OPEN SEASON on Junkie98

2007-01-08 09:41:57

#1

UREpwnSt00PiDiTY: Member; +3|6533

To all affiliates of the Kerazy Kidnapping Krew...
To those loyal to the Krew...
To Krew sympathizers...
To those opposed to TKing nubs who need to be taught a lesson...

I submit for mass kidnapping pleasure JUNKIE98.

Last night this dude and I are waiting for an apache on a Ghost Town server. I was the lucky one the BF2 gods decided to allow pilot the heli and he then spent the ENTIRE ROUND trying to TK me from anywhere on the map!

First M95 at point blank range - this guy sucks so bad he couldn't even do that right. Then AT rockets every time I passed the helipad he standing on - (I think he was jerking all over the helipad trying to create a biohazard area....but, to his dismay the pad remained bone dry). Finally he got in the Linebacker and continually kept shooting at me in the apache. I killed him while he's in the linebacker and of course, he punishes the TK.

Look no further than his THIRTY FREAKING BANS - this guy is begging to be made miserable.

Let the hunt begin...

2007-01-08 10:36:34

#2

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6838|Washington, DC

The 98 is a strong indicator that the player is probably, at most, 9 years old. I'd like to hear the bitch cry over VOIP.

I'm game for it this weekend (have exams all this week). BTW its Kerrazy =p

2007-01-08 10:40:05

#3

silo1180: The Farewell Tour; +79|6630|San Antonio, TX

Bounty hunters?

You guys should start requiring payment, "We'll kidnap this guy, but you gotta let me kill you 15 time IAR with the chopper, I needs me medal/ribbon."

...please let me live...

2007-01-08 10:42:12

#4

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

Why didn't you just switch teams? When does the fun commence?

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2007-01-08 10:42:48)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-01-08 10:44:35

#5

=Karma-Kills=: "Don't post while intoxicated."; +356|6792|England

Another one on the list...

2007-01-08 10:51:34

#6

URE_DED: BF2s US Server Admin; +76|6827|inside the recesses of your...

King_County_Downy wrote:
Why didn't you just switch teams? When does the fun commence?

He would have but SAS was dominating and he would have just got is own ass base raped by this dork.

2007-01-08 10:51:44

#7

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6747|The Lost Highway

Hurricane wrote:
The 98 is a strong indicator that the player is probably, at most, 9 years old. I'd like to hear the bitch cry over VOIP.

I'm game for it this weekend (have exams all this week). BTW its Kerrazy =p

Wanting to hear a 9 year old cry makes you really cool. Someone give this man the Fonz's jacket! Heyyyyy.

2007-01-08 10:53:55

#8

URE_DED: BF2s US Server Admin; +76|6827|inside the recesses of your...

Hey Downy...it's been 11 minutes - time to change your forum title again, man....

2007-01-08 11:08:03

#9

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6838|Washington, DC

mKmalfunction wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
The 98 is a strong indicator that the player is probably, at most, 9 years old. I'd like to hear the bitch cry over VOIP.

I'm game for it this weekend (have exams all this week). BTW its Kerrazy =p
Wanting to hear a 9 year old cry makes you really cool. Someone give this man the Fonz's jacket! Heyyyyy.

Is that a self-kidnap request I hear? Yeah, didn't think so.

2007-01-08 11:15:28

#10

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

I love making little kids cry. It's really quite fun.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=717958#p717958

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-01-08 11:44:04

#11

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6795

Stop The Kidnapping This Is Madness !!!!

2007-01-08 11:45:57

#12

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

http://bf2s.com/player/58894635/

Tonight, he gets buttraped.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-01-08 11:47:20

#13

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6553|Cali

im_in_heaven wrote:
Stop The Kidnapping This Is Madness !!!!

https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8881/noobqw8.jpg

2007-01-08 12:11:18

#14

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6747|The Lost Highway

Hurricane wrote:
mKmalfunction wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
The 98 is a strong indicator that the player is probably, at most, 9 years old. I'd like to hear the bitch cry over VOIP.

I'm game for it this weekend (have exams all this week). BTW its Kerrazy =p
Wanting to hear a 9 year old cry makes you really cool. Someone give this man the Fonz's jacket! Heyyyyy.
Is that a self-kidnap request I hear? Yeah, didn't think so.

