nice ROORMarinejuana wrote:
statistically, a person is bit only once in their life by a spider. they are still creepy, but its completely a myth that people get bit by them often. basically all those times u were shown a "spider bite" the person was wrong. i am a biology major, im not making this shit up.
so in response to the previous post, we bite spiders more often than they bite us! lol
bones in tuna? dude that would suck, i dont eat it enough for that to happen.
i always bite down on something ridiculous if its sketchy ground beef
yeah, we have hobos and brown recluse spiders here in Seattle. I see them everywhere but I've never been bitten.silo1180 wrote:
I especially love the hobo spiders we have here in Texas... cousin to the brown recluse. I'm always finding them in my kids bedroom and bathroom. That's the only spider that bothers me, because you don't know if you're going to find one when you are looking for something in a closet, or the garage. I'm just glad they're not very aggressive!
Here's some good pictures of brown recluse bites enjoy
http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/defau … icture=Yes
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
ok this 1 deserves a big ''eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew'' in my book.King_County_Downy wrote:
yeah, we have hobos and brown recluse spiders here in Seattle. I see them everywhere but I've never been bitten.silo1180 wrote:
I especially love the hobo spiders we have here in Texas... cousin to the brown recluse. I'm always finding them in my kids bedroom and bathroom. That's the only spider that bothers me, because you don't know if you're going to find one when you are looking for something in a closet, or the garage. I'm just glad they're not very aggressive!
Here's some good pictures of brown recluse bites enjoy
http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/defau … icture=Yes
http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/bite.asp?Msg=2653
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Thanks guys. Now I'm gonna start carrying around a Super Soaker just for drowning spiders.
I have arachnophobia
I have arachnophobia
1) Why don't you just kill it? I mean, you're already in the shower so it doesn't really matter if you get guts on you. If you're afraid of getting bit, just use your shampoo bottle or something. Worst case scenario it'll fall off the wall and land on the slippery parts and get washed away.
2) What's wrong with finding a bone in your food? Have you ever had fried chicken? It's got bones all over. It's not like it's going to kill you or make you sick or anything. I swear, some people get freaked out about food for no reason. "Ohz nose! I've heard a rumor there's bug parts in my cereals!" Who cares? They cook that stuff so hot it kills any disease and whatever is left is a good source of protein. Wait until you haven't had food in 3 days and you see a big fat grasshopper crawling on your ruck, then you might change your mind.
Here is something to creep all you blind people out: I can't see worth a damn without contacts / glasses unless it's within about 3 feet of my face. At my old place I was just getting out of the shower and hadn't put in said contacts. While I was drying off I thought I saw a shadow moving on trim on the wall. Then I noticed a knot on the wood trim and thought it was odd I had never seen it before. Then I swear that knot / shadow moved a bit. So I got down on the floor and leaned in real close to look at it and this is what I found:
2) What's wrong with finding a bone in your food? Have you ever had fried chicken? It's got bones all over. It's not like it's going to kill you or make you sick or anything. I swear, some people get freaked out about food for no reason. "Ohz nose! I've heard a rumor there's bug parts in my cereals!" Who cares? They cook that stuff so hot it kills any disease and whatever is left is a good source of protein. Wait until you haven't had food in 3 days and you see a big fat grasshopper crawling on your ruck, then you might change your mind.
I don't know what kind of bongology major you are, but I can attest to being bitten at least three times in my life and know of many more people who have been bitten. Maybe "statistically" speaking you are correct, but then you are accounting for all those people who won't leave their oxygen bubble and haven't ever seen the sun. I mean, most spider bites aren't really that bad anyways, just painful.Marinejuana wrote:
statistically, a person is bit only once in their life by a spider. they are still creepy, but its completely a myth that people get bit by them often. basically all those times u were shown a "spider bite" the person was wrong. i am a biology major, im not making this shit up.
Here is something to creep all you blind people out: I can't see worth a damn without contacts / glasses unless it's within about 3 feet of my face. At my old place I was just getting out of the shower and hadn't put in said contacts. While I was drying off I thought I saw a shadow moving on trim on the wall. Then I noticed a knot on the wood trim and thought it was odd I had never seen it before. Then I swear that knot / shadow moved a bit. So I got down on the floor and leaned in real close to look at it and this is what I found:
ur 210?!?!MagikTrik wrote:
210lbs.,
wtf? wow. u dont look 210 at all.
Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal
lol that made me laugh. But ya, 210 on a good day but usually between 200 & 210.Des.Kmal wrote:
ur 210?!?!MagikTrik wrote:
210lbs.,
wtf? wow. u dont look 210 at all.
Whenever I see a spider in my basement I take my San Andreas strategy guide and give that mofo a smackdown.
I need to get a spider smakin' magazine too-Gunsmoke- wrote:
Whenever I see a spider in my basement I take my San Andreas strategy guide and give that mofo a smackdown.
