Erm, graffiti, peeing in a public place (which I got fined for), piracy, underage drinking, buying alcohol underage, I'm not that hardcore.
With any luck it will be statutory rape.
ghettoperson wrote:
With any luck it will be statutory rape.
now that i think of it, i fucked a 16 yr old when i was 18. o shi
Car theft. Took an Acura out for a joy ride when I was 15 w/ my best friend. Drove over 200+ miles and returned the car with an empty tank to the exact same parking spot!
ghettoperson wrote:
With any luck it will be statutory rape.
SEREMAKER wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
With any luck it will be statutory rape.
lol, that so reminds me of Duke Nukem;
"Wanna dance?"
"Wanna dance?"
AussieReaper wrote:
I haven't entered Russia with a fake visum, I also wasn't into underage drinking or, extortion, blackmail, bribing, joyriding on construction vehicles, money laundering, phsychological and physical bullying, or confusion of interests.
i DID NOT commit identity theft and credit card fraud
Last edited by steelie34 (2009-09-16 09:10:17)
Come to think of it. I drove past a cop car that was pulling over next to a lake on which pierJessyCar wrote:
public indecency
I had been very indecent with a girl no more than 5 minutes ago...
Could have been mildly awkward had we not been lucky and left at exactly the right time
In Finland the age limit is 16 .1927 wrote:
Ooooop thats possibly your first crime, definatly your latest, Someone said she's only 16DeathUnlimited wrote:
inb4 pics or it didn't happenJessyCar wrote:
public indecency
Also to stay on topic, mine are probably buying alcohol underage and going to bar underage. Nothing hardcore
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Fancy helping me out with the statutory rape thing?JessyCar wrote:
public indecency
lucky youGawwad wrote:
Come to think of it. I drove past a cop car that was pulling over next to a lake on which pierJessyCar wrote:
public indecency
I had been very indecent with a girl no more than 5 minutes ago...
Could have been mildly awkward had we not been lucky and left at exactly the right time
- Superior Mind
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I feel like this thread is a bad idea. We are gonna have to send "free IG" letters and petitions to the state of Georgia.
lol. i was only joking anyway. the worst crime ive done was probably shoplifting clothes from the mall in middle school. man our parents were dumb
yeah we should just leave this thread alone
You've posted that beforeAussieReaper wrote:
I found a USB at one of the computer labs at my old uni. 512mb. Decided to pocket it (this was a good 5 years ago when that would have been at least $100). Anyway, 10 mins later a guy wonders in ask if anyone has seen it. Of course I say no.
Take me away officer.
One time my dad pooped in the neighbor's yard and then lied about it.
So you dumped her in lake Bodom?Gawwad wrote:
Come to think of it. I drove past a cop car that was pulling over next to a lake on which pierJessyCar wrote:
public indecency
I had been very indecent with a girl no more than 5 minutes ago...
Could have been mildly awkward had we not been lucky and left at exactly the right time
Insurance fraud.
this is how i babysit
Last edited by Kimmmmmmmmmmmm (2009-09-16 10:31:30)
lookout in a failed armed robbery
You walk around a shop with it in a trolley?
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
this is how i steal forum siggy's . . . :p
No, I'm keeping herUltrafunkula wrote:
So you dumped her in lake Bodom?Gawwad wrote:
Come to think of it. I drove past a cop car that was pulling over next to a lake on which pierJessyCar wrote:
public indecency
I had been very indecent with a girl no more than 5 minutes ago...
Could have been mildly awkward had we not been lucky and left at exactly the right time