well i guess we know now why irish is such a bad poster. he regularly visits 4chan and thinks that stuff from there is worth posting here
Scenario:
I go into a cafe with two friends that a hot waitress that I wanted to ask out works. It turns out she isn't working there today, but we get some food anyways, when the waiter comes over to give us our food he drops my salad onto my lap. It was his first day a few days ago and he was apologizing like crazy and felt really bad about it. Me, being the nice guy I am was all, ahh don't worry about it honestly it's fine etc, I actually did feel bad for him he looked so worried. Jihad reckons I should have gone on off on one about it and started shouting etc, but jihad is a wanker.
Anyway the point is, how much should I have tipped on a £14.80 bill?
I go into a cafe with two friends that a hot waitress that I wanted to ask out works. It turns out she isn't working there today, but we get some food anyways, when the waiter comes over to give us our food he drops my salad onto my lap. It was his first day a few days ago and he was apologizing like crazy and felt really bad about it. Me, being the nice guy I am was all, ahh don't worry about it honestly it's fine etc, I actually did feel bad for him he looked so worried. Jihad reckons I should have gone on off on one about it and started shouting etc, but jihad is a wanker.
Anyway the point is, how much should I have tipped on a £14.80 bill?

4 quid
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20p
You're not supposed to fucking tip anything it's fucking England not Yankistan.
Especially if the twat spills half your order on your lap, fuck sake Dauntface, gotta teach you everything
Especially if the twat spills half your order on your lap, fuck sake Dauntface, gotta teach you everything
Shoulda gave them a tenner and say it's all you had. The cunts.
Mek and Sheffa are both Jihad's. And Jihad is a wanker.
Last edited by Gooners (2009-09-19 16:11:15)
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Well I paid £17 anyway, I feel kinda bad about it now.
If the girl was serving me I would have probably gone a bit mental on the tip so it's for the best.
If the girl was serving me I would have probably gone a bit mental on the tip so it's for the best.

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