God is a racist?

2008-03-13 06:24:37

#1

Ayumiz: J-10 whore; +103|6977|Singapore

https://www.churchhopping.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/god-v-satan.jpg

Yes. God is a racist as defined by man. Now then u know. He also hates gays... He destroyed cities like Sodom and Gomorrah. From Sodom, the word Sodomy is formed....

The first 2 commandments are about God... He also mentions that he is a jealous God and he does not condone worship of other gods.

Found this on another forum

2008-03-13 06:27:38

#2

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6717|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hail Satan!

2008-03-13 06:27:50

#3

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6875

So... What you gonna do about it?

2008-03-13 06:30:01

#4

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6637|The Gem Saloon

um, yay?

2008-03-13 06:30:25

#5

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6654|'Murka

Just to better understand your logic:

How does the number of people killed equate to racism?

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2008-03-13 06:32:15

#6

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6785|Texas - Bigger than France

Nice graph!

Satan is a NOOOB

2008-03-13 06:33:38

#7

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6770|Milkystania, yurop

Leez haev orgiez , leeez do tis

2008-03-13 06:34:21

#8

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6706|Tyne & Wear, England

Well, that kinda makes him a mass murderer rather than a racist.

Unless those he killed were exclusively a certain race.

Last edited by KILLSWITCH (2008-03-13 06:40:42)

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-03-13 06:34:24

#9

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7001|Argentina

Wow, he killed more people than Rambo in the last movie.

2008-03-13 06:35:57

#10

buttersIRL: Member; +17|6841

Satan only logged in at the weekends !, God was playing 24/7 to get that rank

2008-03-13 06:36:37

#11

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6770|Milkystania, yurop

KILLSWITCH wrote:
Well, that kinda makes him a mass murderer rather than a racist.

Unless thoes he killed were exclusively a certain race.

He killz only ppl from the HUMAN RACE OMFG

2008-03-13 06:36:46

#12

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6864|London, England

I don't see racism there, I just see a homicidal prejudiced kind of guy.

Also, this is all according to the Bible. Which we all know, isn't meant to be taken literally. Or anything more than with a grain of salt, or however that saying goes.

2008-03-13 07:03:54

#13

Agent_Dung_Bomb: Member; +302|6979|Salt Lake City

Mek-Izzle wrote:
I don't see racism there, I just see a homicidal prejudiced kind of guy.

Also, this is all according to the Bible. Which we all know, isn't meant to be taken literally. Or anything more than with a grain of salt, or however that saying goes.

Only a grain. Better make that an entire salt lick!

2008-03-13 07:26:44

#14

madmurre: I suspect something is amiss; +117|6954|Sweden

I always knew Satan where the good guy.

2008-03-13 07:42:39

#15

liquix: Member; +51|6697|Peoples Republic of Portland

Mek-Izzle wrote:
I don't see racism there, I just see a homicidal prejudiced kind of guy.

Also, this is all according to the Bible. Which we all know, isn't meant to be taken literally. Or anything more than with a grain of salt, or however that saying goes.

this may be the best "which we all know" ever. Perhaps you ought to enlighten, oh, the billions of people who don't take it with a grain of salt.

2008-03-13 07:45:21

#16

cospengle: Member; +140|6730|Armidale, NSW, Australia

Ayumiz wrote:
http://www.churchhopping.com/wp-content … -satan.jpgHe destroyed cities like Sodom and Gomorrah. From Sodom, the word Sodomy is formed....

...and from Gomorrah, you can get gonorrhea.

liquix wrote:
this may be the best "which we all know" ever. Perhaps you ought to enlighten, oh, the billions of people who don't take it with a grain of salt.

You mean the ones who take it literally?

Last edited by cospengle (2008-03-13 07:47:35)

2008-03-13 07:48:02

#17

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6808|Area 51

There's only one solution. We have to.....

NUKE HEAVEN

*dun dun dun dun*

2008-03-13 08:07:25

#18

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6688|The Land of Scott Walker

Wonderful! You've acknowledged the existence of God and Satan, that's a start. I'll offer some correction on the rest, though.

"God is a racist."
*buzzer* Offers salvation to all.

"He also hates gays."
*buzzer* Just hates the sin.

"First 2 commandments are about God, he is a jealous God and does not condone worship of other gods."
*ding* As the God of the Universe, He gets to make the rules. Why would He condone worship of fake gods?

Last edited by Stingray24 (2008-03-13 08:13:03)

2008-03-13 08:23:50

#19

The_Mac: Member; +96|6468

Wow, you are absolutely retarded OP, I don't even know if this thread merited as many replies as it got. I hope you enjoy all the people making fun of you for being the biggest retard on this forum yet. I don't think I have read a post as incomprehensibly retarded as this one.

Good job. Now go play frogger on the side of the road til you run out of lives.

2008-03-13 08:46:39

#20

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6717|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Stingray24 wrote:
"First 2 commandments are about God, he is a jealous God and does not condone worship of other gods."
*ding* As the God of the Universe, He gets to make the rules. Why would He condone worship of fake gods?

A-ha! So he is a meanie dictator!

2008-03-13 09:18:16

#21

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6734|Northern California

Dang, guess I better forsake my worship of God! Thanks for making me see the light Ayumiz! And to think, all those good things I learned and practiced and felt over the years was all to build me up to be a murdering racist!

2008-03-13 09:26:52

#22

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|6892|Washington DC

If you ever read the Bible, you would discover that God kills everyone ...

2008-03-13 09:32:23

#23

ReTox: Member; +100|6742|State of RETOXification

OrangeHound wrote:
If you ever read the Bible, you would discover that God kills everyone ...

If you read the bible you understand how ignorant those people were blaming every natural disaster, war, sacrifice, etc, etc, etc, ad nauseum... on God.

2008-03-13 09:33:27

#24

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6770|Milkystania, yurop

OrangeHound wrote:
If you ever read the Bible, you would discover that God kills everyone ...

He is such a teamkiller

2008-03-13 09:35:01

#25

jord: Member; +2,382|6921|The North, beyond the wall.

God is a DJ.

Life is a dancefloor.

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