BF2S Forums Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes

IRC wrote:

[20:50:42] leetkyle: i got 72% in my mock gcse paper for geography higher tier paper 2 yaya
[20:50:47] leetkyle: but none of that is on maps or crap
[20:50:51] Surgeon: i want your babies foster
[20:50:56] leetkyle: all fair trade and districts and crap
[20:51:01] leetkyle: sux2bmeingeography
[20:51:05] Surgeon: kyle they gave you 72% out of pity for being ginger
[20:51:08] Surgeon:
[20:51:12] leetkyle: no surgeon, just shut up
[20:51:15] Foster: yays
[20:51:24] leetkyle: cba with you tonight
[20:51:25] *** leetkyle has left #bf2s.
[20:51:28] Surgeon: some people cant take a joke :S
[20:51:29] Jenspm: haha
[20:51:34] Jenspm: Success!
[20:51:34] Surgeon: OMG HES GONE
[20:51:35] ghettoperson: loaz
[20:51:37] Surgeon: BONNNERRRRRRRR
[20:51:39] Thoruz: w00000000000000000000000000000000000000t
[20:51:42] Jenspm: lol
[20:51:53] Jenspm: internets, serious business
[20:51:54] Foster: lol
[20:51:58] * Surgeon has sex with himself b/c cryles gone
[20:52:00] Foster: someone's in a bad mood..
[20:52:01] ghettoperson: Speaking of gingers we all hate, where's Link?
[20:52:07] Jenspm: loaz

leetkyle wrote:

9 times. in the end, "his client didn't work so he just had to type"

wrote:

Private_Adam: I want to get little bird
Private_Adam: because I dont have to follow the road rules and stuff like that
Sgt.GeNe: lol
Private_Adam: and also I would never get in a car accident
Private_Adam: unless someone shots me down
Sgt.GeNe: lol
Private_Adam: no more of getting pulled over by police officer
Sgt.GeNe: lol
Private_Adam: I went on ebay and found nothing
Private_Adam: about the helicopter that I wanted
Sgt.GeNe: wow
Sgt.GeNe: lol

IRC Today wrote:

FFLink: Oh hey marc.
FFLink: Sup?
FFLink: Sup!
FFLink: Sup.
leetkyle: your penis from looking at gays!

TheCanadianTerrorist wrote:

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

IRChizzle wrote:

