Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
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So my roommate got really tanked last night, and when he came home he started to hiccup (the sign of the booze coming back out).

In being a good friend I proceeded to take a huge dump in our bathroom, not flush, and put the lid down. The timing was perfect, because as I came out, toothbrush in hand, he was completely unaware until the smell and the splashing of the toilet water with my crap in it came up onto his hands and face.

He was fairly drunk, and didn't realize what was going on, until he told me... "Ugh... something I ate... stinks like shit man...". With blurred vision he couldn't make out what was in the toilet and thus didn't pull his head away. The way he dove to get his face in the bowl was enough to land his nose barely two inches from the water, I'm guessing.
Fenris_GreyClaw
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malarkeycoon
Member
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He is obviously not a seasoned puker. Always puke from a hight so you get it all over the bowl and the floor.

Nice work by the way.
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
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MOTHERFUCKER!! I had the intention of coming into this thread and posting that image! FUCK!
Fenris_GreyClaw
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revenge for that goddamm sig change crap you pulled on me
Sarrk
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I didnt do that on purpose, I just like changing sigs. Lawl
Fenris_GreyClaw
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gotta admit, was f**king hilarious with what i posted i already plussed you for tat too
Varegg
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And what proves this story to be fake ?





































Fancy dont have a room mate, who would possibly bunk with him
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Sarrk
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Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

10/10, reminds me of burning my old army men with a magnifying glass... those were the days...
Loaz.
Fenris_GreyClaw
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Varegg wrote:

And what proves this story to be fake ?

Fancy dont have a room mate, who would possibly bunk with him
Don't worry, it's already de-railed. feel free to post a derail pic whenever you want.
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6625|Brisbane, Australia

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

Varegg wrote:

And what proves this story to be fake ?

Fancy dont have a room mate, who would possibly bunk with him
Don't worry, it's already de-railed. feel free to post a derail pic whenever you want.
Hi Five!
Fenris_GreyClaw
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kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
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what's with you and dumping?
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Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6616

kr@cker wrote:

what's with you and dumping?
What do you mean? Isn't it something everyone has to do once every four days?
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6541

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

kr@cker wrote:

what's with you and dumping?
What do you mean? Isn't it something everyone has to do once every four days?
I think that pretty often. If I see some girl or something, instead of "omgz i w4nt 2 psyber u lol" it's "I wonder if she has poopied yet?"
Negerkungen
I could not care less
+541|6712|Topside

Jesus that was the best thing I've heard today.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6660|Devon, England

Toilet Sex wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

kr@cker wrote:

what's with you and dumping?
What do you mean? Isn't it something everyone has to do once every four days?
I think that pretty often. If I see some girl or something, instead of "omgz i w4nt 2 psyber u lol" it's "I wonder if she has poopied yet?"
what the...
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|6727|Argentina
Why don't you post it here,so all the stories like this one, are in one thread?

Last edited by sergeriver (2006-11-23 09:25:20)

Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
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sergeriver wrote:

Why don't you post it here,so all the stories like this one, are in one thread?
Because that's lame. It completely defeats the purpose of this forum and turns legitimate discussions into one big cluster fuck.
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6616
Interesting...
R3v4n
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Last edited by R3v4n (2006-11-23 17:36:47)

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HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|6652|The Lou
lol, why? fancys stories* are the best.

Last edited by HURLEY (2006-11-23 17:41:48)

R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6456|Melbourne

Yeah, his storys are great.  But the thread detailing will get this thread locked, or it will just die.
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