"What fucking iceberg?" - Captain of the Titanic
"The universe is so vast and ageless that the life of one man can only be measured by the size of his sacrifice." -VA Rosewarne, RAF
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Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, i'd poison your tea."
Winston Churchill: "Madam, If i were your husband, I'd drink it!"
and some for cricket fans
After beating the bat on a number of occasions Shaun Pollock told Ricky Ponting, “It’s red, its round and weighs about 5 ounces.” Ponting hit the next ball out of the ground. He jibed, “You know what it looks like, go and find it.” This sledge has also been attributed to Viv Richards in an '80's English County game.
During the 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed Miandad commented that Merv Hughes looked like a fat bus conductor. Big Merv dismissed the Pakistani soon after, running passed the batsman yelling, “Tickets please!”
Winston Churchill: "Madam, If i were your husband, I'd drink it!"
and some for cricket fans
After beating the bat on a number of occasions Shaun Pollock told Ricky Ponting, “It’s red, its round and weighs about 5 ounces.” Ponting hit the next ball out of the ground. He jibed, “You know what it looks like, go and find it.” This sledge has also been attributed to Viv Richards in an '80's English County game.
During the 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed Miandad commented that Merv Hughes looked like a fat bus conductor. Big Merv dismissed the Pakistani soon after, running passed the batsman yelling, “Tickets please!”
This one I made up, lemme know what you think:
"If you are beating a dead horse, do it right".
"If you are beating a dead horse, do it right".
"To crush your enemies
To see them driven before you
To hear the lamentations of their women"
- Conan, on what is good in life
To see them driven before you
To hear the lamentations of their women"
- Conan, on what is good in life
"If You Change the Way You Look at Things, the Things You Look at Change."-- Dr. Wayne Dyer
PEace mothafucka
and for the dutch: graag gedaan super de boer
and for the dutch: graag gedaan super de boer
A quote I came up with myself, and actually applies to my life, and probably to many of yours as well;
"Some people find and open the door to life. I, however, broke through the window."
If you're lazy and always trying to find the easy way around things, cheating, etc, then this quote is for you.
"Some people find and open the door to life. I, however, broke through the window."
If you're lazy and always trying to find the easy way around things, cheating, etc, then this quote is for you.
A credo to live by my friends. Some will understand.Kamikaze17 wrote:
"There is tremendous happiness in making others happy,despite our own situations"
Bulletproof.....Bombproof.....Hard as Fuck......Written on the back of my T shirt...Iraq 2004.... Inspired the troops to get the fuck off the belt buckles...
'' i shouldn't be doing this !! this is a f**king maintenance job this is !!''
Jo who i work with in the plating shop. shortly after he nearly rips his hand in half using a drill
Jo who i work with in the plating shop. shortly after he nearly rips his hand in half using a drill
I've always liked that one.Patton wrote:
I'd rather have a good plan now than a perfect plan two weeks from now.
If God didn't want us to eat ANIMALS, he wouldn't have made them out of MEAT...bumper sticker.
Knowledge Is King
Have a look at my sig (winston chrichill)
' If we dont end war, war will end us'- H.G Wells
' If we dont end war, war will end us'- H.G Wells
ut desint vires tamen est laudanda voluntas.
Some of mine:
"Life after death. You mean re-spawn right" - One of my very own.
"As they say in Llandough, chow for now" - Twin Town
"At which point did I give the impression that I actually care"
"Smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast - Rimmer - Red Dwarf
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get nougat" - Susan Death - Hogtfather by Terry Pratchett.
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Opening credits to the movie Trainspotting.
"Life after death. You mean re-spawn right" - One of my very own.
"As they say in Llandough, chow for now" - Twin Town
"At which point did I give the impression that I actually care"
"Smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast - Rimmer - Red Dwarf
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get nougat" - Susan Death - Hogtfather by Terry Pratchett.
"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Opening credits to the movie Trainspotting.
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You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky. ( Amelia Earhart )
Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally. ( Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's )
As soon as folk see my face on the movie screen they know two things: First, I'm not going to get the girl and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over. ( Lee Marvin )
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. ( Ronald Reagan )
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. ( Roseanne Barr )
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. ( Arthur C. Clarke )
If I become president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders." ( George W. Bush )
Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally. ( Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's )
As soon as folk see my face on the movie screen they know two things: First, I'm not going to get the girl and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over. ( Lee Marvin )
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. ( Ronald Reagan )
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. ( Roseanne Barr )
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. ( Arthur C. Clarke )
If I become president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders." ( George W. Bush )
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The nail that stands out,
Always gets hammered.
Always gets hammered.
"Are you stalking me? because that would be super" - Van Wilder
Although the power is lacking, the will is commendablemr.hrundi wrote:
ut desint vires tamen est laudanda voluntas.
One of mine, "It aint aint fucked don't try fixing it".
It applies to rule changes, changes which didnt need doing.
It applies to rule changes, changes which didnt need doing.
one of mine.... "well it worked fine until you fucked with it!!!"
It's easier to give advice than to run ones own life.
When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.
Cree Prophecy
When you were born, you cried
and the world rejoiced.
Live your life
so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
White Elk
Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.
Chief Seattle, 1854
What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.
It is the little shadow which runs across
the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
Crowfoot, Blackfoot warrior and orator 1830 - 1890
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.
Cree Prophecy
When you were born, you cried
and the world rejoiced.
Live your life
so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
White Elk
Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.
Chief Seattle, 1854
What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.
It is the little shadow which runs across
the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
Crowfoot, Blackfoot warrior and orator 1830 - 1890