[22:50:41] NooBesT: zomg
[22:50:44] NooBesT: Can I have the RPG?
[22:50:52] PspRpg-7: awah?
[22:50:56] NooBesT: RPG!
[22:51:03] PspRpg-7: ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE?!
[22:51:06] NooBesT: No
[22:51:08] PspRpg-7: oh here
[22:51:12] *** PspRpg-7 is now known as Psp-7.
[22:51:12] NooBesT: Thanks
[22:51:23] *** NooBesT is now known as NooBesTRpg.
[22:51:25] NooBesTRpg: Yay
[22:51:27] NooBesTRpg: I'm cool now
[22:51:30] Psp-7: Take good care of it.
[22:51:32] * Psp-7 sniffs.
[22:51:37] Surgeon: rofl
[22:51:41] NooBesTRpg:
[22:51:41] Surgeon: can i have the psp ?
[22:51:49] Surgeon: pwease
[22:51:55] NooBesTRpg: Err
[22:51:56] Psp-7: I can't name myself -7
[22:52:00] Surgeon: yes you can
[22:52:00] NooBesTRpg: You are stripping him!
[22:52:02] NooBesTRpg:
[22:52:05] Surgeon: dont be a nub
[22:52:08] Psp-7: I can't.
[22:52:12] Surgeon: sigh
[22:52:18] * NooBesTRpg gives Rpg back
[22:52:20] *** NooBesTRpg is now known as NooBesT.
[22:52:22] *** You are now known as Surgeon|piss.
[22:52:22] *** Psp-7 is now known as PspRpg-7.
[22:52:25] PspRpg-7: I'M FREEEEE
[22:52:31] Surgeon|piss: nah ive robbed your piss
[22:52:33] NooBesT: It felt good to have it
[22:52:33] DeathUnlimited: Can I have the Best of you NooBest?
[22:52:44] PspRpg-7: lol Noo.
[22:52:47] NooBesT: k... But be sure to bring it back to me!
[22:52:49] *** NooBesT is now known as Noo.
[22:52:53] Surgeon|piss: ROLF
[22:52:53] *** DeathUnlimited is now known as DeathUnlimitedBesT.
[22:52:55] PspRpg-7: ORLF
[22:52:59] Surgeon|piss: ORLF
[22:53:01] PspRpg-7: ORLF
[22:53:02] DeathUnlimitedBesT: want my Unlimited
[22:53:04] PspRpg-7: lmao.
[22:53:05] Surgeon|piss: shit i frogot about that
[22:53:07] Noo: Yeah
[22:53:08] Noo: Ok
[22:53:18] *** DeathUnlimitedBesT is now known as DeathBesT.
[22:53:20] *** Noo is now known as NooUnlimited.
[22:53:26] * PspRpg-7 lols.
[22:53:32] PspRpg-7: mmm
[22:53:39] PspRpg-7: I'll trade you my Psp for your Death
[22:53:45] NooUnlimited:
[22:53:47] DeathBesT: noooooo
[22:53:52] NooUnlimited: What?
[22:53:56] NooUnlimited: You want my Noo too?
[22:54:00] PspRpg-7: lol.
[22:54:00] DeathBesT: But I could steal your -7
[22:54:02] Surgeon|piss: ill trade my "surge" for something
[22:54:08] *** You are now known as Surgeon.
[22:54:15] NooUnlimited: Surgeon, you can have Noo
[22:54:16] NooUnlimited: For it
[22:54:18] Surgeon: k
[22:54:20] Surgeon:  swap
[22:54:23] *** NooUnlimited is now known as SurgeUnlimited.
[22:54:26] *** You are now known as Nooon.
[22:54:29] Nooon:
[22:54:31] Nooon: nooon
[22:54:31] SurgeUnlimited: LoL
[22:54:34] * PspRpg-7 thinks you're all lame and goes to play WoW.
[22:54:37] DeathBesT: PSP
[22:54:39] PspRpg-7: Hypocrisy!
[22:54:39] SurgeUnlimited:
[22:54:41] Nooon: says the wow tard
[22:54:43] SurgeUnlimited: We aren't lame!
[22:54:45] DeathBesT: I want your psp
[22:54:46] PspRpg-7:
[22:54:50] DeathBesT: for Death
[22:54:51] Nooon: surgeunlimited
[22:54:52] PspRpg-7: fine
[22:54:54] Nooon: thats a pwn name
[22:54:57] SurgeUnlimited: I know
[22:55:01] *** PspRpg-7 is now known as DeathRpg-7.
[22:55:05] *** DeathBesT is now known as PspBesT.
[22:55:10] Nooon: pissbest
[22:55:10] DeathRpg-7: Psp is the Best!
[22:55:15] PspBesT: I could take that -7 too
[22:55:18] DeathRpg-7: fine
[22:55:20] Nooon: shit who is who
[22:55:22] DeathRpg-7: give me your T
[22:55:26] SurgeUnlimited: What?
[22:55:28] SurgeUnlimited: The T?
[22:55:30] Nooon: i need the 7 to be distinguishable
[22:55:32] *** PspBesT is now known as PspBes-7.
[22:55:33] SurgeUnlimited: I can trade it for "ge"
[22:55:34] PspBes-7: k
[22:55:41] *** DeathRpg-7 is now known as DeathRpgT.
[22:55:45] *** You are now known as Noon-7.
[22:55:48] DeathRpgT: lfao
[22:55:49] SurgeUnlimited: Hey!
[22:55:50] DeathRpgT: lmfao
[22:55:51] *** You are now known as Nooon-7.
[22:55:51] PspBes-7: surge
[22:55:56] Nooon-7: yes
[22:55:56] SurgeUnlimited: ?
[22:56:03] PspBes-7: I want that "ted"
[22:56:04] DeathRpgT: This is retardation.
[22:56:06] SurgeUnlimited: k
[22:56:13] SurgeUnlimited: What will you give me?
[22:56:16] Nooon-7: anyone want a spare "o" ?
[22:56:19] SurgeUnlimited: Nah
[22:56:20] DeathRpgT: Sure
[22:56:21] SurgeUnlimited: o's suck
[22:56:28] *** DeathRpgT is now known as DeathRopgT.
[22:56:36] Nooon-7: hmm
[22:56:37] *** DeathRopgT is now known as DeathRpgTo.
[22:56:48] SurgeUnlimited: Psp, what for my ted?
[22:56:54] PspBes-7: get my -7
[22:56:58] DeathRpgTo: I'll trade you the T for the Ted.
[22:56:58] SurgeUnlimited: k
[22:57:07] *** SurgeUnlimited is now known as SurgeUnlimi-7.
[22:57:07] *** PspBes-7 is now known as PspBested.
[22:57:12] *** DeathRpgTo is now known as DeathRpgTedo.
[22:57:17] SurgeUnlimi-7: Hey!
[22:57:17] PspBested: OMG
[22:57:19] DeathRpgTedo: lmfao
[22:57:20] PspBested: HE STOLE IT
[22:57:23] SurgeUnlimi-7: Bitch
[22:57:26] SurgeUnlimi-7: Take it back
[22:57:35] PspBested: !KB DeathRpgTedo
[22:57:42] *** You are now known as NooDeathSurgeUnlimitedPspBest-.
[22:57:47] *** DeathRpgTedo is now known as PspRpg-7.
[22:57:54] NooDeathSurgeUnlimitedPspBest-:
[22:58:01] PspRpg-7: To Archanai Crypts!
[22:58:08] *** PspBested is now known as NooBesT.
[22:58:15] NooBesT: back to normal