Yeah, I fear getting kidnapped. I mean, its not like I couldn't disconnect or anything. The most you'll get in on me is 3 or 4 kills.

Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet gets you nowhere. Grow up.

2007-01-08 12:51:37

#15

URE_DED: BF2s US Server Admin; +76|6827|inside the recesses of your...

mKmalfunction wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
mKmalfunction wrote:

Wanting to hear a 9 year old cry makes you really cool. Someone give this man the Fonz's jacket! Heyyyyy.
Is that a self-kidnap request I hear? Yeah, didn't think so.
Yeah, I fear getting kidnapped. I mean, its not like I couldn't disconnect or anything. The most you'll get in on me is 3 or 4 kills.

Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet gets you nowhere. Grow up.

Actually, we are "getting somewhere" in our full time, real life jobs that pay the bills. Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet is just for fun. You might be surprised how little we take this stuff seriously.

2007-01-08 13:41:34

#16

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6823|do not disturb

We never did much last weekend. This weekend will be different. Downy you should join.

2007-01-08 13:55:24

#17

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6795

URE_DED wrote:
mKmalfunction wrote:
Hurricane wrote:

Is that a self-kidnap request I hear? Yeah, didn't think so.
Yeah, I fear getting kidnapped. I mean, its not like I couldn't disconnect or anything. The most you'll get in on me is 3 or 4 kills.

Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet gets you nowhere. Grow up.
Actually, we are "getting somewhere" in our full time, real life jobs that pay the bills. Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet is just for fun. You might be surprised how little we take this stuff seriously.

So let me get this straight. A bf2s server admin kidnaps? lol

2007-01-08 14:02:07

#18

URE_DED: BF2s US Server Admin; +76|6827|inside the recesses of your...

im_in_heaven wrote:
URE_DED wrote:
mKmalfunction wrote:

Yeah, I fear getting kidnapped. I mean, its not like I couldn't disconnect or anything. The most you'll get in on me is 3 or 4 kills.

Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet gets you nowhere. Grow up.
Actually, we are "getting somewhere" in our full time, real life jobs that pay the bills. Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet is just for fun. You might be surprised how little we take this stuff seriously.
So let me get this straight. A bf2s server admin kidnaps? lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I didn't start this thread....just chiming in.

2007-01-08 14:03:54

#19

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6823|do not disturb

URE_DED wrote:
im_in_heaven wrote:
URE_DED wrote:

Actually, we are "getting somewhere" in our full time, real life jobs that pay the bills. Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet is just for fun. You might be surprised how little we take this stuff seriously.
So let me get this straight. A bf2s server admin kidnaps? lol
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I didn't start this thread....just chiming in.

Lol.

2007-01-08 14:04:06

#20

im_in_heaven: Member; +27|6795

lol k

2007-01-08 14:36:04

#21

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

We just watch

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-01-08 14:39:50

#22

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6838|Washington, DC

mKmalfunction wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
mKmalfunction wrote:

Wanting to hear a 9 year old cry makes you really cool. Someone give this man the Fonz's jacket! Heyyyyy.
Is that a self-kidnap request I hear? Yeah, didn't think so.
Yeah, I fear getting kidnapped. I mean, its not like I couldn't disconnect or anything. The most you'll get in on me is 3 or 4 kills.

Being Johnny Bad Ass on the internet gets you nowhere. Grow up.

A) I've got leet hacks that prevent a player from disconnecting, or quitting. Ready for a 255 kill worst enemy?

B) Actually, it does. I've won a Nobel Prize for "Best Internet Gangster" and a Presidential award for being a "Forerunner of Internet Discipline and Civil Control." All with accolades from various companies as nVidia, AMD, etc. I don't get a huge income, just like 50K a year from this. The majority of things I own were given to me by admirers and sponsors of my work.

C) What the hell do you care what we do on the great interwebs? Go make coffee out of the water in the Java Sea or something.

2007-01-08 14:52:00

#23

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6823|do not disturb

He's on!

2007-01-08 14:57:39

#24

Jbrar: rawr; +86|6749|Winterpeg, Canada

can I help?

2007-01-08 15:00:14

#25

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6602|The Gem Saloon

while youre taking care of little bitches, go ahead and round up pawpaw too.

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