What a douchebag..

2008-03-06 20:47:29

#1

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6534|Long Island, New York

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?s … ;type=lgns

The 39-year-old player, whose real name is John Henry Isenhour III, became angry while filming “Shoot Like A Pro” on Dec. 12 at the Grand Cypress Golf Club—his home course—when a squawking red-shouldered hawk forced another take.

He got in his golf cart and drove closer to the bird, then 300 yards away, and starting hitting balls at it. The bird didn’t move and Isenhour gave up and drove away.

Isenhour started again when the hawk moved within about 75 yards, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer Brian Baine indicated in a report.

Isenhour allegedly said, “I’ll get him now,” and aimed for the hawk.

“About the sixth ball came very near the bird’s head, and (Isenhour) was very excited that it was so close,” Baine wrote.

A few shots later, witnesses said he hit the hawk. The bird, protected as a migratory species, fell to the ground bleeding from both nostrils.

“As soon as this happened, I was mortified and extremely upset and continue to be upset,” Isenhour said in a statement issued through his management company, SFX Golf. “I want to let everyone know there was neither any malice nor deliberate intent whatsoever to hit or harm the hawk. I was trying to simply scare it into flying away.”

First we have the soldier throwing the puppy off the cliff (real or not, it's a dick thing to do), now we have a pro golfer killing a protected bird.

Last edited by Poseidon (2008-03-06 20:47:39)

2008-03-06 20:50:22

#2

Bulldogz: Blacking Out the Friction; +32|5996|Rexburg, Idaho

Dude needs to take a chill pill.

Bird isn't gonna stay there forever. Give it time, it'll fly away.

2008-03-06 20:52:38

#3

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6703

Wow... If he didn't mean to hit it, then why the hell was he launching golf balls at it?

2008-03-06 20:53:02

#4

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|6637|Your moms bedroom

yeah read that earlier, i admit, i aim for seagulls, but a protected bird?

I'm suprised he hit it, but i guess hes the pro right?

2008-03-06 21:00:56

#5

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6145|San Antonio, Texas

He needs some golf balls chucked at him! What a prick.

2008-03-06 21:48:44

#6

CC-Marley: Member; +407|6825

Deadmonkiefart wrote:
Wow... If he didn't mean to hit it, then why the hell was he launching golf balls at it?

That's what I thought as I read the article. Guy is an asshole. HATE him. Hope a hawk pecks his eyes out.

2008-03-06 21:57:05

#7

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6439|SoCal

It's a damned bird, and one hell of a shot. Everything is protected these days.

+1 to Isenhour

https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png

2008-03-06 21:58:48

#8

Volatile: Member; +252|6701|Sextupling in Empire

geNius wrote:
It's a damned bird, and one hell of a shot. Everything is protected these days.

+1 to Isenhour

Bird had it coming TBH.

2008-03-06 22:00:54

#9

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6320|New Haven, CT

I think I'll shoot Genius and Volatile because I hate them, they annoy me, and thus they deserve it.

Good idea?

2008-03-06 22:01:20

#10

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6439|SoCal

I'll bet it was as funny as this.

2008-03-06 22:02:28

#11

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6460|A W S M F O X

nukchebi0 wrote:
I think I'll shoot Genius and Volatile because I hate them, they annoy me, and thus they deserve it.

Good idea?

Even better idea, become An Hero.

2008-03-06 22:02:32

#12

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5958|Washington DC

What a tool. That said, it's pretty crazy that he killed a bird with a golf ball. Shame that the bird didn't die instantaneously... least it'd be painless.

2008-03-06 22:03:00

#13

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6577|the dank(super) side of Oregon

geNius wrote:
and one hell of a shot.

it took him at least a dozen shot. he's a pro?

pro asshole. typical self-centered, man-child golfer. at worst he was trying to kill a bird because it was doing bird things. at best he has the mental capacity of a 6 year old child, hitting golf balls at a bird and then being surprised when he kills it.

