Sometimes when I take my dog on a walk, and I really need to piss (I mean REALLY), I'll go to the deep woods and drain the pool there. I've never been caught.
How about you?
How about you?
When im drunk I piss wherever I see appropriate.
I also live a five minutes walk from a massive forest so, it's quite inevitable.
I pissed on someones Lambo last night.
I also live a five minutes walk from a massive forest so, it's quite inevitable.
I pissed on someones Lambo last night.
Last edited by Shem (2008-03-23 12:52:11)
Pissed down an alley before, does that count?
I live in a building away from the house, and I usually take a leak late at night around the back when I can't be bothered strolling down to the house.
I pissed in a letterbox.Shem wrote:
When im drunk I piss wherever I see appropriate.
I pissed on someones Lambo last night.
Live for it.
Fuck I've even wanked in the woods.
Pissed in my friends shoes once. Great times!
all the damn time, il go before i leave the house when i take my dog out, but what do you know 10 mins into the walk ill need a fucking piss, so as i said yes i am a woods pisser
^^^ATG wrote:
Live for it.
You aren't a man until you've taken a shit in the woods too.
pissed on the gas tank in my back yard
does that count?
does that count?
And use poison ivy as toilet paperFlaming_Maniac wrote:
^^^ATG wrote:
Live for it.
You aren't a man until you've taken a shit in the woods too.
I piss on the sides of buildings when I'm REALLY desperate (I go into a secluded place, but still). And I'm talking like....bladder about to explode. New Yorker style FTW.
Oh. Do excuse me for a second...Flaming_Maniac wrote:
^^^ATG wrote:
Live for it.
You aren't a man until you've taken a shit in the woods too.
/exits
/returns
That guy wrote:
Fuck I've even wanked in the woods.
/exits
A man would know what is poison ivy and avoid it.Gooners wrote:
And use poison ivy as toilet paperFlaming_Maniac wrote:
^^^ATG wrote:
Live for it.
You aren't a man until you've taken a shit in the woods too.
The Sheriff wrote:
Fuck I've even wanked in the woods.
15 more years! 15 more years!
I have done thatFlaming_Maniac wrote:
^^^ATG wrote:
Live for it.
You aren't a man until you've taken a shit in the woods too.
You're not a man unless you've shit into a plastic bag and used it for a hand warmer because your mate pissed on the fire and you're dying of hypothermia.
That's one way of doing it.jord wrote:
You're not a man unless you've shit into a plastic bag and used it for a hand warmer because your mate pissed on the fire and you're dying of hypothermia.
I personally use my sleeping bag in such cases.
ye same, wen takin Bobby for a walkies
he does one too ^.^
he does one too ^.^
Real men don't take sleeping bags.Shem wrote:
That's one way of doing it.jord wrote:
You're not a man unless you've shit into a plastic bag and used it for a hand warmer because your mate pissed on the fire and you're dying of hypothermia.
I personally use my sleeping bag in such cases.
i've done all of them in the forest. pee'ed and poo'ed the forest is my bathroom...
True that.jord wrote:
Real men don't take sleeping bags.Shem wrote:
That's one way of doing it.jord wrote:
You're not a man unless you've shit into a plastic bag and used it for a hand warmer because your mate pissed on the fire and you're dying of hypothermia.
I personally use my sleeping bag in such cases.
Slept in the forest a few years back, under a tree whilst it was snowing all night.
No sleeping bag, no tent, and a fire was a bitch to get going.
Good times.
I got lost in the woods once, from that moment on I vowed to myself to carefully pick some leaves of either trees or big plants after taking a shit..
my ass was on fire.
ed; for those who don't understand I accidentally used poison ivy woops wrong one, stinging nettle as toilet paper.
my ass was on fire.
ed; for those who don't understand I accidentally used poison ivy woops wrong one, stinging nettle as toilet paper.
Last edited by dayarath (2008-03-23 13:22:46)
inane little opines
I had a really bad stomach ache when I was out fishing in Elkwater. I ran into the woods because there were no bathrooms around. I got to a relatively safe area, dropped the drawers, and... well you know the rest.
We had to drive back home because I was sick, and I ended up going again in a field full of cows. They were staring at me. Weird experience...
We had to drive back home because I was sick, and I ended up going again in a field full of cows. They were staring at me. Weird experience...
Last edited by Ryan (2008-03-23 13:20:04)