Thank you

2006-06-30 00:44:36

#1

dontfeedthenerd: Member; +38|6562

Thank you

Medics for:
Reviving me 2 inches away from a friggin' tank, it killed me so good the first time I wanted to go through the experience again.
Refusing to give me a medpack despite the constant spamming on the Commo Rose.
Bunny hopping like it'll get you laid somehow.

Support for:
Making ammo packs so scarce around here I have been reduced to a knife wielding, bunny-hopping freak of nature.
Going prone so damn fast everytime you see an enemy, you will never ever be able to father children.

Engineers for:
Never ever ever being around when I need you.
Hanging around the Armor spawns so much you're starting to give Jet whores a run for their money.
Putting so many mines around Songhua that it's like playing a game of Minesweeper

Snipers for:
Constantly climbing that damn Crane in Sharqi, is there a pot of gold up top? Or is there just pot? Who knows, but damn if you ain't an easy kill climbing up that ladder.
Making every alley in Karkand a game of Russian Roullete

Anti-Tanks for:
Disappearing when the tank and the APC arrive, guns ablazing.
Not realizing that the supply crate is healing the tank and thus should be taken out.

Special Opps for:
Blowing me 3 miles high everytime I try to cap a flag.
Never ever ever taking out enemy assets no matter how much I ask.

Assaults for:
Actually... ever since they nerfed the noob tube you guys haven't been around.. Where have all the good men gone?

F-35's for:
Being a friggin' flying coffin, once you step in it's like you being a girl screaming out I'M SOOOOOOO DRUNK at a frat party.... You are FUCKED.

The Chinese for:
Developing anti-missile shielding for all their planes, yet neglecting to outfit their infantry with it as well.

Chopper whores for:
Making Microsoft consider manufacturing keyboards with titanium coated "E" keys for better durability.

Feel free to add ^_^

Last edited by dontfeedthenerd (2006-06-30 10:46:05)

2006-06-30 00:50:58

#2

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6595|the dank(super) side of Oregon

you're welcome

2006-06-30 00:53:41

#3

0akleaves: Member; +183|6628|Newcastle UK

lol

You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.

2006-06-30 00:55:00

#4

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6735|California

do chinese infantry attract missiles or something?

2006-06-30 01:09:10

#5

TuataraDude: Member; +115|6537|Aotearoa

Very good. Although I can't help think you forgot to thank the commanders for:

Dropping arty on the flag, just after I've captured it.
Being the last on your team alive, no spawn points and still hiding from the enemy.

2006-06-30 01:10:20

#6

DrD2: Member; +1|6570

Seems like it with the number of AT snipers running around these days esp on Wanker Island

2006-06-30 01:12:14

#7

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6541|Singapore

dontfeedthenerd wrote:
The Chinese for:
Developing anti-missile shielding for all their planes, yet neglecting to outfit their infantry with it as well.

Enemy Racist Spotted.

2006-06-30 01:14:23

#8

dontfeedthenerd: Member; +38|6562

jkohlc wrote:
dontfeedthenerd wrote:
The Chinese for:
Developing anti-missile shielding for all their planes, yet neglecting to outfit their infantry with it as well.
Enemy Racist Spotted.

??

2006-06-30 01:21:09

#9

DrD2: Member; +1|6570

dontfeedthenerd wrote:
jkohlc wrote:
dontfeedthenerd wrote:
The Chinese for:
Developing anti-missile shielding for all their planes, yet neglecting to outfit their infantry with it as well.
Enemy Racist Spotted.
??

Enemy confused solider spotted

2006-06-30 01:42:16

#10

poidloid: Banned; +22|6529

thank you usmc

i love that singing banana that lives in your coat pocket

2006-06-30 01:55:29

#11

blisteringsilence: I'd rather hunt with Cheney than ride with Kennedy; +83|6716|Little Rock, Arkansas

jkohlc wrote:
dontfeedthenerd wrote:
The Chinese for:
Developing anti-missile shielding for all their planes, yet neglecting to outfit their infantry with it as well.
Enemy Racist Spotted.

I don't get it.... he's referring to the missle-proof J10. Where's the racism?

2006-06-30 03:14:56

#12

EarlOfBronze: A Wolf Among Lambs; +19|6535

Thank u
Admins: for silencing me after spotting the enemy 2 much, cos no1 wants to know where enemy tanks and soldiers are on their map.

Last edited by EarlOfBronze (2006-06-30 03:15:25)

2006-06-30 03:29:27

#13

Sgt_Bob05: Nade Spammers Must Die; +49|6716|Australia

Reciprocity wrote:
you're welcome

Thats exactly what i though of when i read the title of this thread.

