Twilight is bad for your health

2009-11-19 16:25:26

#1

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|5931|Somewhere out in Space

Both physically and mentally,

I bet Pattinson didn't sign up for this

Twilight star Robert Pattinson says he worries about being infected with HIV when adoring fans approach him with open wounds and ask him to suck their blood.

I can't help but lol massively and wonder what the fuck these dumb broads see in this saga. All i see are dumb teenagers following a vampire fad, and old soccer mom's who use poor Kirsten as their Mary Sue puppet in their fantasy sex story.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
should have waited till tomorrow

BRB, burning my fingertips after typing this.

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2009-11-19 16:28:07

#2

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6626|UK

There are some crazy teenage girls in the world.

2009-11-19 16:28:29

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6152|what

Twilight star Robert Pattinson says he worries about being infected with HIV when adoring fans approach him with open wounds and ask him to suck their blood.

I'd just like to point out that before Twilight these kids wouldn't have anyone to suck their blood but it didn't mean they didn't self harm.

2009-11-19 16:30:20

#4

-MetaL*: Sup guies; +157|5633|Southern California

Great this piece of shit film is going to open tonight; I work at a theater.

2009-11-19 16:31:55

#5

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|5931|Somewhere out in Space

-MetaL* wrote:
Great this piece of shit film is going to open tonight; I work at a theater.

1. Pack a vampire costume.
2. Look for hot chicks.
3. Put on vampire costume if 2 is positive.
???
Profit.

2009-11-19 16:36:50

#6

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|5719|Gulf Coast

N00bkilla55404 wrote:
I can't help but lol massively and wonder what the fuck these dumb broads see in this saga.

Rolling stone called Twilght "Pretty in Pink except now Duckie is a Werewolf" So I guess it's a basic chick flick with every girls favorite badboys.....douchey emo vampires?

-MetaL* wrote:
Great this piece of shit film is going to open tonight; I work at a theater.

Sorry to hear that.

Important

2009-11-19 16:37:19

#7

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6638|Montreal, Qc, Canada

You mean Twitlight?

2009-11-19 16:38:28

#8

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|5931|Somewhere out in Space

Andoura wrote:
You mean TWHYlight?

2009-11-19 16:39:23

#9

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6742|London

I think he was right with Twilight

2009-11-19 16:40:59

#10

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6152|what

Dauntless wrote:
I think he was right with Twilight

^ Twihard

2009-11-19 16:44:52

#11

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5701|College Park, MD

I was gonna watch New Moon...

...then I remembered I don't carry my balls in a purse.

I suppose an exception can be made if you're dragged by your significant other to see it. I'm thankful that my girlfriend has a strong dislike for Twilight.

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2009-11-19 18:33:07

#12

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6365|California

my theater is just going to have a bunch of fat chicks, all the hot ones will be partying the night away

2009-11-19 18:35:27

#13

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|5977|Blue Mountain State

best movie evar

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Baba Booey

2009-11-19 18:41:46

#14

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6690|Devon, England

I just got back from seeing the new film.

God it's appalling...

2009-11-19 18:45:21

#15

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6497

FFLink wrote:
I just got back from seeing the new film.

God it's appalling...

and you*re not scoring from the g/f ? yerdoinitwrong . . .

2009-11-19 20:21:28

#16

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6774|Noizyland

I kind of feel sorry for the guy. Kind of.

If pale undead guys with sparkly skin is a turn on for the ladies then fuck it, I'm just going to get drunk and break out the glitter.

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2009-11-19 20:28:41

#17

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|5996

haha that story on the vampire dood is out of control!!

"He has difficulty coping with so many people trying to "ambush" him in public and at home."

Ty wrote:
I kind of feel sorry for the guy. Kind of.

If pale undead guys with sparkly skin is a turn on for the ladies then fuck it, I'm just going to get drunk and break out the glitter.

now that is a team player. deserves sexo. hahah

2009-11-19 20:41:50

#18

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5701|College Park, MD

Isn't Edward pulling a Roman Polanski anyway? Isn't he like 100 years old and Bella's like 16? shit's fucked up yo

2009-11-19 20:46:56

#19

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5701|College Park, MD

hahah Roger Ebert ripped it a new one

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbc … /911199998

2009-11-19 21:09:20

#20

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Isn't Edward pulling a Roman Polanski anyway? Isn't he like 100 years old and Bella's like 16? shit's fucked up yo

yeah, he has 'experience' ...he knows what to do

2009-11-19 21:12:44

#21

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6497

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
yeah, he has 'experience' ...he knows what to do

GTFO - you only have movies to go by. Unless, you*re judging him against Eastwood . . .

2009-11-19 21:15:36

#22

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5701|College Park, MD

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Isn't Edward pulling a Roman Polanski anyway? Isn't he like 100 years old and Bella's like 16? shit's fucked up yo
yeah, he has 'experience' ...he knows what to do

that doesn't justify child rape

2009-11-19 21:16:48

#23

yeah movies and vampire books

eastwood wins!

2009-11-19 22:26:36

#24

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|5764|Belgium

A few girls from my class are going. Coincidentally, they are ones with probably the lowest IQ on the whole school. IS THERE A LINK?

2009-11-19 22:34:43

#25

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5585

Never saw either Twilight. Happy about that.

BF2S Forums Twilight is bad for your health

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