<liquidat0r> lol, FFLink
<liquidat0r> u never noticed
<FFLink> ?
<FFLink> Noticed what, liquid?
* liquidat0r whistles
<FFLink> ...
<FFLink> TELL ME!
<FFLink> Pwease...
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* ChanServ gives voice to Pro7|Archer
<ChanServ> [Pro7|Archer] <[ST6]SewerMaster> i still don't suck at IO
<FFLink> Liquid...
<FFLink> tell me...
<FFLink>
* FFLink cries
* FFLink has glasses
<FFLink> You wouldn't bully someone with glasses, would you?
* liquidat0r crushes Link's glasses
<FFLink> ...
<FFLink> God dammit
<FFLink> I really want to know what the hell you're talking about...
<liquidat0r> you know what's also really annoying
<Hurricane> you
<Hurricane>
<FFLink> 2 karma in the space of a minute...
<FFLink> Tell me!
<FFLink> lol
<FFLink> liquid
<FFLink> liquid
<FFLink> liquid
<FFLink> liquid
<FFLink> tell me
<FFLink> tell me
<FFLink> tell me
<liquidat0r> the thing that is also anoying
<liquidat0r> is
<liquidat0r> when
<liquidat0r> people
<liquidat0r> leave
<liquidat0r> without
<liquidat0r> telling
<liquidat0r> you
<liquidat0r> something
* liquidat0r has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<FFLink> ...
<FFLink> Son of a bitch...

Last edited by FFLink13 (2007-05-20 14:54:36)

surgeon_bond wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

<liquidat0r> lol, FFLink
<liquidat0r> u never noticed
<FFLink> ?
<FFLink> Noticed what, liquid?
* liquidat0r whistles
<FFLink> ...
<FFLink> TELL ME!
<FFLink> Pwease...
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* ChanServ gives voice to Pro7|Archer
<ChanServ> [Pro7|Archer] <[ST6]SewerMaster> i still don't suck at IO
<FFLink> Liquid...
<FFLink> tell me...
<FFLink>
* FFLink cries
* FFLink has glasses
<FFLink> You wouldn't bully someone with glasses, would you?
* liquidat0r crushes Link's glasses
<FFLink> ...
<FFLink> God dammit
<FFLink> I really want to know what the hell you're talking about...
<liquidat0r> you know what's also really annoying
<Hurricane> you
<Hurricane>
<FFLink> 2 karma in the space of a minute...
<FFLink> Tell me!
<FFLink> lol
<FFLink> liquid
<FFLink> liquid
<FFLink> liquid
<FFLink> liquid
<FFLink> tell me
<FFLink> tell me
<FFLink> tell me
<liquidat0r> the thing that is also anoying
<liquidat0r> is
<liquidat0r> when
<liquidat0r> people
<liquidat0r> leave
<liquidat0r> without
<liquidat0r> telling
<liquidat0r> you
<liquidat0r> something
* liquidat0r has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<FFLink> ...
<FFLink> Son of a bitch...