I'm not even gonna read all that bullshit the whiner wrote

2006-06-30 03:34:01

#14

Souljah: Member; +42|6682

dontfeedthenerd wrote:
Thank you

Medics for:
Reviving me 2 inches away from a friggin' tank, it killed me so good the first time I wanted to go through the experience again.
Refusing to give me a medpack despite the constant spamming on the Commo Rose.
Bunny hopping like it'll get you laid somehow.

Support for:
Making ammo packs so scarce around here I have been reduced to a knife wielding, bunny-hopping freak of nature.
Going prone so damn fast everytime you see an enemy, your genetilia must be damaged.

Engineers for:
Never ever ever being around when I need you.
Hanging around the Armor spawns so much you're starting to give Jet whores a run for their money.
Putting so many mines around Songhua that it's like playing a game of Minesweeper

Snipers for:
Constantly climbing that damn Crane in Sharqi, is there a pot of gold up top? Or is there just pot? Who knows, but damn if you ain't an easy kill climbing up that ladder.
Making every alley in Karkand a game of Russian Roullete

Anti-Tanks for:
Disappearing when the tank and the APC arrive, guns ablazing.
Not realizing that the supply crate is healing the tank and thus should be taken out.

Special Opps for:
Blowing me 3 miles high everytime I try to cap a flag.
Never ever ever taking out enemy assets no matter how much I ask.

Assaults for:
Actually... ever since they nerfed the noob tube you guys haven't been around.. Where have all the good men gone?

F-35's for:
Being a friggin' flying coffin, once you step in it's like you being a girl screaming out I'M SOOOOOOO DRUNK at a frat party.... You are FUCKED.

The Chinese for:
Developing anti-missile shielding for all their planes, yet neglecting to outfit their infantry with it as well.

Chopper whores for:
Making Microsoft consider manufacturing keyboards with titanium coated "E" keys for better durability.

Feel free to add ^_^

LMFAO thanks i needed a good laugh before i go to sleep tonight

2006-06-30 03:36:39

#15

Hacial: 404 - Not Found; +107|6634

One time I was totally out of ammo, no grenades and main gun empty. I spot a support. I spam into the radio once in a while that I need ammo. I followed him in hope to get ammo and we had walked from the sharqi construction site to TV station (I followed him) and then he got owned by a tank and so did I.

2006-06-30 03:43:51

#16

BMF-Nichman: Member; +6|6552

i had a cookie once

2006-06-30 03:44:02

#17

vassili: Member; +66|6538

ty commander for spotting 20 targets instead of using the UAV
ty commander for continuously talking to me while I don't understand CHINESE

2006-06-30 03:44:51

#18

EarlOfBronze: A Wolf Among Lambs; +19|6535

BMF-Nichman wrote:
i had a cookie once

lol, random much +1

2006-06-30 09:34:30

#19

dontfeedthenerd: Member; +38|6562

vassili wrote:
ty commander for spotting 20 targets instead of using the UAV
ty commander for continuously talking to me while I don't understand CHINESE

Haha indeed, I had an australian dude for a commander once. He was a great commander but sometimes it was hard to make out what he was saying between his pretty thick accent and the bad mike he was using.

and after a bad experience last night:

Thank you commanders for dropping vehicles ON YOUR OWN SNIPERS -_-

2006-06-30 09:41:23

#20

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|6661

lmao so you like the game then...

2006-06-30 09:57:42

#21

dodge_this(fr): Raving Rabbit; +26|6704|The Hague, Netherlands

lmao great list

2006-06-30 10:02:28

#22

Swayin: 3-shot SVD specialist; +29|6541|Bellingham, WA

funny stuff!

2006-06-30 10:03:00

#23

Sin-nisterMinister: You have been blessed... with my rifle!; +43|6611|Bellmawr, NJ, US

+1 for you

2006-06-30 10:03:36

#24

=TFF=Omen_NataS: Member; +60|6555

Reciprocity wrote:
you're welcome

2006-06-30 10:11:55

#25

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6709|Howell, Mi USA

Thank you commander,

-For allowing 2 squads of enemy troops to take over a flag while u drop artillery on a lonely sniper.

-For dropping artillery on friendly flags that 1 single enemy troop ran into....... Tk'ing the 5 guys who killed the enemy instantly REALLY helped.

-For hopping in the attack chopper at the game start and ignoring everyone saying "don't command from the chopper!"

-For first denying the supply drop i requested then manually dropping the crate on top of a building 2 blocks away.

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