Explosive Diarrhea. I need your help.

2006-10-10 12:35:14

#1

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6852|Seattle

This is serious. I drank too much tequila about a week ago and now I have the runs all day, everyday. I'm not joking. I've tried changing my diet. I've tried pepto bismol. Nothings seems to help. I've vomited after cleaning up my own toilet at home. It just sprays everywhere from too much pressure build up.

I even got kicked out of the bar the other night because I killed the bathroom. I mean literally killed the bathroom. I didn't want to sit down all the way down cuz there was piss on the seat so I kinda squatted and let 'er rip. Bad choice apparently. My roommate didn't believe me so I made him go into the bar restroom, and well...he taped it. Shortly after, I was 86'd. How embarrassing is that? They might even have my picture up on the wall like one of those WANTED posters, who knows. I'm not going back there but what if someone I know goes in there and sees it? And most importantly, how do I get it to stop? If it goes on much longer, I'll probably have to go to the doctor. Does anyone have any home remedies that might help? I've mostly only heard of ways to loose the constipation. I need the opposite.

Mod: We feel your pain ... we don't need to see it. lol.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-10 12:37:20

#2

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6878|Camp XRay

what kind of tequila was it?

i just threw up after watching that video

Last edited by Marlboroman82 (2006-10-10 12:37:54)

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2006-10-10 12:37:34

#3

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|6988|Oslo, Norway

Eat fiber.

(for you granola bars)

2006-10-10 12:39:32

#4

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6773|Montucky

Thats a bum deal dude...

Lets see here.. combating Diarrhea..

http://www.health911.com/remedies/rem_diar.htm

2006-10-10 12:39:50

#5

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6763|Bournemouth, South England

Thats pretty sick, dude. I knew roughly what to expect, but still clicked the link! Does that make me a bad person?

2006-10-10 12:39:57

#6

eagles1106: Member; +269|6839|Marlton, New Jersey.

I once had to puke and rushed to the bathroom, well, one guy hadnt locked the stall and I thought it was empty. So I slammed open the door and blew chunks all over the guy while he was on the shitter. I actually started laughing and jetted out of the building as fast as I could. He got OwNt.

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-10-10 12:41:32)

2006-10-10 12:42:25

#7

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6852|Seattle

Marlboroman82 wrote:
what kind of tequila was it?

Patron Silver

Penetrator_01 wrote:
Thats pretty sick, dude. I knew roughly what to expect, but still clicked the link! Does that make me a bad person?

Yes. yes it does

eagles1106 wrote:
I once had to puke and rushed to the bathroom, well, one guy hadnt locked the stall and I thought it was empty. So I slammed open the door and blew chunks all over the guy while he was on the shitter. I actually started laughing and jetted out of the building as fast as I could.

lmao!!!! I was so glad there was no one in that restroom. There's no door on the stall. I saw a couple people do a U-turn immediately after going in and seeing the destruction.

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-10-10 12:44:10)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-10 12:42:43

#8

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6878|Camp XRay

eagles1106 wrote:
I once had to puke and rushed to the bathroom, well, one guy hadnt locked the stall and I thought it was empty. So I slammed open the door and blew chunks all over the guy while he was on the shitter. I actually started laughing and jetted out of the building as fast as I could. He got OwNt.

sounds like a typical eagles fan, jk. seriously did you lob anything dangerous at to this past weekend?

2006-10-10 12:44:54

#9

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6904

try starving yourself for a week. Nothing left in your bowls.

OR

try this

https://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/716bcd3bb64c7f9235b62f2491bdfb44.jpg

it works-trust me

2006-10-10 12:46:58

#10

samthenuker: Trunk Monkey; +2|6746

Dude!! Get yo A#$ to the Dr.

2006-10-10 12:48:22

#11

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6878|Camp XRay

King_County_Downy wrote:
Patron Silver

thats some expensive shit

2006-10-10 12:48:42

#12

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6975|California

Fiber. Lots of fiber.

What you need is for your stools to harden up again, so stay away from any irritating foods or drinks. NO: beer, liquer, spicy food

2006-10-10 12:49:54

#13

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6852|Seattle

I thought fiber was to make you unconstipated?

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-10 12:50:05

#14

Retalliation[1337]: Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"; +51|6729|Belgium

eagles1106 wrote:
I once had to puke and rushed to the bathroom, well, one guy hadnt locked the stall and I thought it was empty. So I slammed open the door and blew chunks all over the guy while he was on the shitter. I actually started laughing and jetted out of the building as fast as I could. He got OwNt.

