Patch 1.5 nightmares

2008-06-22 11:38:34

#1

san4: The Mas; +311|6690|NYC, a place to live

Like many people, I am eager to see a new patch for BF2. There are many bugs that could be fixed and tweaks that would make the game a little better. But we're dealing with EA here. No matter how many things they fix, they will also screw something up.

So what's the stupidest, most bonehead change EA could make with patch 1.5?

Shrink the J-10's hitbox even more? Make the no-squads bug happen all the time? My personal favorite: nerf the knife so it takes 4 stabs to kill a person. These things would make people scream with frustration!

Anyone have ideas for other amazingly stupid things EA could change in the next patch?

2008-06-22 11:39:39

#2

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6563|Southampton, UK

Nothing.

The game sucks as it is.

Actually an idea: Allow hacks.

2008-06-22 11:41:20

#3

steelie34: pub hero!; +603|6383|the land of bourbon

naightknifar wrote:
Actually an idea: Allow hacks.

did they ever actually stop them?

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36e1d9e36ae924048a933db90fb05bb247fe315e.png

2008-06-22 11:41:40

#4

3lmo: Don't Hassel the Hoff; +345|6305|The | Netherlands

naightknifar wrote:
Nothing.

The game sucks as it is.

Actually an idea: Allow hacks.

how the fuck can you say that with only 18 hours on sf and nothing on ef/af.

it's a complete different world

2008-06-22 11:41:57

#5

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6709|67.222.138.85

1.3 style crashes

2008-06-22 11:44:29

#6

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6563|Southampton, UK

3lmo wrote:
naightknifar wrote:
Nothing.

The game sucks as it is.

Actually an idea: Allow hacks.
how the fuck can you say that with only 18 hours on sf and nothing on ef/af.

it's a complete different world

Sorry mum.

2008-06-22 11:56:32

#7

_Dominiko_PL: TITS or gtfo.; +97|6523|Polish state of EU

naightknifar wrote:
Nothing.

The game sucks as it is.

Actually an idea: Allow hacks.

no, its just you

2008-06-22 12:04:43

#8

GateKeeper{NL}: Member; +142|6371

ingame ads (i would allow it in return for good fixes .etc)

2008-06-22 12:10:39

#9

hiberNative: 7.62x54R; +21|5796|sweden

patch that improves stuff that's irrelevant as fuck:
- accurate highway tampa stats
- more settings on server side
- minor graphical glitches fixed (although i would like the long distance texture flickering to get fixed)
- iron gator floor glitch removed
i hope they make this patch worthwhile...

2008-06-22 12:13:34

#10

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6314

steelie34 wrote:
naightknifar wrote:
Actually an idea: Allow hacks.
did they ever actually stop them?

I bet they're paying punkbuster to do a shitty job so they get more money from hackers buying multiple CDs.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-06-22 12:25:55

#11

Miniman7474: Banned.; +30|6201|Daqing Oilfields?

ebug9 wrote:
steelie34 wrote:
naightknifar wrote:
Actually an idea: Allow hacks.
did they ever actually stop them?
I bet they're paying punkbuster to do a shitty job so they get more money from hackers buying multiple CDs.

From what I've heard, they steal them, so technically they lose money.

2008-06-22 12:27:28

#12

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6345|tropical regions of london

I wsh playing this game was still fun for me

2008-06-22 12:29:56

#13

FlemishHCmaniac: Member; +147|6414|Belgium

Destructable carriers

2008-06-22 12:32:29

#14

firebolt5: Member; +114|6157

FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Destructable carriers

Yeah... Right...

2008-06-22 12:34:06

#15

FlemishHCmaniac: Member; +147|6414|Belgium

OP wrote:
So what's the stupidest, most bonehead change EA could make with patch 1.5?

firebolt5 wrote:
FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Destructable carriers
Yeah... Right...

So why did you feel the need to post that? My post makes sense as it actually is related to the op.

2008-06-22 12:48:06

#16

Canuckboi: Member; +1|6119|Vancouver, Canada

san4 wrote:
My personal favorite: nerf the knife so it takes 4 stabs to kill a person. These things would make people scream with frustration!

Anyone have ideas for other amazingly stupid things EA could change in the next patch?

lol it already does

2008-06-22 13:12:25