First World Problems

2013-10-22 03:26:14

#5751

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6367|eXtreme to the maX

pirana6 wrote:
Like I said before, if you guys start driving on the right like the rest of the world, we'll switch to metric like the rest of the world.
Personally I think that's a fair trade

edito: i'm dumb

We don't care if you want to continue doing things wrong.

Fuck Israel

2013-10-22 03:53:51

#5752

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6884|Little Bentcock

How are we gunna slice at each other with our swords if drive on the left? Bah.

2013-10-22 05:31:27

#5753

Extra Medium: THE UZI SLAYER; +79|4457|Oklahoma

I took a shit yesterday and realized when I went to wipe my ass that I had accidentally bought Ultra Strong instead of Ultra Soft toilet paper.

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!

2013-10-22 05:57:59

#5754

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6935|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Well I suppose you might have gained 'ring sting' from the sandpaper but at least you didnt end up with a smelly finger. Godd luck getting ya finger to go through that stuff.

You cant win them all.

That is unless you shit out the PHANTOM, it self wipes on the way out and even slips around the U bend, you dont even need to flush, to stop you thinking your going mad it leave a lil hint of poo in the air. leave that toilet brush alone sunshine, not need with the PHANTOM.

2013-10-22 06:50:18

#5755

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6943|Disaster Free Zone

Adams_BJ wrote:
How are we gunna slice at each other with our swords if drive on the left? Bah.

How you meant to do effective drive-by's?

Fire with your left hand? Or shoot across your passengers face and spray them with hot shell casing?

2013-10-22 15:48:05

#5756

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6884|Little Bentcock

These americans think they have it all figured out, but they really don't.

2013-10-22 15:53:04

#5757

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6999|Cinncinatti

have the passenger hold the gun obviously

2013-10-22 17:22:58

#5758

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6884|Little Bentcock

That just means more people to snitch on you

2013-10-23 11:06:36

#5759

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +692|6552|Washington St.

pirana6 wrote:
pirana6 wrote:
heater core on my car needs replacing.

$30 part, $1000 in labor. doesn't even have anything to do with the engine. no fuckin joke.
current state of my car

(the one on the right is the old one...)

2013-10-25 21:12:59

#5760

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +692|6552|Washington St.

a few days ago:

now:

now off to the drunk thread with burnzy-poo

2013-10-26 01:26:35

#5761

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6367|eXtreme to the maX

Steering wheel is still on the wrong side

Fuck Israel

2013-10-26 10:18:36

#5762

wheelsup@7: Yeah still here; +49|6901|Pennsylvania

Nice. That last picture is worth a thousand bucks, and it looks like a toasty warm winter for pirana6. How many hours of labor?

2013-10-26 11:20:25

#5763

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +692|6552|Washington St.

Dilbert_X wrote:
Steering wheel is still on the wrong side

no u

wheelsup@7 wrote:
Nice. That last picture is worth a thousand bucks, and it looks like a toasty warm winter for pirana6. How many hours of labor?

I estimated around 14.

2013-11-03 19:16:12

#5764

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7090

I had Nick Foles on my bench for fantasy football.

2013-11-03 19:28:23

#5765

Canin: Conservative Roman Catholic; +280|6736|Foothills of S. Carolina

I fractured my Ulna on my right arm at the wrist back in July, and it still is not healed.

2013-11-04 01:57:12

#5766

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6585|Graz, Austria

Canin wrote:
I fractured my Ulna on my right arm at the wrist back in July, and it still is not healed.

2013-11-04 03:46:13

#5767

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6884|Little Bentcock

Its the only answer

2013-11-04 05:08:37

#5768

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|7005|Reality

Canin wrote:
I fractured my Ulna on my right arm at the wrist back in July, and it still is not healed.

Learn to jerk off with the other arm

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2013-11-04 05:09:05

#5769

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6926|NT, like Mick Dundee

I have the common cold and a toothache.

This combo is one of the worst things to happen this year. So I guess I'm doing pretty ok.

Can't pull a sickie to see the dentist though. Tomorrow is cup day and that shit just looks bad at work.

Last edited by Flecco (2013-11-04 05:10:07)

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2013-11-04 07:02:31

#5770

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6585|Graz, Austria

Flecco wrote:
I have the common cold and a toothache.
This combo is one of the worst things to happen this year.

Here's the combo to counter it:

2013-11-04 15:54:53

#5771

Canin: Conservative Roman Catholic; +280|6736|Foothills of S. Carolina

Stubbee wrote:
Canin wrote:
I fractured my Ulna on my right arm at the wrist back in July, and it still is not healed.
Learn to jerk off with the other arm

I am married, no need for that.

2013-11-04 16:15:01

#5772

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6884|Little Bentcock

Ha! That's exactly when you need it most!

2013-11-04 16:30:01

#5773

Canin: Conservative Roman Catholic; +280|6736|Foothills of S. Carolina

Suprisingly, after 15 years of marriage, I have found it less warranted than in years past. And less appealing.

2013-11-07 19:16:05

#5774

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5735|Ventura, California

Got a traffic citation today for running a red light. I honestly didn't intend to, it turned from yellow to red much quicker than I thought. Oh well, now I gotta come up with 400 bucks or 550 for traffic school. Has anybody else gotten a ticket and can tell me why I would want to pay 150 extra and attend traffic school?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2013-11-07 19:30:01

#5775

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4221|SL,UT

pay the extra, traffic school isn't reported to your insurance.

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