BF2S Forums EE Chat - July

AussieReaper wrote:

I got 20 different viruses from opening this thread! Nobody open this thread, if you can read this then it's too late!

You cannot slow his roll

Last edited by jsnipy (2009-07-05 19:31:18)

Kmarion wrote:

You have no idea  .. I've been offered an opportunity more than once. Too much work tbh. It's not the same as doing it as a hobby.

Yeah, the food has to be edible for a start!

AussieReaper wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

You have no idea  .. I've been offered an opportunity more than once. Too much work tbh. It's not the same as doing it as a hobby.

Yeah, the food has to be edible for a start!

Kmarion wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

You have no idea  .. I've been offered an opportunity more than once. Too much work tbh. It's not the same as doing it as a hobby.

Yeah, the food has to be edible for a start!

I meant for more than just your dog, who I'm sure loves your cooking.

AussieReaper wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Yeah, the food has to be edible for a start!

I meant for more than just your dog, who I'm sure loves your cooking.

Is that your way of saying it's good enough for your mum?

AussieReaper wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

I meant for more than just your dog, who I'm sure loves your cooking.

Is that your way of saying it's good enough for your mum?

I thought you were American?

translated to fag for your convenience.

yeah had fun celebrating independence day--- was out of town just got back good times

Kmarion wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

Is that your way of saying it's good enough for your mum?

I thought you were American?

translated to fag for your convenience.

/win

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

I just finished a drank...my roll has yet to be slowed. Placebo effect, or is my body too powerful to experience any soothing effects?

Budweiser?

I'm just tryin' to do the opposite of left, as long as there's the opposite of death. You test and I just might bring the opposite of life, until there's no one the opposite of right

raw . . .

Hands down: During college, talking online to a girl that I went to high school with who was at another college. Fast forward, I drive over to her campus, we get wasted, we start to hook up. Now in my defense, she was hot. I mean cute face, great body, solid 8 on a 10 scale. So back to the story, midway through, I start to notice a "smell". Not very good but we're already going at it, so I shake it off, stop breathing through my nose, and finish it up. Sleep it off, wake up, drive back home.

Next day: I get a message online from the same girl the following evening. She asks me right out: "Hey, so I have to ask you: Did you notice like a bad smell while we were having sex last night?" Naturally, I lie and say "No, what're you talking about?" while I clearly recollect the disgusting odor (but I was drunk and getting laid=Didn't care). She then proceeds to drop the bomb. "Well, I noticed it and when I went to the bathroom this morning, I found an old tampon inside of me. I'm not sure how it happened but that's why it smelt like that and I just needed to tell you so you didn't think that I smelt like that all the time or something."

I never responded to the message and never actually talked to the girl again. I stared blankly at my computer screen, unsure if I should laugh hysterically or vomit. I went and took a second shower but I still felt so dirty. I saved the entire conversation and showed it to all of my friends from high school who knew the girl.

I don't know what's worse. The fact that this chick clearly got railed out by some other dude prior to my endeavor which resulted in her tampon being lodged up inside of her and then left for several days creating what was easily the worst smell I have ever smelt from a living human body or that she flat out told me that was the reason she stunk and "it wasn't how she normally smelt".

It was a drank.