Uh, so I just walked in on mom fucking a dude.

2008-08-08 17:23:54

#151

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6682

m3thod wrote:
i got a mate who walked in on her dad doing her mother doggy style in the bath.

And freezer i bet you knocked one out straight away didn't you?

Too many good things about this post.

+1

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2008-08-08 18:52:21

#152

SealXo: Member; +309|6747

m3thod wrote:
i got a mate who walked in on her dad doing her mother doggy style in the bath.

And freezer i bet you knocked one out straight away didn't you?

Lol why was she walking into her parents bathroom

2008-08-08 19:11:33

#153

Noobpatty: ʎʇʇɐdqoou; +194|6566|West NY

SealXo wrote:
m3thod wrote:
i got a mate who walked in on her dad doing her mother doggy style in the bath.

And freezer i bet you knocked one out straight away didn't you?
Lol why was she walking into her parents bathroom

Who said there was more than one?

Rofl I'm so sorry freeze.
But really....I hate that kinda thing. Well...I haven't walked into my mom having sex but...hey that's what second stories are for.

2008-08-08 19:25:25

#154

csmag: Member; +92|6659|Canada

"At least you didin't walk in on just one of your parents" -Milhouse, The Simpsons.

2008-08-08 22:44:16

#155

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6925|Purplicious Wisconsin

Mavik wrote:
War Man wrote:
Edit: I was referring to doing the thing with young guys
What's wrong with doing it with young guys?

And @Mek-Stizzle: If she is divorced - you think only the man gets to have fun again? Should she rather burn herself on a pyre?

How about neither have the fun *yawn*. Anyway I am not going to post in this thread again(hopefully).

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-08-09 00:59:56

#156

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6484

1.record your mom gettin boned
2.upload it to granny porn sites
3.get paid to do so
4.use the money to get laid with a hooker
5.????
6.[s]profit[\s] aids

2008-08-09 01:03:34

#157

Ecilop Murof: I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..; +167|5991|loves Stimey <3 |

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
1.record your mom gettin boned
2.upload it to granny porn sites
3.get paid to do so
4.use the money to get laid with a hooker
5.????
6.[s]profit[\s] aids

That was so funny I almost laughed.

2008-08-09 01:53:34

#158

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6685|6 6 4 oh, I forget

War Man wrote:
Mavik wrote:
War Man wrote:
Edit: I was referring to doing the thing with young guys
What's wrong with doing it with young guys?

And @Mek-Stizzle: If she is divorced - you think only the man gets to have fun again? Should she rather burn herself on a pyre?
How about neither have the fun *yawn*. Anyway I am not going to post in this thread again(hopefully).

Who are you to decide who has fun?

2008-08-09 04:35:58

#159

dtacs: say that 2 my face fucker not online; +126|6046|Australia

Mavik wrote:
Acreta wrote:
why make threads about this on bf2s im amazed its not closed as it adds no benefit at all here....
If you do not like the topic... or this sub-forum... why do you not stay up there in all these Battlefield sub-forums?

This is "Everything Else", can you spell everything? E - V - E - R - Y - T - H - I - N - G - EVERYTHING!!!

so you think if i made a thread about my dad fucking a guy and i didn't know he was gay and i joined in, would that be appropriate?

speaking of which, that didn't happen.

no really, it didnt.

2008-08-09 04:54:41

#160

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6705|N. Ireland

I don't normally do this, but this thread is very much

https://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/r3v3r3nd_album/fail1.jpg

I don't think asking a bunch of guys on the web what to do will choose your decision for you. Either talk to her or don't talk to her - don't ask people here ... as you can see from the very intelligent responses (much like my own)

2008-08-09 05:09:57

#161

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6701|Gogledd Cymru

I think it's funny that in the advice Kyle gives, he tells him not to listen to the advice you receive from guys on the internet.

2008-08-09 05:18:01

#162

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6705|N. Ireland

The Sheriff wrote:
I think it's funny that in the advice Kyle gives, he tells him not to listen to the advice you receive from guys on the internet.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9eF3TfNMTDg/Rw9P1xy8AMI/AAAAAAAAHYk/CM-HTmogMCs/s1600/motivational_poster_irony.jpg

2008-08-09 10:02:43

#163

Mavik: Member; +22|5988|Germany

Acreta wrote:
Mavik wrote:
Acreta wrote:
why make threads about this on bf2s im amazed its not closed as it adds no benefit at all here....
If you do not like the topic... or this sub-forum... why do you not stay up there in all these Battlefield sub-forums?

This is "Everything Else", can you spell everything? E - V - E - R - Y - T - H - I - N - G - EVERYTHING!!!
so you think if i made a thread about my dad fucking a guy and i didn't know he was gay and i joined in, would that be appropriate?

speaking of which, that didn't happen.

no really, it didnt.

Regarding the first part: If it were posted in the EE sub-forum, sure. Under Tech I would object.
Regarding the last part: Dunno the policy on incest stories on this forum...

Sure, it didn't.

Yeah, sure.

2008-08-09 10:13:39

#164

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6813|132 and Bush

Reciprocity wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
50 is the new 40
and this is what 40 looks like now.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q82/ … slide4.jpg
Olympic super-milf Dara Torres

Apparently the new 40 looks like photoshop.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2008-08-09 10:19:32

#165

GR34: Member; +215|6757|ALBERTA> CANADA

I used to have this when we moved into are new house. SO I moved to the Basement that way I dont have to go any were near them

2008-08-14 11:11:35

#166

Mavik: Member; +22|5988|Germany

Should have seen this one earlier! ^^

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/2 … t-r-u-doin

Last edited by Mavik (2008-08-14 11:12:12)

2008-08-14 11:46:18

#167

']['error.V2: Om nom nom nom; +48|6025

Let that be a leason for you: always close the fucking door when you're doing a girl. or a man in your case, or non at all j/k

2008-08-14 12:04:10

#168

Defiance: Member; +438|6883

Stop making stupid threads would be a good place to start.

2008-08-14 12:07:45

#169

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|5962|شمال

wtf? why post about it>?

الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic

2008-08-14 12:08:42

#170

kptk92: u; +972|6620|tc_london

Freezer, look, dude, I am sooooo sorry you walked into that.

Next time I'll invite her to my place instead.

2008-08-14 12:31:16

#171

{B-T}<babacanosh>: Member; +31|6814

your gonno have a step bro now, thats 20 years younger....

2008-08-14 14:39:06

#172

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6790|Columbus, OH

{B-T}<babacanosh> wrote:
your gonno have a step bro now, thats 20 years younger....

agree and the reason for this thread is he is not looking forward in changing his baby bro diapers. You will have to post a new thread that your mom is prego and how she told you.

2008-08-14 16:11:22

#173

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6925|Purplicious Wisconsin

Poseidon wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.

Needed to be said.
Dude... She's 50.
50 is the new 40

If 50 is the new 40, 40 is the new 30, and 30 is the new 20, what is 20?

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-08-14 16:13:08

#174

A W S M F O X R O X: Banned; +55|5983|A W S M F O X

War Man wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:

Dude... She's 50.
50 is the new 40
If 50 is the new 40, 40 is the new 30, and 30 is the new 20, what is 20?

20.

2008-08-14 16:13:23

#175

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6779|NYC / Hamburg

War Man wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:

Dude... She's 50.
50 is the new 40
If 50 is the new 40, 40 is the new 30, and 30 is the new 20, what is 20?

20 is the new 10. Fuck yeah!

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