"Porn star blows world record bid"

2009-05-21 18:18:46

#1

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|6756|d

PORN star Sexy Cora bit off more than she could chew when she tried to break the ORAL SEX world record for a new blue movie.

Blonde Cora — real name Carolin Berger — had aimed to service 200 punters in Hamburg, Germany.

But she was forced to call off the bid when she collapsed after reaching her 75th man and was rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties.

The 21-year-old star is currently on police bail for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight.

She is facing indecency charges after outraged families called cops.

Her semi-naked co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled including one who broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers.

https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00808/coramain_808447a.jpg

i would.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … 441256.ece

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2009-05-21 18:19:50

#2

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6190|Winland

What on earth.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-05-21 18:20:41

#3

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6446|The Twilight Zone

i can do better wat

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2009-05-21 18:21:19

#4

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6642

I feel sorry for the last guy in that queue...

2009-05-21 18:28:13

#5

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5567|The Wild West

poor girl

2009-05-21 18:30:51

#6

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6463

Swallowing 75 loads would practically drown your lungs. No wonder she couldn't breathe.

shes doin it rong

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2009-05-21 18:32:45

#7

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6638

Uzique wrote:
Swallowing 75 loads would practically drown your lungs. No wonder she couldn't breathe.

shes doin it rong

u might have to show her how its done lol <3

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2009-05-21 18:34:39

#8

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6625

lel

2009-05-21 18:34:49

#9

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|6756|d

blademaster wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Swallowing 75 loads would practically drown your lungs. No wonder she couldn't breathe.

shes doin it rong
u might have to show her how its done lol

I think its safe to assume uzique holds the current record for blowing 199 dudes!

2009-05-21 18:42:51

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SofaKing18: L33TGamerz.com; +7|5491|Rainbowland

Uzique wrote:
Swallowing 75 loads would practically drown your lungs. No wonder she couldn't breathe.

shes doin it rong

she prolly wasnt swallowin...

2009-05-21 18:43:44

#11

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6642

That would take such a fucking long time. I assume she doesn't blow them all until they orgasm?

2009-05-21 18:50:29

#12

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6145|what

ghettoperson wrote:
That would take such a fucking long time.

What are you basing that on? Don't forget, she is a pro.

2009-05-21 18:52:24

#13

Man With No Name: جندي; +148|5567|The Wild West

ghettoperson wrote:
That would take such a fucking long time. I assume she doesn't blow them all until they orgasm?

she's much better at it than you. A for effort though

2009-05-21 18:55:07

#14

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6642

Even assuming they take 2 minutes to finish (which IMO is severely optimistic) each on average, that's 400 minutes or 6.66 hours she's got to spend sucking dick.

2009-05-21 19:01:48