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People keep disconnecting when I talk about my penis

" My penis is 3 inches... girls tell me they like it that thick "
" My penis is 2 inches... off the ground! "

jsnipy wrote:

mtb0minime wrote:

People keep disconnecting when I talk about my penis

" My penis is 3 inches... girls tell me they like it that thick "
" My penis is 2 inches... off the ground! "

OMG THAT WAS YOU?

were you the one who kept copy-pasting

"son of a bitch" ?

wont beat mine

stranger :Hi asl?
you : f uk 15
your conersational partner has disconnected.

just fucking lol

edit another one

you: you dont realise the internet is srs bsn
you: let me show you
stranger: ......
stranger: hello?
you www.m***s***.com
stranger: okay
you: you see the internet is srs bsn

he left the convo after that i wonder why?

Last edited by wensleydale8 (2009-06-07 12:01:52)

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: you first
You: i'm sick of asl
Stranger: 10/f/ca
Stranger: dora the explorer is boss
You: hell yeah
You: i'm 11
You: watch that shit every damn day
Stranger: effin diego is a tool
You: teletubbies are pretty sweet too, dunno if you're too young to remember that
Stranger: whattt?
Stranger: old school
Stranger: i got that on vhs
You: word
Stranger: what it alls days
You: dude i fuckin rent thomas the tank engine on vhs, shit owns
Stranger: watch!
Stranger: no u didint
Stranger: no u didnt
Stranger: thomas is pimp
Stranger: mr dressup is pimp
You: for real
Stranger: mr rogers is an effin pedophile.
You: some of my older friends who i hang out with, y'know smoke some crack and pot 'n shit, they were telling me about power rangers
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: power rangers
You: i started watching it
Stranger: now thats so good stuff
You: oh man, i'd totally hit the pink ranger
Stranger: not me
Stranger: nawww man

And convo is still going

Stranger: hi asl?
You: azn?
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: were r u?
You: female, 16
Stranger: location?
You: russia,
You: i'm fucking horny, are you?
Stranger: yea
You: I wished i could fuck somebody right now
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: ok start it off
You: i wanna take my dick and stick it up your anus, and spread around my fluids
You: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: yo sup
You: hi
You: where ya from?
Stranger: bronx bitch
You: that in New York?
Stranger: hell yeah dumbshit
You: well, i was just double checking
Stranger: maybe you should have thought of that before i pulled a gun on yo ass
You: you probing me?
Stranger: no i shootin you
You: my butt is vibrating now
Stranger: *BANG* *BANG* *popopoppopopopopo*
You: *fart* *fart* *fart*
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Poseidon wrote:

War Man wrote:

You: hi
Stranger: yo sup
You: hi
You: where ya from?
Stranger: bronx bitch
You: that in New York?
Stranger: hell yeah dumbshit
You: well, i was just double checking
Stranger: maybe you should have thought of that before i pulled a gun on yo ass
You: you probing me?
Stranger: no i shootin you
You: my butt is vibrating now
Stranger: *BANG* *BANG* *popopoppopopopopo*
You: *fart* *fart* *fart*
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow that was great War Man

you ever think about doing stand up?

you're the next Dane Cook

He started it, I just decided to be a goof as I usually am.

You: *THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST*
Stranger: describe how u would fuck me
You: *THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST**THRUST*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tranger: mmmm
You: am i doing ok?
Stranger: yea but describe how like would u go fast hard slow ect ect
Stranger: would u ram my tight ass with ur cock
You: yes
You: yes i would
Stranger: ok describe it
Stranger: u there?
You: ye
You: this isn't workin for me im afriad
You: i tihnk i might be straight
Stranger: ok well i could suck ur cock
You: ideal
You: go for it
Stranger: oh baby im sorry i cant do this
You: why
Stranger: im a girl
You: awesome
Stranger: my friends are havin a small party
Stranger: and we thought it would be funny
Stranger: srry
You: coool
You: np
You: i like girls
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 18 f US
Stranger: brown wavy hair
Stranger: hazel eyes
You: any blondes there?
Stranger: well yea
Stranger: y?
You: i like blondes
Stranger: oh well we could all talk to u
Stranger: theres 4 of us
You: ok
Stranger: ok hold on
Stranger: hold on
You: kk
Stranger: ok wer all here
Stranger: u there?
You: ye

You: yes
Stranger: mmmm do u wanna cum for us
You: yes
Stranger: do u want us to make u cum
You: yes
Stranger: ok baby
You: you can link me to a lesbian porno if you want
You: ill have that playing
You: whiel you type to me
You: and ill pretend its you
Stranger: srry we dont know any
You: ok ill get my own
Stranger: but if u got to Red Tube they have some
You: ye thanks
You: ok
You: im ready
Stranger: ok do u have some cream
You: no sorry
Stranger: ok wat r u using to jerk off with?
You: my hand
Stranger: no i mean u dont have like lubricant or anything
You: nah i dont need that
Stranger: ur just gonna jurk off with a dry hand?
You: ye...
Stranger: that must hurt
You: nah its fine
Stranger: ok
You: i can take it
Stranger: we'll start
Stranger: ok first laura is gonna get down on her knees
Stranger: take off ur boxers
Stranger: and suckk ur big cock
Stranger: she says she wants u to touch
Stranger: her breasts
Stranger: while she licks ur cock
Stranger: u there?
You: yeye
You: im wanking
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now lizzy want to sit on ur lap
Stranger: breasts in ur face
Stranger: u grab them
Stranger: squeeze them
Stranger: kiss them
Stranger: hi lizz here
Stranger: im gonna chat now
Stranger: k?
You: k
You: keep goin
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now im gonna slowly slide ur cock into my soft
Stranger: wet
Stranger: pussy
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: pick me up
Stranger: and fuck me
Stranger: ohhh keep going
Stranger: u ramm my tight pussy
Stranger: ohh baby
Stranger: ohhh yess
Stranger: fuck me harder
Stranger: Laura is eating me out
Stranger: r u almost gonna cum
You: ye nearly
You: keep goin
Stranger: ok let me know right before u do
You: ye
Stranger: ok
You: im loosin my hard on
You: go
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now im on all 4s
Stranger: and u get on the bed
Stranger: and we go doggie style
Stranger: and you thrust ur dick into my really hot ass
Stranger: mmm baby fuck my tight ass
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: im a bad little girl and i need to be taught a lesson
Stranger: now fuck me
Stranger: use ur hard cock and teach me a lesson
Stranger: oh yeah thats it big bot
Stranger: boy*
Stranger: i want it nice and slow now
Stranger: lslide it in and out in and out
Stranger: just like that
Stranger: now keep it in
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i can feel it throbbing
Stranger: in my tight ass
Stranger: baby its throbbing in me
Stranger: no fuck me
Stranger: oh ye now u speed up really fast
Stranger: u almost there>
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hellooo
Stranger: u there?
Stranger: hellooooo its liz r u there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Probably still wanking to be honest..

Death_Brinded_Pro wrote:

Probably still wanking to be honest..

lol? He clearly just came.

Death_Brinded_Pro wrote:

Probably still wanking to be honest..

why would i copy, paste, and split it all down if I was still going?