Revenge is a dish best served cold

2009-03-01 17:06:33

#1

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6505|Gogledd Cymru

This is why I'm asking for your help on how to get back at two of my flatmates, no they're not flatmates, they live on the same corridor as me and I actually detest them. Possibly the most hatred I've had for anyone ever.

One of the girls is Claire, who recently has give me nothing but abuse, the other is her best friend here. Friday night Claire gets a little drunk, once again tells me to fuck off and she informs me she wishes I was dead. All I fucking do is ignore this cunt and her friend, but whenever she's drunk she takes her own misfortunes in life out on me. It's not my fault you're a fucking whale. Seriously, every single time she's drunk she tells me to fuck off and she wishes I was dead. The next day she's a completely different person and acts as if it didn't happen.

Anyway, Friday night her and her friend who I'll refer to as Miriam decides it will be a good idea to open all my packets of food, jars of sauce, tins of spaghetti etc and throw them out of the window. Claire and her fucking cunt friend destroyed a good £30 worth of my shopping. I only found this out Saturday morning as I go to make my lunch. To top it all of she has the fucking cheek to try and say I deserve this.

I know this might sound petty but if anyone deserves to be taught a lesson and not get her way all her life it's Claire. I've already had me and my 2 best mates here cum in her milk but somehow it's not enough. Going to the deanery and explaining this won't help either as I have a reputation with them.

I just need your help bf2s, any ideas you can think of to cause distress and/or monetary loss for Claire and her friend.

Thanks for taking the time to read this

Last edited by The Sheriff (2009-03-01 17:08:07)

2009-03-01 17:13:05

#2

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6341|England

Steal her tampons.
Shit somewhere in her room, behind something that they never really move (better if it's next to a radiator)
Mix laxatives with random foods.

Thats all i have at the moment. Sorry

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2009-03-01 17:13:51

#3

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6553|Long Island, New York

Does she have a car? I know it's Uni but it's possible.

If so, put shrimp in her grill (the car's grill, not her snatch) and cut an orange in half and rub it on the windshield.

OH OH AND...put eyedrops in her water/drink. It'll make her puke and shit so violently she'll never want anything in those orifices again.

Last edited by Poseidon (2009-03-01 17:14:41)

2009-03-01 17:13:58

#4

Roc18: `; +655|5806|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

JakAttaK wrote:
Steal her tampons.
Shit somewhere in her room, behind something that they never really move (better if it's next to a radiator)
Mix laxatives with random foods.

Thats all i have at the moment. Sorry

This is good

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2009-03-01 17:15:11

#5

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5558|Toronto

Assuming you do not need to be discrete seeing as there is clear hatred and destruction of personal property you can do one of these:

1.) Get a manila legal letter parcel and fill it with shaving cream. Not the gel kind, the foamy stuff. slide the opening under her door while she is out and get your largest book. Jump on top of the book to quickly squeeze out foam and voila, shit everywhere that takes an hour to clean up.

2.) Buy a tube of superglue and fill her key lock while she is out the day before an important test. By the time she calls a locksmith to work it out she'll be fucked. I know a guy who's done it and the glue dries clear. The lock smith won't waste time figuring out what went wrong, he'll just assume an internal mechanism fucked up and nothing comes back to you.

Last edited by Pochsy (2009-03-01 17:16:15)

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2009-03-01 17:15:31

#6

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6505|Gogledd Cymru

Laxatives is a good one, we have these crappy polystyrene-like ceiling tiles, I think I might put some fish in her ceiling. I'm going to take £30 off her for my food btw.

Edit: Pochsy, they're good too, cheers. I've already stolen a pair of keys from her last year because she got me fined for noise complaints, hence the reputation with the deanery, I could use her keys when she's out and move stuff around/steal the £30 when she's in lectures.

Last edited by The Sheriff (2009-03-01 17:17:19)

2009-03-01 17:16:25

#7

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6722|67.222.138.85

I would verbally abuse her until she leaves you alone. Don't just call her names - break her. That's really the only way to end the situation without a stupid petty feud continuing and taking the remaining pieces of your dignity.

2009-03-01 17:16:57

#8

Roc18: `; +655|5806|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Who is deleting posts? Cum in her mouth is a good one. If she isnt ugly, try to fuck her.

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2009-03-01 17:17:59

#9

Microwave: _; +515|6670|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

Without trying to sound too boring...

If she's immature enough to do that with your food, if you do something to her she will again be stupid enough to do something back - worse. So it would just spiral out of control (possibly resulting in her actually killing you! _{erm...might not go that far})

Tell your hall warden or someone with authority?

