First tell everyone that you are going to have a chili competition with rides, games, and a chili cook off. Then your unloyal friends that you're training a pony to bite of his penis so that your friends will tell him. Make sure that the owner of the farm is a crazed lunatic whom shoots all trespassers. He will then tell his parents that the pony you are training is being abused and have his parents go to the farm to rescue the pony, he will not go himself out of fear of getting his penis bit off. At this point the owner of the farm will shoot and kill his parents. While he is talking with the cops move in to steal the bodies. The bodies are important as they will be the main ingredient of your chili which you will then feed to him. *Make sure that any chili he enters into the contest is switched with someone elses chili*
give me it, i can be very annoying. lol. he will get soo anoyed hehe.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Who want his hotmail adress? this will really cut him
whats his addy then?
Put bleach in the gas tank and oil of the car. The gas tank will rust out in a day or two, and bleach in the oil does all sorts of nasty things to the engine.
here's 2 classics
put vinegar in his toilet bowl and baking soda in the water tank on top of the toilet. That way when they flush, the toilet will foam and overflow.
or
freeze some shaving cream, then use a small tool to cut open the bottom of the can. Take out the now frozen creme. When this unthaws, it will expand to ungodly proportions, so place it somewhere special like a locker or drawer.
put vinegar in his toilet bowl and baking soda in the water tank on top of the toilet. That way when they flush, the toilet will foam and overflow.
or
freeze some shaving cream, then use a small tool to cut open the bottom of the can. Take out the now frozen creme. When this unthaws, it will expand to ungodly proportions, so place it somewhere special like a locker or drawer.
trick them into posting the video....
Oh shit yeah, forgot about this 1, an ex-police officer friend of mine told me once that if you drop a biro into his petrol tank it will cause total and complete engine failure when the gas run low!
Wait...He's 6'6 and you're about 4'9? How old are you? Or are you jut real short?Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Hmmmm, thats war i first though of, but then i realised he is 198 cm tall and im only 146, but nice tryWarlord wrote:
Kick him in the balls ...
Haha nice. I would love to see both of those put into practice.Elamdri wrote:
here's 2 classics
put vinegar in his toilet bowl and baking soda in the water tank on top of the toilet. That way when they flush, the toilet will foam and overflow.
or
freeze some shaving cream, then use a small tool to cut open the bottom of the can. Take out the now frozen creme. When this unthaws, it will expand to ungodly proportions, so place it somewhere special like a locker or drawer.
when at school put laxativ in his drink / food ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laxative )
it will give him a big need to make shit every few minutes, he will put a lot around :p
it will give him a big need to make shit every few minutes, he will put a lot around :p
Steal his credit card, and ask all your mates (including him) out for a drink (or something) and say its your shout.
Then give him the bill.
Then give him the bill.
wait some week to make him forget....
find some nice chixx pics.... but you gotta find some pics that are real...
add him.....
discuss to him for some days....
make him love that '' girl '' ....
tell him you want to fuck or you want to meet up somewhere.....
and you film it
find some nice chixx pics.... but you gotta find some pics that are real...
add him.....
discuss to him for some days....
make him love that '' girl '' ....
tell him you want to fuck or you want to meet up somewhere.....
and you film it
[email protected]Sh4d0wF0x14 wrote:
give me it, i can be very annoying. lol. he will get soo anoyed hehe.Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Who want his hotmail adress? this will really cut him
whats his addy then?
sign his email address up for ALL the offers you can find.
^ i did that to my teacher once, it was awesome.
sorry if someone already posted it, but i'm too lazy to read everything.
sorry if someone already posted it, but i'm too lazy to read everything.
thats just wrong...also u have spent too much time thinking about this it would appear.thecrushah wrote:
First tell everyone that you are going to have a chili competition with rides, games, and a chili cook off. Then your unloyal friends that you're training a pony to bite of his penis so that your friends will tell him. Make sure that the owner of the farm is a crazed lunatic whom shoots all trespassers. He will then tell his parents that the pony you are training is being abused and have his parents go to the farm to rescue the pony, he will not go himself out of fear of getting his penis bit off. At this point the owner of the farm will shoot and kill his parents. While he is talking with the cops move in to steal the bodies. The bodies are important as they will be the main ingredient of your chili which you will then feed to him. *Make sure that any chili he enters into the contest is switched with someone elses chili*
im 14MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
Wait...He's 6'6 and you're about 4'9? How old are you? Or are you jut real short?Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Hmmmm, thats war i first though of, but then i realised he is 198 cm tall and im only 146, but nice tryWarlord wrote:
Kick him in the balls ...
Thats straight out of the southpark episode were cartman buys some kid pubes[THE] comben wrote:
thats just wrong...also u have spent too much time thinking about this it would appear.thecrushah wrote:
First tell everyone that you are going to have a chili competition with rides, games, and a chili cook off. Then your unloyal friends that you're training a pony to bite of his penis so that your friends will tell him. Make sure that the owner of the farm is a crazed lunatic whom shoots all trespassers. He will then tell his parents that the pony you are training is being abused and have his parents go to the farm to rescue the pony, he will not go himself out of fear of getting his penis bit off. At this point the owner of the farm will shoot and kill his parents. While he is talking with the cops move in to steal the bodies. The bodies are important as they will be the main ingredient of your chili which you will then feed to him. *Make sure that any chili he enters into the contest is switched with someone elses chili*
Yup to be original though buy lemon flavored laxatives and some kind of cooked chicken. Cover the chicken in the laxative then feed it to him. I did this to my friend and he actually liked the taste of the chicken. Didn't like how it gave him the runs though.
does he have a gf or pets?
Slip him some that makes him get a bad stomach
just take a picture of him and photo shop it onto a gay porn pic, like he's getting it or giving in the ass. then put it under his windshield wiper or on his locker. a buddy of mine did it to the 2nd shift idiot where i work, and it was hilarious everyone thought it was funny, except the target!!
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well onece when me and my friends got drunk, one of em passed out and i put that creaam that girls use to get rid of leg hair on his head. and he went bald for a few months
Roll all his socks up into one huge ball, it's not that bad a thing to do to someone but I find it funny.
Force him to look at Britney and Paris stripping for 72 hours. I think that should be enough. Oh, and tie him to a chair.
you said you were 15 before...im 14 and im 5'10"Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
im 14MorbiD.ShoT wrote:
Wait...He's 6'6 and you're about 4'9? How old are you? Or are you jut real short?Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Hmmmm, thats war i first though of, but then i realised he is 198 cm tall and im only 146, but nice try