I hit a bag of cheetos because I'm special...ed.
I drank with my mommy because im smexy all over
I smooched with a homeless guy because that's how I roll.
I hit my grandma because I'm kinky.
I hit Michael Jackson because I'm Smexy all over...
Worrying, but I'll just say by "I hit" I mean smacked.
Worrying, but I'll just say by "I hit" I mean smacked.
gads does the scream nerd or what
I smooched with my pencil because I'm a pimp and your jealous
i have not been so embarased since high school when i had a slide rule in my pocket protector, lol
I smooched with my pencil because I'm a pimp and your jealous
i have not been so embarased since high school when i had a slide rule in my pocket protector, lol
One of my friends posted a similar one on myspace...Ned_Z wrote:
Pick the month you were born on:
Jan_ I banged
Feb_ I did it with
March_I farted on
April_I hit
May_I cuddled with
June_I bit
JUly_I was sitting with
August_I swam with
Sept_I showered with
Oct_I smooched with
Nov_I slept with
Dec_I drank with
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Pick the day you were born on:
1_the kool-aid man
2_a hottie
3_batman
4_a toothbrush
5_a rainbow
6_a bag of cheetos
7_my mommy
8_a lifeguard
9_an orange
10_a hobo
11_a horse
12_Paris Hilton
13_Michael Jackson
14_a belly dancer
15_my grandma
16_Britney Spears
17_a piece of paper
18_a dog
19_my pencil
20_a police
21_a bowl of cereal
22_the easter bunny
23_my ex
24_santa clause
25_a jar of honey
26_a pickle
27_a homeless guy
28_a french fry
29_my computer
30_a pimp
31_Snoop Dog
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Pick the color(s) of the shirt you're wearing:
Black_ because the little people told me to.
White_ because I'm smexy all over.
Pink_ because I'm in love with strawberries.
Red_ Because I have AMAZING teeth.
Blue_ Because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
Polka dots_ beacuse I hate my life.
Purple_ because I'm special...ed.
Gray_ because that's how I roll.
Green_ because I'm kinky.
Orange_ because I ran out of chocolate.
Turquoise_ because I have a noodle in my nose.
Brown_ because I'm hyper today.
Yellow_ because my friends are butterflies.
Shirtless_ because I've got abs.
Other_ because I have double D's.
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Me:I showered with a homeless guy Because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
on THAT one....I ate out a jew because thats how i roll. Dont ask me. thats why i almost never reply to them,
I farted on the easterbunny because i'm in love with strawberries
I cuddled with a hobo because the little people told me to.
I KNEW IT !stkhoplite wrote:
I farted on the easterbunny because i'm in love with strawberries
I was sitting with a belly dancer because i'm smexy all over
I showered with a french fry Because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
I banged a bowl of serial because im a pimp and you're jealous, +1 nice tread
I drank with my grandma because that's how I roll.
I drank with santa clause because the little people told me to.
I showered with Britney Spears Because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
Oh yeazh
Oh yeazh
i banged a french fry because i have amazing teeth...
I was sitting with santa clause because I'm hyper today.
Lame.
Lame.
I was sitting with a pickle because all my friends are butterflies lol
I banged santa clause Because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
lollerskates. I hit my ex because that's how I roll.
I drank with a lifeguard because the little people told me to
I cuddled with a jar of honey because I have AMAZING teeth.
I swam with my pencil because the little people told me to...
I slept with Paris Hilton because I'm smexy all over.
Not bad i guess, in fact i want some bumlove of the bitch.
Nov 12, wearing white T Shirt.
Not bad i guess, in fact i want some bumlove of the bitch.
Nov 12, wearing white T Shirt.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.