rofl, you did know he told me before alas my lips are sealed


teehee

IRC wrote:

<FFEmo13> Join in justemo
<FFEmo13>
<EmoHomoUnlimited> I AM GONNA /WRISTS
 AphyX[D] has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<FFEmo13> ready
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> ok
<Emo|Wyan> emos, start your blades
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> 3..
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> 2..
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> 1..
<EmoHomoUnlimited> k
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> GO
<Emo|Wyan> CUT!
 FFEmo13 /wrist
<Emo|Wyan> slice slice
 Varemo is listening to emo music
 EmoHomoUnlimited cuts
<Emo|Wyan> rip
 DoctaStrangEmo /other wist
<justice> omg
<Emo|Wyan> ./wrists
<justice> blood
 Flaming_Female_Homosexual /wrist
<FFEmo13> MY WRISTS!
<Varemo> my life is lame
 Emo|Wyan dead
<EmoHomoUnlimited> OMG
<justice> OMFG
<EmoHomoUnlimited> REAL BLOOD
<justice> emo's
 DoctaStrangEmo is no more
<FFEmo13> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Gargle*
<EmoHomoUnlimited> I am gonna..
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> blood spews
<EmoHomoUnlimited> ..
<justice> OMFG
<justice> stop
 FFEmo13 is no more...
<justice> emo!
<EmoHomoUnlimited> *died*
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> LET THE PAIN FLOW OUT OF MY BODY
<justice> noooooooooooooo
<FFEmo13> Ha ha
 Emo|Wyan is no more
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> OH HOW GOOD IT FEELS
<Varemo> lol
<Emo|Wyan> razor orgy!
<Varemo> what a beautiful knife

FFLink13 wrote:

Yours sucks. GIVE THEM THE WHOLE STORY!