2008-03-06 22:05:32

#14

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6439|SoCal

nukchebi0 wrote:
I think I'll shoot Genius and Volatile because I hate them, they annoy me, and thus they deserve it.

Good idea?

Hippies and Liberal animal rights activists don't generally own firearms.

Reciprocity wrote:
it took him at least a dozen shot. he's a pro?

75 yards. Golf ball. Bird. Tree.

YES.

Last edited by geNius (2008-03-06 22:08:48)

2008-03-06 22:09:23

#15

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6320|New Haven, CT

geNius wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
I think I'll shoot Genius and Volatile because I hate them, they annoy me, and thus they deserve it.

Good idea?
Hippies and Liberal animal rights activists don't generally own firearms.

That's nice to know. It's also nice to know you stereotype. Its even nicer to know that I am neither of what you think I am.

geNius wrote:
Reciprocity wrote:
it took him at least a dozen shot. he's a pro?
75 yards. Golf ball. Bird. Tree.

YES.

Not really...I could do that with a dozen shots if I played golf even slightly more than I do.

Last edited by nukchebi0 (2008-03-06 22:09:57)

2008-03-06 22:10:00

#16

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6577|the dank(super) side of Oregon

it does remind me of this:

but it was freak, one in a million, occurance, not some baby-dicked, fucking golfer.

Last edited by Reciprocity (2008-03-06 22:11:57)

2008-03-06 22:10:38

#17

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6320|New Haven, CT

I can has Randy Johnson video?

2008-03-06 22:14:33

#18

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5958|Washington DC

Reciprocity wrote:
it does remind me of this:

but it was freak, one in a million, occurance, not some baby-dicked, fucking golfer.

holy shit

2008-03-06 22:26:18

#19

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6756|San Antonio, Texas

nukchebi0 wrote:
geNius wrote:
Reciprocity wrote:
it took him at least a dozen shot. he's a pro?
75 yards. Golf ball. Bird. Tree.

YES.
Not really...I could do that with a dozen shots if I played golf even slightly more than I do.

Bullshit. I play golf and that would be one hell of a shot.

Anywho, he got a birdie. What's the big deal?

2008-03-06 22:27:25

#20

Volatile: Member; +252|6701|Sextupling in Empire

nukchebi0 wrote:
geNius wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
I think I'll shoot Genius and Volatile because I hate them, they annoy me, and thus they deserve it.

Good idea?
Hippies and Liberal animal rights activists don't generally own firearms.
That's nice to know. It's also nice to know you stereotype. Its even nicer to know that I am neither of what you think I am.

Only those who are deranged(hippies and liberal animal rights activists) equate the life of a stupid animal to that of a sentient being.

You misspoke?

2008-03-06 22:41:05

#21

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|5981|Halifax, West Yorkshire

What a nob. Humanity really is going down hill...or maybe we've always been like this and the interwebz is just making it more obvious.

2008-03-06 22:45:36

#22

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6216|Phoenix, AZ

reminds me of this...
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/tiger- … eo-camera/

2008-03-06 22:48:53

#23

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6226|NSW, Australia

JET_G raidensen wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
I think I'll shoot Genius and Volatile because I hate them, they annoy me, and thus they deserve it.

Good idea?
Even better idea, become An Hero.

better idea, learn how to fucking spell

2008-03-06 22:49:10

#24

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6145|San Antonio, Texas

GodFather wrote:
reminds me of this...
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/tiger- … eo-camera/

lol !! Didn't the cameraman try to move the camera?

2008-03-06 22:50:23

#25

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5958|Washington DC

Nappy wrote:
JET_G raidensen wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
I think I'll shoot Genius and Volatile because I hate them, they annoy me, and thus they deserve it.

Good idea?
Even better idea, become An Hero.
better idea, learn how to fucking spell

best idea, lurk moar

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