Nothing personal, but stop being a pussy and smash the spider. Also, the bones mixed with the tuna in the can are okay to eat. They're soft.cablecopulate wrote:
1) When I am taking a shower and I spot a spider on the wall or ceiling. I can't stop watching it to make sure it doesn't kamikazee-jihad my head. Watching it creeps me out and then I can feel every drop of water slide down my body and they all feel like spider legs on me. That is always a quick shower.
2) When I bite into something that isn't supposed to crunch and it does. Hamburger, hot dog, turkey sandwich, your moms vagina. I always instantly think I'm bitting into bone (because I usually am). I promptly gag so much I nearly throw up and spit out the bite. I rarely eat tuna fish because way more than I'd like there's always these bone shards in there. I feel like puking now just thinking of all of this.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.Krauser98 wrote:
http://uploader.digitalmight.com/~off/images/spider.JPG
I would have died instantly.
if a small spider creeps you out this should just about kill ya http://www.wallofsleep.com/pM/images/up … piders.jpg
just one of the creepy crawlies in Iraq
just one of the creepy crawlies in Iraq
I only eat Chicken of the Sea Tuna
Is this the pic you were looking for?leftoverkiller wrote:
if a small spider creeps you out this should just about kill ya http://www.wallofsleep.com/pM/images/up … piders.jpg
just one of the creepy crawlies in Iraq
That was totally debunked a long time ago and it's on Snopes.com if you want to read more. Basically that pic has been floating around since the first time we went to Kuwait and they only actually get to a max leg span of 6".
Edit: My pic didn't work either. Rehosted.
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I was bit by a brown recluse when I was 14. I then spent 2 weeks in the hospital and still have the scar on my arm from the quarter size hole it left there.
I fucking hate spiders. If i see one i run off like a little bitch cause i dont want the bastard to eat me, or jump on me and muller me
Gasp....wtf keeps the scorpions away???We don't have those spiders here in the South. The scorpions keep them away.
wanna hear something scary.....
Im putting my self throu college by working the shitiest jobs ever (because I can only work "illegaly"). Worst one was working in a facory that makes frozen vegetables. My job was to look throu the vegetables that come on a truck and throw out all rats that I could find.
A farmer would bring a truck full of spinnatch, for example, and there would be dozens of rats hiding inside. So the "workers" throw most of them out. Most...... not all.....
Im putting my self throu college by working the shitiest jobs ever (because I can only work "illegaly"). Worst one was working in a facory that makes frozen vegetables. My job was to look throu the vegetables that come on a truck and throw out all rats that I could find.
A farmer would bring a truck full of spinnatch, for example, and there would be dozens of rats hiding inside. So the "workers" throw most of them out. Most...... not all.....
EWWW OMG i seriously hate House Centipedes
Just looking at them knowing they can be in houses fucking freaks me out. Is that an itch on my leg omg....
Just looking at them knowing they can be in houses fucking freaks me out. Is that an itch on my leg omg....
15 more years! 15 more years!
This whole thread reminds me of that part in The Replacements
"A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight. Fears... lets talk about them."
"I'm scared of spiders, Coach."
then they get on to the bees and coach says
"Isn't anybody here afraid of something other than insects?"
"A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight. Fears... lets talk about them."
"I'm scared of spiders, Coach."
then they get on to the bees and coach says
"Isn't anybody here afraid of something other than insects?"
My scorpions must be lazy, because we have both. I found one in my house in like August. Two days later I found one in my gf's bathtub. I went to get something to smash it with and when I came back it was gone. Since then she has found like 20 and they are almost always in the bathtub area. Now she keeps the drains closed when not in use and hasn't found any since. Does anyone know if the things come out of drains???-=AudigyXi=- wrote:
Gasp....wtf keeps the scorpions away???We don't have those spiders here in the South. The scorpions keep them away.
I hate spiders, and if I see one while im gaming, I will stare at it, quickly look at the screen, get as many kills as possible in 2 seconds (you can get quite a few when you have to ) and then stare at it again. I hate spiders, snakes are ok though.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that vid on the site creeped me out. They look so scary running lol.Krauser98 wrote:
Is this the pic you were looking for?leftoverkiller wrote:
if a small spider creeps you out this should just about kill ya http://www.wallofsleep.com/pM/images/up … piders.jpg
just one of the creepy crawlies in Iraq
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/612/ … dertp3.jpg
That was totally debunked a long time ago and it's on Snopes.com if you want to read more. Basically that pic has been floating around since the first time we went to Kuwait and they only actually get to a max leg span of 6".
Edit: My pic didn't work either. Rehosted.
lmao, are we all spider haters? i fuckin hate them, we must all be total bitches on this thread, should rename it to bitches scared of spiders!!! joking aside, i totally cannot stand them.I used to work in a well known UK supermarket years ago, and would find them in the banana boxes, coiled ready to pounce!!! that was creepy as fuck, once one got loose, was half the size of a human fist, it was 'lost' in the supermarket for 2/3 weeks, i phoned in sick the next day for fear of it dragging me away to its new found nest or some shit like that!!
/rant, scared as fuck of spiders, over.
/rant, scared as fuck of spiders, over.
you know i didnt mind spiders before but now im thankful i live in england where the worst we get are daddy long legs...