* Ryan_14 is now known as Emo|Ryan
<Varegg> kinda
<DoctaStrangelove> ha
<DoctaStrangelove> ha
<DeathUnlimited> EMO!
* Flaming_Maniac is now known as Flaming_Homosexual
<DoctaStrangelove> ryan is emo
<Varegg> that would be wyan
* You are now known as FFLink|EmoCurer
<DeathUnlimited> Come here and tell
<DeathUnlimited> #surgeonland
* Emo|Ryan is now known as Emo|Wyan
* FFLink|EmoCurer cures Ryan's Emo-ness
<FFLink|EmoCurer> HAPPINESS!
* Flaming_Homosexual is now known as Flaming_Female_Homosexual
<Emo|Wyan> im possible
* DeathUnlimited is now known as EmoUnlimited
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> hah
<FFLink|EmoCurer> lol
* EmoUnlimited is now known as EmoHomoUnlimited
<EmoHomoUnlimited> This r leet
<Varegg> holy crap
* You are now known as FFEmo13
<Emo|Wyan> lets cut each other
<FFEmo13>
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> emounlimited sounds pretty xcore
* DoctaStrangelove is now known as DoctaStrangEmo
<FFEmo13> lol
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> cutting circle everyone!
* FFEmo13 unzips
* Emo|Wyan gathers round
<FFEmo13>
* Varegg is now known as Varemo
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> ok
<Emo|Wyan> whos razor are we using?
<FFEmo13> lol
<Varemo> hubba hubba
* DoctaStrangEmo /wrists
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> ill cut link
<justice> omg
* EmoHomoUnlimited Creams already
<Emo|Wyan> this is so going on the forums lol
<justice> ur all crazy
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> and DU will cut me
<EmoHomoUnlimited> FUCK
<FFEmo13> i'll cut your face!
<justice> like me
<EmoHomoUnlimited> TOO EARLY
<FFEmo13> Join in justemo
<Emo|Wyan> ready to cut?
<FFEmo13>
<EmoHomoUnlimited> I AM GONNA /WRISTS
<FFEmo13> ready
* AphyX[D] has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> ok
<Emo|Wyan> emos, start your blades
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> 3..
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> 2..
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> 1..
<EmoHomoUnlimited> k
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> GO
<Emo|Wyan> CUT!
* FFEmo13 /wrist
<Emo|Wyan> slice slice
* Varemo is listening to emo music
* EmoHomoUnlimited cuts
<Emo|Wyan> rip
* DoctaStrangEmo /other wist
<justice> omg
<justice> blood
<Emo|Wyan> ./wrists
* Flaming_Female_Homosexual /wrist
<FFEmo13> MY WRISTS!
<Varemo> my life is lame
<EmoHomoUnlimited> OMG
* Emo|Wyan dead
<justice> OMFG
<EmoHomoUnlimited> REAL BLOOD
<justice> emo's
<FFEmo13> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Gargle*
* DoctaStrangEmo is no more
<EmoHomoUnlimited> I am gonna..
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> blood spews
<EmoHomoUnlimited> ..
<justice> OMFG
* FFEmo13 is no more...
<justice> stop
<justice> emo!
<EmoHomoUnlimited> *died*
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> LET THE PAIN FLOW OUT OF MY BODY
<justice> noooooooooooooo
<FFEmo13> Ha ha
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> OH HOW GOOD IT FEELS
* Emo|Wyan is no more
<Varemo> lol
<Emo|Wyan> razor orgy!
<Varemo> what a beautiful knife
<Varemo> it`s looking at me
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> it's calling to you
<FFEmo13> Lol
* Varemo fondles the knife
<FFEmo13> Give it what it wants
<Varemo> the knife bites
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> cut with me, cut with me varegg
* justice is now known as justemo
<justemo> omg
* EmoHomoUnlimited ([email protected]) has left #bf2s (Died. Come to funeral @ Sunday.)
* DoctaStrangEmo jacks off to the knife
<justemo> im emo now
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* ChanServ gives voice to EmoHomoUnlimited
<Emo|Wyan> http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 9#p1442619
<Varemo> lol
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> not anything else
<Emo|Wyan> haha
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> just emo
<EmoHomoUnlimited>
<justemo> omg
<DoctaStrangEmo> hax
* Varemo makes sweet love with the knife
<justemo> i made a clever name without knowing so
<justemo> omg
<justemo> e penor grows
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> hahaha
<FFEmo13> OH NO!
<Varemo> good one justemo
<DoctaStrangEmo> lolololololololol
<FFEmo13> MY FRINGE!
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* FFEmo13 flees to a mirror
* ChanServ gives voice to Oompa
<DoctaStrangEmo> WTF
<EmoHomoUnlimited> EMOMPA
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> quick, take myspace pics everyone
<EmoHomoUnlimited> I already took
<justemo> kkk
* Flaming_Female_Homosexual flings out hair, takes pics of self in mirror
* DoctaStrangEmo takes a myspace pic of himself with a razor
<Varemo> hm
<Varemo> lol
* FFEmo13 ha finished setting his emo fringe
* [R]est[i]n[P]ieces has quit (Ping timeout)
* FFEmo13 takes pictures
* Emo|Wyan emo
* EmoHomoUnlimited razors the wrists of the pic, because he is the stupid
<FFEmo13> lol
* Varemo adjusts FFEmo`s fringe
<FFEmo13> Thanks.
<FFEmo13> Now kill me.
* DoctaStrangEmo crys in a closet
* justemo pierces eyebrow with fishing rod... bleeeeed emo!
<FFEmo13> I dont deserve to live.
<FFEmo13> :'(
* Emo|Wyan is now known as Emoryan
* EmoHomoUnlimited kills FF
* FFEmo13 enjoys
<DoctaStrangEmo>
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> emos cant even kill themselves
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> too pussy
<FFEmo13>
<FFEmo13>
<EmoHomoUnlimited> even though you don't deserve to die
<FFEmo13>
<Varemo> neither does any of us, we are the emo
<FFEmo13>
<DoctaStrangEmo> ;(
<Flaming_Female_Homosexual> i am one with the emo
<FFEmo13>
<Varemo> www.emo.com
<FFEmo13> lol
<Emoryan> they dont even go up the street, they go across the road
<FFEmo13> Writers WOrkbench?
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<EmoHomoUnlimited> Did you man www.myspace.com
<FFEmo13> lol
<FFEmo13> !
<EmoHomoUnlimited> that's where it redirects
<Varemo> hm ... it actually was a website
<EmoHomoUnlimited> D
<FFEmo13> Ha ha
<DoctaStrangEmo> myspace is for emos and child moslters
<DoctaStrangEmo> so is BF2s