Put a microchip in your penis

2008-06-23 13:40:27

#1

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6635

If you've ever worried about the environmental impact of all those discarded latex condoms, this might be the super-futuristic invention for you! Australian scientists have apparently figured out how to insert a microchip in the vas deferens (that's the part of the male equipment that delivers semen), and when the man is about to have sex, he can press "pause" on a device that sends RF waves to his intimate microchip. The chip translates the waves into acoustic waves, which then cause the chip to expand, blocking sperm from coming out.

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2008-06-23 13:41:48

#2

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6639

No way would I trust that. What if it ran out of batteries or something?

2008-06-23 13:41:57

#3

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6484|N. Ireland

Sounds like an electro-sectamy!

2008-06-23 13:42:50

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6611|London, England

kylef wrote:
Sounds like an electro-sectamy!

https://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/IrishManX/facepalm/facepalm.jpg

Good one

2008-06-23 13:43:15

#5

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6635

ghettoperson wrote:
No way would I trust that. What if it ran out of batteries or something?

hahaha then they would have to make one that runs on sun light

2008-06-23 13:43:49

#6

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6568|Columbus, OH

RF in close prox to my nads....no way....I don't even put my cellphone close to my junk.

2008-06-23 13:44:05

#7

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6663|Colorado

They aren't touching my penis unless I'm well paid.

2008-06-23 13:45:12

#8

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6707|Riva, MD

blademaster wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
No way would I trust that. What if it ran out of batteries or something?
hahaha then they would have to make one that runs on sun light

"It's okay officer, I was just recharging my anti-pregnancy penis chip."

2008-06-23 14:02:00

#9

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6513|...

for some people who have a micro sized penis, this would give length and girth.

2008-06-23 14:03:40

#10

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6697|67.222.138.85

Wouldn't that be...painful?

2008-06-23 14:04:47

#11

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6480|Gogledd Cymru

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Wouldn't that be...painful?

Depends how big your sperm tubes are

2008-06-23 14:04:54

#12

i g: Banned; +876|5854|GA

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Wouldn't that be...painful?

https://www.healthcentral.com/common/images/w/WTS05400_106033_5.JPG

2008-06-23 14:05:46

#13

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6263

I wont insert ANYTHING in my penis.

2008-06-23 14:12:03

#14

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6139|San Antonio, Texas

The Sheriff wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Wouldn't that be...painful?
Depends how big your sperm tubes are

Good lord, they measure everything nowadays.

Sounds wrong. That's a man's domain that you do not mess with.

2008-06-23 14:27:12

#15

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6833|Alberta, Canada

What about STDs?

2008-06-23 14:29:15

#16

GateKeeper{NL}: Member; +142|6359

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
kylef wrote:
Sounds like an electro-sectamy!
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff17 … cepalm.jpg

Good one

"fall's of chair"

2008-06-23 14:31:43

#17

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6635

Cyrax-Sektor wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Wouldn't that be...painful?
Depends how big your sperm tubes are
Good lord, they measure everything nowadays.

Sounds wrong. That's a man's domain that you do not mess with.

hahaha I agree but who knows what they will come up with next.

2008-06-23 15:13:17

#18

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6277|eng

In other news, has anyone seen that video of the bloke having a dildo rammed down his dick, and it was actually real?

Is related.

#rekt

2008-06-23 15:17:23

#19

bennisboy: Member; +829|6637|Poundland

Surely its bad that it stops semen coming out when its meant to?

2008-06-23 15:17:57

#20

Sgt._Eraser74: Upper Decker Expert; +54|6553

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
I wont insert ANYTHING in my penis.

But you would insert your penis in ANYTHING.

2008-06-23 15:43:19

#21

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6662|UK

Sgt._Eraser74 wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
I wont insert ANYTHING in my penis.
But you would insert your penis in ANYTHING.

sure if it has a pulse.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-06-23 15:44:39

#22

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6662|UK

bennisboy wrote:
Surely its bad that it stops semen coming out when its meant to?

look up vasectomy...

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-06-23 15:49:08

#23

bennisboy: Member; +829|6637|Poundland

m3thod wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Surely its bad that it stops semen coming out when its meant to?
look up vasectomy...

That disconnects the tubes, not block them. Maybe you should look it up

2008-06-23 15:56:51

#24

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6398|Somersetshire

bennisboy wrote:
m3thod wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Surely its bad that it stops semen coming out when its meant to?
look up vasectomy...
That disconnects the tubes, not block them. Maybe you should look it up

dis-connecting them still means there is seamen which can't go anywhere

2008-06-23 15:59:20

#25

bennisboy: Member; +829|6637|Poundland

Tehremos wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
m3thod wrote:

look up vasectomy...
That disconnects the tubes, not block them. Maybe you should look it up
dis-connecting them still means there is seamen which can't go anywhere

But it doesnt enter the tube.
This sounds like it would just stop in the tubes, not too hygenic

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