Omg eeeew still indeed he got owned in the most gross way ever +1 for you dude

2006-10-10 12:53:09

#15

aardfrith: Δ > x > ¥; +145|7047

King_County_Downy wrote:
Mod: We feel your pain ... we don't need to see it. lol. Try exlax.

Isn't exlax a laxative? Whoever that Mod was, you've got a sick sense of humour.

Downy, was it the tequila that killed your arse or did you get chatted up by a guy called Bubba and did it go a bit too far?

My remedy: brown bread. Toast for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch and dinner. Should see you right in a day.

2006-10-10 12:55:43

#16

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|6895|Your moms bedroom

it probably wasnt from the tequila, but from the ice you had with the drink

2006-10-10 12:55:47

#17

eagles1106: Member; +269|6839|Marlton, New Jersey.

Indeed, he got owned. Eagles fans are the best fans in the league. Us and are cheese steaks, we own.

2006-10-10 12:56:12

#18

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6852|Seattle

aardfrith wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Mod: We feel your pain ... we don't need to see it. lol. Try exlax.
Isn't exlax a laxative? Whoever that Mod was, you've got a sick sense of humour.

Downy, was it the tequila that killed your arse or did you get chatted up by a guy called Bubba and did it go a bit too far?

My remedy: brown bread. Toast for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch and dinner. Should see you right in a day.

Thanks man, I'll try that.

...and yeah...the mods are pretty funny when they wanna be

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-10 12:57:43

#19

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|6904|Washington DC

aardfrith wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Mod: We feel your pain ... we don't need to see it. lol. Try exlax.
Isn't exlax a laxative? Whoever that Mod was, you've got a sick sense of humour.

Downy, was it the tequila that killed your arse or did you get chatted up by a guy called Bubba and did it go a bit too far?

My remedy: brown bread. Toast for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch and dinner. Should see you right in a day.

Yea ... I've got a sick sense of humor somedays (it was me) ... I was just pulling Downy's leg ... but, right after I posted that, I PM'd him to say "By the way ... you DO KNOW that exlax will cause your runs to get worse, right?"

And ... now that I think of it, probably not the best thing to say just in case someone else has the same problem and only reads the first post ... so, changing as we speak.

2006-10-10 13:05:46

#20

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|6988|Oslo, Norway

Downy, Fiber makes you constopated = in your situation good!

2006-10-10 13:05:52

#21

Sondernkommando: Member; +22|6971

As a physician, let me say that you must:

1. Ensure you replete your lost fluids with isotonic fluids, not free water, or else you will derange your electrolytes. Examples: Pedialyte, sports drinks, broths.

2. Consider the possibility that the tequila is a "red herring". If it truly was fomenting irritant colitis it should be long gone by now.

3. See YOUR physician. He can assess your fluid status, check for infection/inflammation/colonic hemorrhage, CONSIDER antibiotics (which are actually useless for most infectious diarrhea and could exacerabate it).

4. In Africa there is a boiled rice beverage that provides carbohydrates gently, but I can't remember the recipe.

5. Limit your contacts as much as possible - be considerate and avoid disseminating whatever you might have.

2006-10-10 13:13:56

#22

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|6988|Oslo, Norway

^what he said!

2006-10-10 13:16:51

#23

jamie_v1.1: Member; +35|6757|Leeds, UK

I wanna see the vid! - am i a bad person!???

EDIT: - my sig isn't a pic of you is it???

Last edited by jamie_v1.1 (2006-10-10 13:17:40)

2006-10-10 13:56:20

#24

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6946|Devon, England

Sondernkommando wrote:
As a physician, let me say that you must:

1. Ensure you replete your lost fluids with isotonic fluids, not free water, or else you will derange your electrolytes. Examples: Pedialyte, sports drinks, broths.

2. Consider the possibility that the tequila is a "red herring". If it truly was fomenting irritant colitis it should be long gone by now.

3. See YOUR physician. He can assess your fluid status, check for infection/inflammation/colonic hemorrhage, CONSIDER antibiotics (which are actually useless for most infectious diarrhea and could exacerabate it).

4. In Africa there is a boiled rice beverage that provides carbohydrates gently, but I can't remember the recipe.

5. Limit your contacts as much as possible - be considerate and avoid disseminating whatever you might have.

oh, i was just about to say that...

2006-10-10 13:58:38

#25

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6852|Seattle

jamie_v1.1 wrote:
I wanna see the vid! - am i a bad person!???

EDIT: - my sig isn't a pic of you is it???

umm...no, that's not me. If you want to see it, go to youtube and search for skeetman68 and then click on the thing for "view more from this author" or whatever it says. It's there. Be warned...IT'S GROSS. lol

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