Yet when I buy something in politics, I never get what I pay for. I get the opposite. This must mean that politics is inherently corrupt. Still, people are always falling for it.
Not me, though, not anymore. I've learned my lesson. When it comes to the topsy-turvy, Bizarro World of politics, always vote for the one you are convinced is the worst candidate. You'll never be disappointed. I know I won't, not anymore.
Oh, hell, what am I saying? I'll be disappointed, no matter who I vote for.
http://www.thepriceofliberty.org/05/12/26/wallace.htmAs far as my own beef, it was her redefining the job of the first lady. It was Hillary Care and Vince Foster, Whitewater, cattle futures and selling military secrects ( clinton admin ) to the Chinese communist.
Oh, and lets not forget Waco.
Last edited by ATG (2007-01-18 22:08:53)
