BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|7027|Chicago.
Let a and b be equal to 1. Since a and b are equal.
b2 = ab                        (eq. 1)

Since a equals itself, it is obvious that
a2 = a2          (eq. 2)

Subtract equation 1 from equation 2. This yeilds
a2 - b2 = a2 - ab        (eq. 3)

We can factor both sides of the equation. a2 - ab = a(a - b) . Also, a2 - b2 equals (a + b) (a - b)

So substituting the two into equation 3, we get
(a + b) (a - b) = a(a - b)                    (eq. 4)

Now divide both sides of the equation by (a - b) and we get
a + b = a                 (eq. 5)

Subtract a from both sides to get
b = 0                   (eq. 6)

But we set b to 1 at the beginning of the proof, so
1 = 0              (eq. 7, the equation discussed throughout the rest of the proof)

This is important. We know that Churchill had a head, but because one equals zero in the equation, this means that he had no head. Also, we know that he didn't have a leafy top, but by the equation we see that he infact did have a leafy top.

Multiplying both sides of the equation (eq. 7) by 2, we see that
2 = 0

Churchill also had two legs, which he actually didn't have. Also, he had two arms, which he also didn't have. Now, by mulitplying Churchill's waist size by that equation, we see
(Churchill's waist size) = 0

That signifies that Mr. Churchill in fact had no waist, that he came to a point.

Now what color was he? Multiply the equation by the wavelength, see
(Churchill's photon's wavelength) = 0

But multiplying the equation (eq. 7) by 640 nanometers, we see that
640 = 0

Combining the las ttwo equations, we see that
(Churchill's photon's wavelength) = 0

Thus, his photon color is orange. So, Mr. Churchill was orange.

In case you are confused, I have just mathamatically proved to you that Winston Churchill was not a man, but infact a carrot. Check my work, it's all valid and sound.

If anything, there is one possible thing you can call me on. And that would be the steps I took to turn equation 4 into equation 5. In order to go between the two equations, I devided by a - b. Since a and b were both equal to one, a - b = 0. I divided by zero, and have gotten the crazy mathamatical statement that 1 = 0.

What's cool about this equation is that I can now prove and disprove any statement in the universe. What's really great about it is the fact that said statements don't even have to be true or false. Basically, math has exploded through logical algebra.

The moral of the story? Zero has the power to destroy logic.

Last edited by BigmacK (2007-01-16 16:15:17)

SmilingBuddha
You laughin' at me, bitch?
+44|6925|Hong Kong
=.='
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
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*phew* no longer exists.

BigmacK wrote:

If anything, there is one possible thing you can call me on. And that would be the steps I took to turn equation 4 into equation 5. In order to go between the two equations, I devided by a - b. Since a and b were both equal to one, a - b = 0. I divided by zero, and have gotten the crazy mathamatical statement that 1 = 0.
ORLY?

Last edited by some_random_panda (2007-01-16 16:21:51)

SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6687|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
Mack, you're insane.
jamie_v1.1
Member
+35|6778|Leeds, UK
my head hurts
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7119|Alberta, Canada

Mack, you think waaaaay too hard. This ain't math class bud.
Go play some BF2.
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7042|UK
equation 4 is wrong i think
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|7027|Chicago.
lol @ some responses.
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6784|Bournemouth, South England
I feel slightly less inteligent from reading that, and I thought that would be impossible. Cheers for proving that nothing exists, you are all just figments of my vast imagination.

I must sleep now.
BigmacK
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+628|7027|Chicago.
Now, you see, I didn't prove that nothing exists. In all actuality, I have made a defintion for paradoxes, and also somehow proved the true (or untrue) existance of Opposite Day. Huzzah.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6715|King Of The Islands

I'm surprised no-ones broken out the Photoshop yet.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|6921|Ohio
you brake math rulez! now the math gods punish you with binary code!
01010101101010101001010101101101001010101010101010101!!!!!
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|6895|Manitowoc, WI
Doesn't work you divided by zero.  My math teacher tried to pull that on me (minus the Winston Churchill part)

Edit: And I guess I broke my own rule in that I replied without finishing even the entire OP.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2007-01-16 17:13:15)

Sgt_Sieg
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow." The correct way.
+89|7051
I've seen this many times, there is more crap math in that equation than I care to point out.
-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|6911|South Jersey
Winston Churchill wasn't a carrot, Rob Schneider was.
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7015|Toronto | Canada

wtf, im not a fucking carrot
MagikTrik
yes.....but your still gay
+138|6646|Pittsburgh, PA USA
.......I think sumthin in my head just broke
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6846|Portland, OR, USA

-Gunsmoke- wrote:

Winston Churchill wasn't a carrot, Rob Schneider was.
lol sp ftw
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|7027|Chicago.

MagikTrik wrote:

.......I think sumthin in my head just broke
That's exactly what is supposed to happen, lol.
deadawakeing
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
+145|6758
hmm interesting using ur formula i found that not only am I black but im not real very interesting will research more about this

Last edited by deadawakeing (2007-01-16 19:57:18)

Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6983|67.222.138.85
4 is wrong because in 5 you state a+b=a, but a and b  are one, but 1+1 != 1

Oh rofl I didn't read the whole thing. Nice one Mack.

Last edited by Flaming_Maniac (2007-01-16 20:00:29)

{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|7036|San Antonio, Texas

BigmacK wrote:

If anything, there is one possible thing you can call me on. And that would be the steps I took to turn equation 4 into equation 5. In order to go between the two equations, I devided by a - b. Since a and b were both equal to one, a - b = 0. I divided by zero, and have gotten the crazy mathamatical statement that 1 = 0.
You cannot divide by zero. So, that throws the entire statement off, thus Winston Churchill ≠ carrot.

Last edited by {M5}Sniper3 (2007-01-16 20:06:03)

Smithereener
Member
+138|6592|California
Well, you actually can divide by 0. Any number over 0 is infinity.

So when dividing (a-b) to both sides, you're dividing by 0 which equals infinity. Infinity = Infinity. So 1 does not equal 0.
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6872

Winston_Churchill wrote:

wtf, im not a fucking carrot
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAH

OMFG

hahahahahahahaha

thats fucking rediculous.

i cant believe a guy named himself winston churchill on this and...
oh boy its late

but that was hella funny
{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|7036|San Antonio, Texas

Smithereener wrote:

Well, you actually can divide by 0. Any number over 0 is infinity.

S o when dividing (a-b) to both sides, you're dividing by 0 which equals infinity. Infinity = Infinity. So 1 does not equal 0.
Let's look at some examples of dividing other numbers.

10/2 = 5    This means that if you had ten blocks, you could
                    separate them into five groups of two.

9/3 = 3    This means that if you had nine blocks, you could
                separate them into three groups of three.

5/1 = 5    Five blocks could be separated into five groups
                of one.

5/0 = ?    Into how many groups of zero could you separate
                five blocks?


   It doesn't matter how many groups of zero you have, because they would never add up to five since 0+0+0+0+0+0 = 0. You could even have one million groups of zero blocks, and they would still add up to zero. So, it doesn't make sense to divide by zero since there is not a good answer. I see how you could say something divided by zero equals infinity. But is it negative infinity or positive infinity? There's no way to tell, so division by zero is just in violation of mathematical axioms.

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