For a quick revenge fix : laxatives.

2009-03-01 17:18:38

#10

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6722|67.222.138.85

Roc18 wrote:
Who is deleting posts? Cum in her mouth is a good one. If she isnt ugly, try to fuck her.

Your post doesn't really make any sense. Besides, even if he did want to sex the whale that is quite illegal.

2009-03-01 17:18:42

#11

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6341|England

The Sheriff wrote:
Laxatives is a good one, we have these crappy polystyrene-like ceiling tiles, I think I might put some fish in her ceiling. I'm going to take £30 off her for my food btw.

Edit: Pochsy, they're good too, cheers. I've already stolen a pair of keys from her last year because she got me fined for noise complaints, hence the reputation with the deanery, I could use her keys when she's out and move stuff around/steal the £30 when she's in lectures.

Dude. If it's the sort of thing you're looking for, fuck with her head.
Move shit around, take stuff, then replace it in a different place later on.

If not, just shit in her pillowcase

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2009-03-01 17:19:47

#12

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6505|Gogledd Cymru

Master;

https://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2328/216/113/693235832/n693235832_2593404_5196.jpg

https://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2348/217/64/512654997/n512654997_1460400_1571458.jpg

Make your own mind up. My dick is going nowhere near that thing.

2009-03-01 17:20:08

#13

GateKeeper{NL}: Member; +142|6384

serve the thrown out food with candle light dinner.

2009-03-01 17:20:26

#14

Roc18: `; +655|5806|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

The Sheriff wrote:
Master;

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 4_5196.jpg

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 571458.jpg

Make your own mind up. My dick is going nowhere near that thing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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2009-03-01 17:21:09

#15

GateKeeper{NL}: Member; +142|6384

The Sheriff wrote:
Master;

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 4_5196.jpg

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 571458.jpg

Make your own mind up. My dick is going nowhere near that thing.

O M FG , SEIZURES

2009-03-01 17:21:45

#16

Microwave: _; +515|6670|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

The Sheriff wrote:
Master;

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 4_5196.jpg

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 571458.jpg

Make your own mind up. My dick is going nowhere near that thing.

Oh god.

The harpoons, MAN THEM!

2009-03-01 17:22:08

#17

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6341|England

Holy shit. That is fucking wrong.

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2009-03-01 17:22:37

#18

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5558|Toronto

The Sheriff wrote:
Master;

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 4_5196.jpg

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- … 571458.jpg

Make your own mind up. My dick is going nowhere near that thing.

There is no god.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-03-01 17:22:43

#19

GateKeeper{NL}: Member; +142|6384

only this internet page justifies this blob of female,

http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!

Last edited by GateKeeper{NL} (2009-03-01 17:24:46)

2009-03-01 17:25:02

#20

Monkey Spanker: Show it to the nice monkey.; +284|6267|England

1)Wank in her Shampoo & conditioner
2)wank into her mayonnaise
3)Bag of prawns under her mattress. (if you can slice into mattress & cut a small corner off the prawns all the better as the stench is quite terrible, or do same in curtain poll.
4)Find out parents phone number call them (don't forget 141) say it is the local sexual health clinic and she needs to get there asap quoting code VD1398 or syphil1345 you get the idea.
5)if she has a car natural live yogurt will strip the paint
6)sheets of gelatin over the locks of her room is a goodun fucks the lock a treat.

PM me for thermite recipe lol jk

Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime

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2009-03-01 17:27:39

#21

GateKeeper{NL}: Member; +142|6384

spread these pic's on 4chan.

her life is over.

she will be photoshoped raped

Last edited by GateKeeper{NL} (2009-03-01 17:28:04)

2009-03-01 17:28:13

#22

Roc18: `; +655|5806|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

GateKeeper{NL} wrote:
only this internet page justifies this blob of female,

http://oncyclopedia.net/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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2009-03-01 17:29:59

#23

Monkey Spanker: Show it to the nice monkey.; +284|6267|England

https://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/smuder201/the_harpoons.jpg

Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime

2009-03-01 17:31:30

#24

GateKeeper{NL}: Member; +142|6384

Sorry Harpoons only work on flying sharks, were talking about

https://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/flying-tanks-500x400.jpg

Last edited by GateKeeper{NL} (2009-03-01 17:31:43)

2009-03-01 17:31:40

#25

Whiplash: Future Aviator; +40|5796|Central Texas

OMFG did you have to post those pictures. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

If there's a fan in the rooms you should put baby powder on it.

Last edited by Whiplash (2009-03-01 17:32:59)

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