Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6703|The Land of Scott Walker
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11442714/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!  Ohhhhhh.  *catches breathe* hehehehe  Mmmmkay.  AHAHAHAHAHA!
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6904
ZOMG he botched a joke! OH NOESS!!!!

Sadly, the dumbass American public will use that as their only reason for not voting for him. Like that whole "flip-flopper" ordeal.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-11-19 18:20:47)

kilgoretrout
Member
+53|6728|Little Rock, AR

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

ZOMG he botched a joke! OH NOESS!!!!
I'm a liberal and I don't believe his shit about botching a joke.  His joke was just completely tasteless.
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6663|North Carolina
Kerry is just a joke himself.  The Democrats would have to be insane to run him again.  That would be like the Republicans running a third Bush for president....  it's just a bad idea.
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6904

kilgoretrout wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

ZOMG he botched a joke! OH NOESS!!!!
I'm a liberal and I don't believe his shit about botching a joke.  His joke was just completely tasteless.
Then you are naive. What politician in their right mind would publicly say such a thing intentionally? He meant by the joke that if you don't study, etc. you get stuck in Iraq like President Bush. He was attempting to accuse Bush of being an idiot for getting us in this situation, not accuse our soldiers of being stupid. When I saw him deliver this joke so poorly, I rolled my eyes thinking "here we go again". And sure enough, a shit storm followed and it was "John Kerry is a flip-flopper" all over again. That's not saying I'm going to vote for him, though. I'm saying that these stupid-ass catch phrases are becoming tiresome and detract from the real issues. I gaurantee you that in the 2004 election, 99% of the people who voted for Bush couldn't tell you ANYTHING about John Kerry other than "he is a flip-flopper".

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-11-19 19:11:47)

stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6978|California

Great, I get to watch him cry when he loses again.
The_Shipbuilder
Stay the corpse
+261|6759|Los Angeles

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

kilgoretrout wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

ZOMG he botched a joke! OH NOESS!!!!
I'm a liberal and I don't believe his shit about botching a joke.  His joke was just completely tasteless.
Then you are naive. What politician in their right mind would publicly say such a thing intentionally? He meant by the joke that if you don't study, etc. you get stuck in Iraq like President Bush. He was attempting to accuse Bush of being an idiot for getting us in this situation, not accuse our soldiers of being stupid.
Too bad he avoided the draft and didn't actually serve in the military. Thus we KNOW he doesn't support our troops and thinks they are dumb.




Oh wait.

Oh.

Right.

My bad. Kerry's a vet.

Who was it again that dodged Vietnam and then played air force dress-up... it's coming to me...
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6787|Global Command

kilgoretrout wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

ZOMG he botched a joke! OH NOESS!!!!
I'm a liberal and I don't believe his shit about botching a joke.  His joke was just completely tasteless.
It wasn't a joke, that's just the best thing he could come up with to excuse it. John Kerry really believes you would have to be a moron to end up a grunt. He saw early on in his career that grunts get shit on by hack polititans who would rather see them get killed than lose face politically. Real power is in politics.

     This whole thing has become a fiasco in Iraq because of politics. Shitbrains like Kerry spend troops. For all the money that's been spent in Iraq, you can bet that certain things like body armor were argued about by men like him. Appropriations of war materials is done through channels. People have connections, thats why the marine corps is being forced to accept additional body armor for the grunts they don't want. Some asshole senator has a company in his district that makes the armor so goddamnit they are going to get it.
     Likewise, when asshole polititians hate each other, they will be willing to have America lose troops and suffer humiliating defeat; so long as their political enemy doesn't gain.

     That's why we appear to be losing in Iraq, it's   because of assholes like Kerry would rather lose a few thousand troops and have us look like morons than have the republicans look good.

     If America is serious in Iraq, we will double the number of troops and reinstate American direct administration of the country. Completely sweep and disarm everybody and close the fucking border. We can do in Iraq what we can't do in Texas and California which is blow the fuck out of anything living attempting to cross the border. We start over with new elections and try again. We manage and use the oil funds to rebuild and fund our deployment.
     Or we get the fuck out.

Either way John Kerry is irrelevant.
<[onex]>Headstone
Member
+102|6960|New York

The_Shipbuilder wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

kilgoretrout wrote:


I'm a liberal and I don't believe his shit about botching a joke.  His joke was just completely tasteless.
Then you are naive. What politician in their right mind would publicly say such a thing intentionally? He meant by the joke that if you don't study, etc. you get stuck in Iraq like President Bush. He was attempting to accuse Bush of being an idiot for getting us in this situation, not accuse our soldiers of being stupid.
Too bad he avoided the draft and didn't actually serve in the military. Thus we KNOW he doesn't support our troops and thinks they are dumb.




Oh wait.

Oh.

Right.

My bad. Kerry's a vet.

