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I love the one with Mr. Jefferson the most, but I also like "Make love not Warcraft", "Manbearpig" and the one where Mr.Mackey found the "fudge dragon" or "mud monkey" in the urinal..
I laughed endlesslyHurricaИe wrote:
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I laughed at the president and the cat one sad
Haha.. But orange to the eye = pain..Home wrote:
Lol, I had a good one the other day.
My friend was peeling an orange, and then he kind of shuddered and went "Gah, it squirted right into my eye" and I said "That's what she said".
Is it the head coming out of waterfall that looks creepy or the snake dinosaur looking thing on middle right closest to waterfall behind rocks?
In girl one if you look at the left window from an up view you see a bear face
Or is it that penis looking shape in girls undies?
And
There is two in this one!
In girl one if you look at the left window from an up view you see a bear face
Or is it that penis looking shape in girls undies?
And
There is two in this one!
Yeah, all of Explosm.net's comics are gold...Kamikaze17 wrote:
hahahah that is one of my favorite comics. when i first saw that i couldnt stop laughing for a lonng time.FunKYPenGuin wrote:
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Never seen it.
He sounds like my bloody grandma when she is high on crack..
I was walking around the shops with some friends and some mother was calling for her son Alice, now, it ain't a wierd name but seriously, that is not a nice name to give to your son, man I wouldn't want to go to school with that name, even though I get shit for having one of my middle names as "Leslie", it is after my grandpa..
My full name is Matthew Paul Leslie Ryman...
My full name is Matthew Paul Leslie Ryman...
My mum was born in Iowa and my grandparents live there, and my dad went to New York and first night he was there he went to Burger King and got shot...
New York is like a perfect place to go, if your thinking about killing yourself though...
Lucky my dad survived...
So,
New York:
Iowa:
New York is like a perfect place to go, if your thinking about killing yourself though...
Lucky my dad survived...
So,
New York:
Iowa:
Only had breakfast so far, but I had a cereal called Crunchola!
Suppose to be something you put on top of other cereals but man, it is good plain! And healthy!
Suppose to be something you put on top of other cereals but man, it is good plain! And healthy!
Man your either training to be a big beefy pro wrestler, or just a sumo.... The protein just to keep your flab nice and firm... Lol I kid, I kid...AllmightyOz wrote:
6 am - 4 eggs, half package of bacon
10 am - 2 eggs, raw
12 pm - 2 venison hamburgers with cheese and ray's bbq sauce
4 pm - Mass XXX protein, naNO vapor blueberry, cellmass
7 pm - 4 slices of Little Caesar's Pizza, worst pizza of all time but only $5 for a large 1 topping. Crazy bread.
8 45 pm - Mass XX
Ewww, I feel like squishing that bug!!!
When I had my old phone and Camera phones were sweeping the world, I was jealous, so I decided to make my phone a camera phone:
Courtesy of Google Images.
Courtesy of Google Images.
LG Chocolate
Lol, funny, I will post some if I see some!
Got to go with Alpha.
I love Scary Movie 3...
I love Scary Movie 3...
<3Miguel Diaz wrote:
Penguins
plus 1 karmas for you <3
for saying penguins <3
+ jail birds don't fly...
Reaper, I feel sorry for him TBH!
Sam <3
Tetrino!
Made me laugh!!
And he trained dancing penguins! <3
Made me laugh!!
And he trained dancing penguins! <3
Well.... Yours looks good, I have an ViewSonic widescreen and it is bloody fantastic...KILLSWITCH wrote:
I think I'm going to go and buy a new TV tomorrow and currently the Samsung LE40N87BD is my favoured choice.
I've done a little research but am not hugely knowledgeable about HDTV's so thought I would ask your opinion on the aforementioned TV, and what to look out for when buying an HDTV.
Also what TV's do you guys have and what do you think of em'?
Edit: Full specs here.
Just wait until yourgrass grows same height as it (if in your backyard) then when you or someone mows the grass, it will be chopped up into the mower.. If it is still wet you have a pretty high chance of being sprayed with shit... Maybe...Magpie wrote:
God I hate picking dog shit up..........
Nothing happened to me.. Looked cool though...
Batman movies are awesome!
Thanks for sharing the video.
Thanks for sharing the video.
Nice Photoshop work
The world would be a scary place.Im_Dooomed wrote:
What if life is as fragile as that paper O_o
Haha, I've watched it over alot and still haven't got over it...
Glad you like...
Glad you like...
Lyrics are at the bottom of the post, enojy :
Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you no its true
that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too
Mother effin suffrage!
You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,
but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.
Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,
cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
3.14 apple pi,
i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.
and by "it" i mean contact lense
3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.
George bush wont he jsut yell and rant
but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT
I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.
We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.
the taste of my weiner! (snap)
3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.
I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.
dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,
How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...
of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high...
Heres a confession its all about me,
Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.
Here come the puns.
All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.
I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife.
Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.
I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.
big finale...
you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,
Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.
Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.
you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.
apple pi
Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you no its true
that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too
Mother effin suffrage!
You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,
but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.
Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,
cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
3.14 apple pi,
i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.
and by "it" i mean contact lense
3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.
George bush wont he jsut yell and rant
but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT
I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.
We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.
the taste of my weiner! (snap)
3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.
I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.
dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,
How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...
of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high...
Heres a confession its all about me,
Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.
Here come the puns.
All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.
I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife.
Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.
I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.
big finale...
you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,
Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.
Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.
you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.
apple pi
Ok, these are some of the funniest cartoons I have watched on YouTube.
Random and Hilarious.
Enjoy:
Random and Hilarious.
Enjoy:
You are my gawd!!!
God called in sick today - AFI
I guess so, because it ruins the purpose of the thread of "serious talk"..
Nice! Haha, funny as. I am jelous of your karma Ollie my friend. I on a measly 14
Ah, touch!FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Someone who has been here 841 days longer than you. Who are you?FunKYPenGuin wrote:
Who are you?TheMajorBummer wrote:
TheMajorBummer is no more..
died by a overdose of humor.
WAR stinks! and also everything that's making money with it..
Oh and who Karma me?? Message just said <3
Do you think there is? because I don't.
Who are you?TheMajorBummer wrote:
TheMajorBummer is no more..
died by a overdose of humor.
WAR stinks! and also everything that's making money with it..
UAV over the big bunch of people who are in the battle and just spot the few with the people capturing flags is what I do.
Haha, yeah no morals for the win!Sarrk wrote:
30. Fuck yeah!
Having no morals really comes in handy, I gouge so many of these little fuckers in the face. But I believe they forgot to factor in the largest attack ever, psychology. I'd just use a mass effect attack and be all liek "LOLZ IMMA DESTROY YO' HEAD WITH PAINFUL TRUTHS."
You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.
Wow.. I think I win..
Wow.. I think I win..
You think I would do a thing like this?
I am almost 6 foot tall, is that tall enough?
Is there a reason why I wouldn't?
Do you have a reason why you shouldn't?
We all know I am a noob?Ollie wrote:
We all agree that karma begging is for noobs?