[TF2] Achievements as they should have been. Aka Make your own.

2008-09-01 05:59:18

#1

Spidery_Yoda: Member; +399|6487

Someone on the Steam forums made an Achievement Generator. Well. Not much else to say. Have fun

Some of mine so far.

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It%27s%20more%20fun%20this%20way&b=Encourage%20your%20entire%20team%20to%20go%20%27Civilian%20Heavy%27&c=u&e=714&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Fair?%20Life%20isn%27t%20fair.&b=Get%20killed%203%20seconds%20upon%20leaving%20a%20teleporter&c=u&e=0&f=2

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=MEDIC!&b=Switch%20to%20Medic%201,000,000%20times%20because%20nobody%20else%20on%20your%20team%20will.&c=999999&d=1000000&e=338&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Bow%20Down&b=Kill%20an%20enemy%20with%20the%20Medic%27s%20bow%20taunt&c=u&e=728&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=M...%20Medic?&b=As%20a%20Heavy%20let%20your%20Medic%20die%20by%20ignoring%20his%20cries%20for%20help%20and%20spies.&c=u&e=1407&f=2

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=First%20come%20first%20served&b=When%20you%20and%20your%20Medic%20are%20on%20fire,%20take%20the%20avaliable%20healthkits%20so%20he%20dies%20from%20the%20afterburn.&c=u&e=717&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It%27s%20cool%20right?&b=Farm%20every%20single%20Achievement%20to%20get%20the%20weapons%20before%20everyone%20else&c=u&e=704&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Lunch%20Time&b=Go%20AFK%20in%20Arena%205v5&c=u&e=725&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Slow%20and%20Steady&b=Walk%20from%20spawn%20to%20the%20front%20lines%20with%20your%20gun%20spun%20up.%20You%20never%20know.&c=u&e=520&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I%20need%20that%20achievement%20though&b=Spend%20an%20entire%20round%20healing%20an%20Engineer&c=u&e=721&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=IMA%20HELPING&b=When%20approaching%20an%20enemy%20Sentry%20nest%20with%2030%20seconds%20left%20on%20the%20clock,%20Uber%20a%20Scout%20to%20try%20and%20get%20that%20achievement&c=u&e=707&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It%27s%20sad%20really&b=Have%20a%20good%20laugh%20at%20the%20enemy%20Spies%20who%20keep%20trying%20to%20sap%20your%20equipment&c=u&e=1102&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Yay%20Underwater%20achievement!&b=Seriously%20what%20is%20the%20point%20of%20these?&c=u&e=516&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Upper%20Body?%20Check.%20Legs..?&b=Slide%20to%20the%20front%20line%20as%20Civilian%20Heavy&c=u&e=534&f=1

Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2008-09-01 14:45:02)

2008-09-01 06:00:12

#2

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6619|dm_maidenhead

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Copycats&b=After%20winning%20a%20round,%20encourage%205%20other%20people%20on%20your%20team%20to%20go%20the%20same%20class%20next%20round.&c=u&e=302&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Carry%20on%20brother&b=While%20cloaked%20as%20a%20spy,%20walk%20into%20another%20cloaked%20spy,%20where%20both%20of%20you%20then%20carry%20on%20without%20trying%20to%20kill%20each%20other.&c=u&e=6&f=2

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The%20gate%20is%20a%20spy&b=Get%205%20kills%20through%20the%20'gap'%20above%20the%20gate%20on%20goldrush%20stage%202%20before%20the%20round%20starts&c=u&e=8&f=2

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I%20need%20achievements&b=Waste%203%20invulnerables%20trying%20to%20get%20Photostroika&c=u&e=521&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Om%20nom%20nom&b=Eat%20a%20sandvich%20even%20though%20you%20have%20a%20medic,%20and%20get%20your%20medic%20killed%20whilst%20eating%20it.&c=u&e=515&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Too%20much%20spare%20time&b=Make%201,000,000%20achievements%20using%20the%20achievement%20generator.&c=8&d=1000000&e=338&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Excuses%20excuses&b=Use%20the%20excuse%20%22I%20was%20on%20the%20phone%22%20after%20being%20killed&c=u&e=726&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=All%20about%20teamwork&b=Work%20with%20another%20spy%20to%20stab%20an%20engineer%20thinking%20he's%20all%20that%20laughing%20at%20your%20sapping%20partner&c=u&e=531&f=1

Last edited by Peter (2008-09-01 06:36:38)

2008-09-01 06:21:18

#3

kptk92: u; +972|6625|tc_london

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You%20Fancy%20Bloody%20Wuss!&b=Kill%2010%20Spies%20with%20your%20Kukri&c=2&d=10&e=531&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Need%20a%20Dispenser%20here&b=Call%20for%20a%20Dispenser%201,000,000%20times&c=453752&d=1000000&e=338&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Mpff%20Mphh!&b=??&c=l&e=323&f=1

Last edited by kptk92 (2008-09-01 06:26:23)

2008-09-01 06:25:43

#4

Brasso: member; +1,549|6847

Peter wrote:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The%20gate%20i … =8&f=2

huh?

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-09-01 06:28:00

#5

Spidery_Yoda: Member; +399|6487

haffeysucks wrote:
Peter wrote:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The%20gate%20i … =8&f=2
huh?

There's a 'gap' above the stage 2 starting gates you can shoot through. A few inches thick. Easiest with Sniper and Soldier.

Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2008-09-01 06:28:23)

2008-09-01 06:38:48

#6

Brasso: member; +1,549|6847

Spidery_Yoda wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:
Peter wrote:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The%20gate%20i … =8&f=2
huh?
There's a 'gap' above the stage 2 starting gates you can shoot through. A few inches thick. Easiest with Sniper and Soldier.

never noticed it

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-09-01 06:38:58)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-09-01 07:12:46

#7

Brasso: member; +1,549|6847

Peter wrote:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=All%20about%20 … 31&f=1

My favorite. A friend and I both spied as Snipers on the enemy battlements. Alltalk was on.

"Hey, this sniper's a spy, let me get him!"
My friend was being beat with the kukri so I had to help him.
*backstab*
"OH HE WAS A SPY TOO! FUCK YOU GUYS!"

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-09-01 07:13:03)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-09-01 08:08:51

#8

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6619|dm_maidenhead

haffeysucks wrote:
Spidery_Yoda wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:

huh?
There's a 'gap' above the stage 2 starting gates you can shoot through. A few inches thick. Easiest with Sniper and Soldier.
never noticed it

It isn't a gap as such.

It's just a piece of terrain you can shoot through.

2008-09-01 08:09:23

#9

Spidery_Yoda: Member; +399|6487

From the Steam forums:

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Link%20broken&b=Figure%20out%20which%20link%20to%20copy%20when%20using%20the%20achievement%20generator&c=l&e=500&f=1

2008-09-01 08:12:01

#10

kptk92: u; +972|6625|tc_london

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Put%20it%20to%20the%20Max&b=You%20never%20know...&c=l&e=1000&f=2

2008-09-01 09:36:25

#11

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6685

https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182/DoctaStrangelove/achphp.png

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2008-09-01 09:37:39)

2008-09-01 10:37:21

#12

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6710|N. Ireland

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Brave%20Hero&b=Die%20in%20front%20of%20a%20teammate%20to%20save%20their%20life&c=u&e=6&f=2

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Hyperactive&b=Kill%2010%20enemies%20and%20taunt%205%20times%20within%202%20minutes&c=u&e=0&f=2

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Big%20Headed&b=As%20a%20Sniper,%20headshot%2010%20enemies%20in%20a%20single%20round&c=u&e=322&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=cdogmn&b=Have%20100%20separate%20accounts%20banned%20at%20BF2s&c=0&d=100&e=10&f=2

Last edited by kylef (2008-09-01 10:39:47)

2008-09-01 10:46:15

#13

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6373|Vancouver | Canada

Peter wrote:

No kidding..

Last edited by DefCon-17 (2008-09-01 10:46:44)

2008-09-01 10:48:15

#14

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6680|cuntshitlake

kylef wrote:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=cdogmn&b=H … 10&f=2

Fucking lol'd. Last thing I expected from those indeed good suggestions for an achievement.

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2008-09-01 10:51:25

#15

`MetaL*: Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.; +45|5972

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=How%20do%20I%20shot%20web?&b=I%20dunno,%20lol&c=u&e=https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n91/jangofett91/webshot.jpg&f=2

2008-09-01 10:56:04

#16

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6680|cuntshitlake

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Facepalm.jpg&b=As%20a%20Scout,%20go%20past%20a%20Heavy%20in%20the%20teleport%20queue.&c=u&e=1104&f=1

Last edited by DeathUnlimited (2008-09-01 10:56:57)

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2008-09-01 11:08:40

#17

Brasso: member; +1,549|6847

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Hey,%20that%27s%20my...&b=Have%2010%20people%20take%20your%20teleporter%20before%20you%20in%20a%20single%20round.&c=10&d=10&e=509&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=lern2lookaroundeveryonceinawhile&b=Get%20killed%2025%20times%20as%20a%20Sniper%20by%20either%20a%20Pyro%27s%20Hadouken%20taunt%20or%20a%20Heavy%27s%20quickdraw.&c=25&d=25&e=302&f=1

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Useless&b=Get%20a%20friend%20to%20be%20a%20Civilian%20with%20you,%20jump%20around%20on%20the%20frontlines%20and%20don%27t%20help%20your%20team%20in%20any%20way,%20shape,%20or%20form.&c=100&d=100&e=6&f=2

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Not%20stealthy&b=Dance%20to%20one%20of%20the%20%22Bonk%22%20remixes%20in%20front%20of%20the%20gates%20before%20the%20round%20starts.&c=22&d=50&e=1210&f=1

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-09-01 11:35:35)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-09-01 11:10:46

#18

kptk92: u; +972|6625|tc_london

https://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Impossible!&b=Win%2020%20Stalemates&c=u&e=1205&f=1

btw haffeysdoitrong hegotitrite

Last edited by kptk92 (2008-09-01 11:11:03)

2008-09-01 11:11:10

#19

Brasso: member; +1,549|6847

kptk92 wrote:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Impossible!&am … 05&f=1

btw haffeysdoitrong hegotitrite

oh yeah?

damn

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-09-01 11:11:23)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-09-01 11:29:37

#20

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6685

https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182/DoctaStrangelove/bonk.png

2008-09-01 11:32:55

#21

Brasso: member; +1,549|6847

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182 … e/bonk.png

oh you should have got that already

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-09-01 11:35:12

#22

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6685

haffeysucks wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182 … e/bonk.png
oh you should have got that already

I would have if it was real.

2008-09-01 11:35:56

#23

Brasso: member; +1,549|6847

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182 … e/bonk.png
oh you should have got that already
I would have if it was real.

and i would have gotten mine above

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-09-01 12:07:51