I Love Making Little Kids Cry.

2006-08-28 14:54:36

#1

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

It's really a lot of fun. Here's one way to do it. Download the song that the icecream man uses and loop it on a CD, then SLOWLY roll through neighborhoods blasting it with the windows down. The kids hear the song and instantly freak out asking their parents for money and come running out of their houses at full speed, only to see you driving away laughing. You can feel the disappointment in their eyes and soon you can even see tears in some of the more fragile children. OMG it's so funny, you have to try it.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-28 14:55:16

#2

chittydog: less busy; +586|7043|Kubra, Damn it!

Making kids cry isn't funny. Making adults cry is very funny.

2006-08-28 14:55:35

#3

ShowMeTheMonkey: Member; +125|6910

I hope you rot in hell.

2006-08-28 14:56:44

#4

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

chittydog wrote:
Making kids cry isn't funny. Making adults cry is very funny.

It's hard to get adults to fall for this trick though. Most adults WILL fall for the 'ol "OMG Look at the SUN!!!" trick.

ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
I hope you rot in hell.

I love you too

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-08-28 15:12:55)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-28 15:05:45

#5

ShowMeTheMonkey: Member; +125|6910

Not as much as I love you.

2006-08-28 15:09:00

#6

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6786|Florida

in a way its funny, but in a way its so cruel lol

2006-08-28 15:11:03

#7

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6768|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

hahaha take that stupid kids... in their faces!!!

2006-08-28 15:11:43

#8

Rec(+)n: Teh Hawtsawce; +4|6666

nah, itd be funny if one of the parents reported you to the police and you got sent to jail

2006-08-28 15:13:49

#9

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

Rec(+)n wrote:
nah, itd be funny if one of the parents reported you to the police and you got sent to jail

O RLY? How is this in any way illegal? I actually had a cop tell me that's pretty funny.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-28 15:15:42

#10

Rec(+)n: Teh Hawtsawce; +4|6666

doesnt matter, youre still a fucking asshole, and i feel sorry for your children if you ever have them

2006-08-28 15:16:10

#11

Simon: basically; +838|6866|UK

LOL did you actually do that ? Funny shit

2006-08-28 15:16:24

#12

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

Rec(+)n wrote:
doesnt matter, youre still a fucking asshole, and i feel sorry for your children if you ever have them

Dood, did you poop your pants this morning or something? Lighten up buttercup.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-28 15:18:53

#13

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6779

King_County_Downy wrote:
Rec(+)n wrote:
doesnt matter, youre still a fucking asshole, and i feel sorry for your children if you ever have them
Dood, did you poop your pants this morning or something? Lighten up buttercup.

He was one of the fragile ones with tears in his eyes when you last did it.

♥

2006-08-28 15:20:22

#14

ShowMeTheMonkey: Member; +125|6910

I was only joking when I told you to rot in hell. Failing that a million orphans will creep into your bedroom tonight and kill you with ice cream.

Happened to my friend once.
True story.

2006-08-28 15:21:41

#15

specxops: Banned; +18|6858|Boca Raton,Florida

ok im soo doing that lol!!!

2006-08-28 15:22:06

#16

Simon: basically; +838|6866|UK

ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
I was only joking when I told you to rot in hell. Failing that a million orphans will creep into your bedroom tonight and kill you with ice cream.

Happened to my friend once.
True story.

LOL Funniest. Thing. EVAR

2006-08-28 15:24:07

#17

specxops: Banned; +18|6858|Boca Raton,Florida

wwho ever said it was illegal is retarded, maybe some people like the icecream man song w/e the fuk its called its not illegal to listen to music

2006-08-28 15:41:21

#18

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|6852|Ohio

its called "the entertainer"

2006-08-28 15:44:01

#19

jord: Member; +2,382|6886|The North, beyond the wall.

My mum used to tell me that when they play the music they're out of ice cream.

2006-08-28 15:44:40

#20

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|6852|Ohio

jord wrote:
My mum used to tell me that when they play the music they're out of ice cream.

wow, you took that from everybody loves raymond

2006-08-28 15:45:28

#21

jord: Member; +2,382|6886|The North, beyond the wall.

Paco_the_Insane wrote:
jord wrote:
My mum used to tell me that when they play the music they're out of ice cream.
wow, you took that from everybody loves raymond

Wow, i've never heard/seen that Tv show/Movie.

Good going....

2006-08-28 15:47:15

#22

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6838|Washington, DC

Paco_the_Insane wrote:
its called "the entertainer"

My local truck uses "Do your ears hang low?". So fucking annoying cause it has this dog barking on beats like "hang low".

2006-08-28 15:47:30

#23

ZoMg_h4x: I'M NOT KMAL!!!!; +64|6664|Atlanta, GA USA

downy, u da man bro. keep it real

2006-08-28 15:49:10

#24

Sandi_Fagina: Life is a beach; +6|6998|CT, USA

I find that hilarious. +1 for making me laugh on the last day before school

2006-08-28 15:50:10

#25

_-_911_-_180891: Member; +540|6710|Shanghai, ethnicity=German

chittydog wrote:
Making kids cry isn't funny. Making adults cry is very funny.

That is fully correct

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