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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.
The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians from:
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them."
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.
The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians from:
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them."
No it wasn't, I mean wasn't it called 24 b/c it was soposto be a 24 hour show, Each episodes lasts 1 hour so thats 24 episodes? How many episodes have there been? It should be call 7 days or 168 hours not 24????Polux wrote:
I hope that this is a jokeMDFSpacePhantom wrote:
Why is this show called 24????
Why is this show called 24????
Your WelCome....
Nice I will try to be on, on Sunday at 9pm pacific time, But I need the severs IP. Thanks....
Was it me or did the monster look a little like the monsters from, Resistance: Fall Of Man????
Here you go....
I'll see what I can come up with....
Is this server still running????
If I lose all my karma its cool with me, I only got it for all the SiGs I made....
Thanks....Master* wrote:
plottedMDFSpacePhantom wrote:
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8/10 It would have gotten a 10 but the text needs work....
Gay I'm not, LMAO that was great....
LMAO, I read it on my cell phone to day at work....
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(Forum Name) MDFSpacePhantom
(Description) The Ghetto
(Forum Name) MDFSpacePhantom
(Description) The Ghetto
On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car.
Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf.
He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said "I am not happy"
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
That's how the fight started..
Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf.
He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said "I am not happy"
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
That's how the fight started..
Thanks....
4 Sorry but I don't like it....
I had to make a new one b/c my old one was over the size limits....
I had to make a new one b/c my old one was over the size limits....
Here are some of my new ones, some of them I made for other peole....
7/10 b/c its so true....
Yeah man I'll do it when I get back from work in 10 hours....
Sorry guys I've been working some crazy hours....
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Thanks man that MotorStorm SiG was my first stork SiG I ever made....scottomus0 wrote:
I really need to get back into sig making.
The dakar rally one, for ps3 - forgot name is amazing in my eyes.
Some of the best work ive seen.
I haven't been here to reply to him....Entertayner wrote:
Nobody had posted in this thread for a week and then you pop up with a "Thanks man..."
What are you talking about????Entertayner wrote:
Shameless bump alert!! Zomgz.
Thanks man....Zimmer wrote:
NO....they....are....NOT.KillahStyle wrote:
You're a light effect whore, eh? *cough*Omnideath's sigs are better*cough*
SpacePhantoms are so much better. I thought you had an eye for good sigs....
Maybe I was wrong.
Sig 13 has my vote, I'm just voting on one....
I see what I can come up with, for this one....
Nice work man and welcome to the B.F.2.s....
You have some thing brown on your nose. & FYI these are some of my newest SiGs not all of my SiGs have the light effect....KillahStyle wrote:
You're a light effect whore, eh? *cough*Omnideath's sigs are better*cough*
Who puts an M????Sarrk wrote:
Why do you spell sig like MiG? For christ sake, L2English
Thanks for that comment but I like making my SiGs I like, I'm not going to make the an other way just to make people happy....
Cool thanks for the tip....
Great work man the SpiderMan ones are great....
Thanks yeah I really suck at text, I try & try but I can't get it....Zimmer wrote:
They are showing off their work. Is that okay with you?
Your effects and brushing is excellent. Just one little niggle... Text.
Only your first, the purple one, sig suits the text.
All the other sigs, the text is either too hard; draws your eyes away from the focal point; badly chosen; badly positioned... you get the point.
Text is an important feature in a sig.
best one there?
1st one, or god of war 2 one.
Very nice work man that Yoshi one kicks ass....
I have one but this is my SiG Gallery, I just put some info up there so is some one wants me to make them a SiG. I didn't see you asking every one else about theres....
If you would like me to make you one, just post what you want here.
Size:
Font:
and what name you want on it:
I work best with renders, So if you need some look here.
gamerenders
planetrenders
FONTs
dafont
Here are some of my Battlefield 2142 SiG
Size:
Font:
and what name you want on it:
I work best with renders, So if you need some look here.
gamerenders
planetrenders
FONTs
dafont
Here are some of my Battlefield 2142 SiG
Wha5t happened here????
I'm not thinking about 2vs14, I'm talking about this one and 9 VS 1. SiG 1 should have won that one....
I have see some thing in these SiG battles, that in 50 % of these SiG battles the SiG the should winning is not like in this on 12 should be winning but it's not. Why? & no it's not mine....
Thats nasty....
Welcome to the forum & I'm an American and I got to say I game with an Australian in a game called SFC3. Him and I gamer buddies. Australians are great people in my book....
Hahaha that was a good one....
They both have....Toilet Sex wrote:
14 has been done 14,000,000,000 times before.
I know what you mean....FFLink13 wrote:
12 should be owning! What is wrong with you people? Can you not tell decency?
Bah, what's the point...
Dam man, those were some insane shots....