Who was it again that dodged Vietnam and then played air force dress-up... it's coming to me...
And who the fuck was it who Went to Vietnam and filmed his Service to advance his career, Then goes before congress and Shoved a Knife so deep in the backs of ALL american troops by saying thet they were all baby killers and murders? ON MY BAD, I Must be thinking of someone else. Your ass wasnt even probably alive when this shit went down, I sure was and remember it like it were yesterday. His Bullshit made a whole generation get treated like SHIT, while he copped out and went on his political way. I watched 5 of my fathers friends whither away into nothing because of that war, they served because of  there desire to serve there country. then this asshole had the nerve to degrade them? In front of the nation while calling himself a soldier? You and half the kids on this site are just out of your minds. I hope to god i get cancer from smoking frigging soon, because if People here are ANY indication where this world is headding, I hope the hell im dead.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6787|Global Command
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This guy speaks truth. John Kerry is a despicable human being. Words hardly works in describing my hatred for him. And Jane Fonda. Traitors both.
dubbs
Member
+105|6890|Lexington, KY

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

kilgoretrout wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

ZOMG he botched a joke! OH NOESS!!!!
I'm a liberal and I don't believe his shit about botching a joke.  His joke was just completely tasteless.
Then you are naive. What politician in their right mind would publicly say such a thing intentionally? He meant by the joke that if you don't study, etc. you get stuck in Iraq like President Bush. He was attempting to accuse Bush of being an idiot for getting us in this situation, not accuse our soldiers of being stupid. When I saw him deliver this joke so poorly, I rolled my eyes thinking "here we go again". And sure enough, a shit storm followed and it was "John Kerry is a flip-flopper" all over again. That's not saying I'm going to vote for him, though. I'm saying that these stupid-ass catch phrases are becoming tiresome and detract from the real issues. I gaurantee you that in the 2004 election, 99% of the people who voted for Bush couldn't tell you ANYTHING about John Kerry other than "he is a flip-flopper".
Lets see, he supported the Vietnam war, then turned against.  He voted that we go into Iraq, then blamed Bush and the Republicians for it.  Both the Dems and the Rep had the same documents, neither one of them looked at it and researched the facts.  The latest blotched joke, remember his first remarks were "I will not say I am sorry".  Two days later, "I am sorry that the Reps. turned my blotch joke around on me."  (This in not even getting into the fact that his grades were lower in college the Bush's.  So I wonder where the troops would be if he was in office, or does that make his plan even worse the Bushs?)  TBH, when I heard the excuse that he blotched the joke, the first thing that came out of my mouth was it looks like a cover up.   A joke that is that criticial if missed up, you make for sure you say it correctly.  Remember the saying, "The best way to predict the future, is by pass preformance."

I hope that the Dems do not give use a Gore/Clinton/Kerry as options for the pres.  I would like to see someone like Obama, or McCain for the Rep.  These two seem more in line with what America wants, rather then the current Dem and Rep.  I would love to have a person from either party that is more in the "center" then left or right winged.

Last edited by dubbs (2006-11-19 21:29:29)

<[onex]>Headstone
Member
+102|6960|New York

dubbs wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

kilgoretrout wrote:


I'm a liberal and I don't believe his shit about botching a joke.  His joke was just completely tasteless.
Then you are naive. What politician in their right mind would publicly say such a thing intentionally? He meant by the joke that if you don't study, etc. you get stuck in Iraq like President Bush. He was attempting to accuse Bush of being an idiot for getting us in this situation, not accuse our soldiers of being stupid. When I saw him deliver this joke so poorly, I rolled my eyes thinking "here we go again". And sure enough, a shit storm followed and it was "John Kerry is a flip-flopper" all over again. That's not saying I'm going to vote for him, though. I'm saying that these stupid-ass catch phrases are becoming tiresome and detract from the real issues. I gaurantee you that in the 2004 election, 99% of the people who voted for Bush couldn't tell you ANYTHING about John Kerry other than "he is a flip-flopper".
Lets see, he supported the Vietnam war, then turned against.  He voted that we go into Iraq, then blamed Bush and the Republicians for it.  Both the Dems and the Rep had the same documents, neither one of them looked at it and researched the facts.  The latest blotched joke, remember his first remarks were "I will not say I am sorry".  Two days later, "I am sorry that the Reps. turned my blotch joke around on me."  (This in not even getting into the fact that his grades were lower in college the Bush's.  So I wonder where the troops would be if he was in office, or does that make his plan even worse the Bushs?)  TBH, when I heard the excuse that he blotched the joke, the first thing that came out of my mouth was it looks like a cover up.   A joke that is that criticial if missed up, you make for sure you say it correctly.  Remember the saying, "The best way to predict the future, is by pass preformance."

I hope that the Dems do not give use a Gore/Clinton/Kerry as options for the pres.  I would like to see someone like Obama, or McCain for the Rep.  These two seem more in line with what America wants, rather then the current Dem and Rep.  I would love to have a person from either party that is more in the "center" then left or right winged.
You said it right, Botched my eye! Anyone would have corrected that mistake(if it were one) the split second they made it, NOT say im not saying Sorry!.

As for your feelings on who we will have to pick from, Thats a good question. If the dems run the ticket you mentioned, Ill have to pass. I will be looking at Mcain and Rudy, Even though Rudy is a bit on the Liberal side of the Conservative side, He does have some great leadership shillz. Im not baseing this off his performance during 9/11, its based off of his performance as Da Mayor of one of the most badly broken cities in the US. He did a great job in NY, Unlike Clinton. She hasnt dont a single piece of meanningful work since she has been in office. She used NY because of  the easy Dem base, and easy Victory she could achieve here.
13rin
Member
+977|6737

ATG wrote:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This guy speaks truth. John Kerry is a despicable human being. Words hardly works in describing my hatred for him. And Jane Fonda. Traitors both.
“Not in the least. I am looking at it in the same way. The people that I have talked to across the country, my team’s confident and strong. I don’t know what I’ll do."  -John Kerry.

I don't know what I'll do...  Typical
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

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