BRACE YOURSELF

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When your apartment gets to this point, I wonder if you even bother shitting in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter. The moment you feel a dump coming on, do you just drop your pants, squat down and start squeezing no matter where you are in the apartment? I'm also assuming you don't wipe if you're willing to live in this, too. According to Houston-Imports.com:

    This has nothing to do with the Hurricane. We had a resident who had an outstanding balance for over a month and no one could get ahold of her. The Bookkeeper went inside after so many tries to leave a note and this is what we found.

    The pictures do NO justice. There is suppose to be 2 cats living here but we cant find them (we think they're dead somewhere inside the apartment-we contacted the SPCA). The place REEKS to say the least, i gagged non stop.


Apparently all  she ate was Whataburger  and pizza...... Just wondering why the spray bottle of cleaner was located on the side of the tub... ? Nice!

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Parker
isteal
+1,452|6392|The Gem Saloon
man i miss whataburger.




also, check out freezers room before he cleaned it.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6105|Birmingham, UK
omg...

look at the toilet ones...
Beduin
Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid
+510|5748|شمال
I don't believe
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6347|Belfast
i cried looking at those
bennisboy
Member
+829|6644|Poundland
wow, I thought I was messy!
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6386|New York
Oh my god. I'm so glad I didn't enter that place, because I probably would have thrown up, not that you would be able to notice that I did.

HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THAT?!
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6536|Long Island, New York
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/houston_mess_apartment_slob_disgusting_14.jpg
Holy cancer, Batman!
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6566|NYC / Hamburg

could be worse
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|5682|SQUID
Holy shit, she must have been xbawks hueg.
Rohirm
Fear is a Leash
+85|6170|New Austin, Not
My god, that washroom is a fucking disease breeding ground.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6491|N. Ireland

Parker wrote:

also, check out freezers room before he cleaned it.
lol'd

And that apartment is amazingly unclean. Thank goodness we can't smell things via the internet.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6619|London, England
The first picture, It doesn't look THAT bad. As in, it's just a lot of garbage. But I'm thinking "the walls are clean, in fact everything looks pretty clean except for the trash, even the trash doesn't look that dirty" if you get me.


Then I see the other pictures, particularly the "bathroom" and "kitchen" ones. I almost fucking gagged.


Speaking of Freezer, remember he told us he wouldn't let his room get dirty again? And we made him periodically post pictures to prove he kept his room clean?


Freezer, time for an update mofugga

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2008-11-19 09:09:44)

wensleydale8
Member
+81|6767|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire
Freezer we have found you a challenger.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6691
A woman lived there apparently. How did she do... anything?

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-11-19 09:18:07)

pndragon26
Member
+23|6684
wow... thanks for the pics. I now do not feel the need to clean my apartment tonight!
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6284|eng
I was almost sick in my mouth.
#rekt
MetalMaiden
Girls>Boys
+80|6584|Hoosier Mama
I bet she plays WoW.
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|6734|Salt Lake City

They say they hadn't been able to contact her.  I wouldn't be surprised if they find her amongst the trash with her cats.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6669|UK
wow even the toilet took a shit.

why are the cigs half smoken?

hey at least he (its defo gotta be a he) irons.

Last edited by m3thod (2008-11-19 09:39:33)

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
JoshP
Banned
+176|5687|Notts, UK

bennisboy wrote:

wow, I thought I was messy!
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6575|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

henno13 wrote:

i cried looking at those
So have i, it must be a setup of some sort, you just cant live in that, youll get some kind of disease no? I mean...damn, this shit is fucked up.

And yeah, the toilet one are the worst, as OP said, you'd better just squat there and squeeze one out where you stand at this point.
El Beardo
steel woolly mammoth
+150|5718|Gulf Coast

Soooooo you're saying i can't get my room deposit back?
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6564|England

Disgusting. I mean....how...

Fuck.

MetalMaiden wrote:

I bet she plays WoW.
lol'd
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6128|Carnoustie MASSIF
Someone link me to a pic of Freezer's room

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