Ok, post here your gross story, it can't be pasted from internet, this must be real. Don't cross the line please.
My story:
It was the summer of 1997, winter for you in the north. Some friends (about 20) and I organized a bachelor party for my brother. So, we decided to take the guy to a night club and other places of dubious reputation. First, we had an "asado", or barbecue, with some meat cuts I don't know how to translate, burgers and some "chorizos", a kind of hot sausage. Then we went to the night club.
After having a lot of beers, vodka, and different kinds of alcoholic beverages, we were all drunk. My brother was dancing with some chicks as a last meeting with freedom. At one moment he had a very palid face. He comes to us and says "I ain't feeling very well dude, I think the chorizo was bad". He had an empty glass in his hand. One second later he vomited all the floor and the glass as well, filling it with a mix of liquors and floating chorizo pieces. The smell wasn't good at all.
After feeling a bit better, my brother goes and he talks with this girl. He's holding the rotten glass. You may imagine the place was kinda dark. Well, she asks him "What are you drinking?", the son of bitch without thinking it twice says "it's a new beverage they make here", and invents a name, then he goes "do you wanna try some?", and the girl accepts and drinks the vomited chorizo liquor. After a few seconds she says "it's tasty, what has it?, and my brother says "a bit of champagne, vodka, whisky, beer and chorizo". The girl asked "what?", and he told her "I'm kidding" and invented some ingredients. We all were at the floor laughing and not believing what we saw. This story is true, disgusting but true.
My story:
It was the summer of 1997, winter for you in the north. Some friends (about 20) and I organized a bachelor party for my brother. So, we decided to take the guy to a night club and other places of dubious reputation. First, we had an "asado", or barbecue, with some meat cuts I don't know how to translate, burgers and some "chorizos", a kind of hot sausage. Then we went to the night club.
After having a lot of beers, vodka, and different kinds of alcoholic beverages, we were all drunk. My brother was dancing with some chicks as a last meeting with freedom. At one moment he had a very palid face. He comes to us and says "I ain't feeling very well dude, I think the chorizo was bad". He had an empty glass in his hand. One second later he vomited all the floor and the glass as well, filling it with a mix of liquors and floating chorizo pieces. The smell wasn't good at all.
After feeling a bit better, my brother goes and he talks with this girl. He's holding the rotten glass. You may imagine the place was kinda dark. Well, she asks him "What are you drinking?", the son of bitch without thinking it twice says "it's a new beverage they make here", and invents a name, then he goes "do you wanna try some?", and the girl accepts and drinks the vomited chorizo liquor. After a few seconds she says "it's tasty, what has it?, and my brother says "a bit of champagne, vodka, whisky, beer and chorizo". The girl asked "what?", and he told her "I'm kidding" and invented some ingredients. We all were at the floor laughing and not believing what we saw. This story is true, disgusting but true.
