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Poll

What do you do when you encounter an enemy tank with no visable cover?

Run like hell.17%17% - 39
Think of the funny side and run with your knife out.9%9% - 20
Pull out your M203 and fire a futile shot.4%4% - 10
Call for back up and hope someone caps his ass.4%4% - 9
Hop like mad and throw C4.10%10% - 22
Cry like a n00b over the chat and blame him for "hax"1%1% - 4
Pull out your SRAW and shoot it.14%14% - 31
Die, then respawn as Spec Opps and take him out.18%18% - 40
Shoot like hell with your PKM while screaming.3%3% - 8
Your option.16%16% - 35
Total: 218
2005-12-21 13:47:54
Sgt.Gh0st
Pump-Action Pimp
+16|7086|The Hague, Holland
My Option :
Quickly dive next to the tank and walk at the tanks side untill you spot cover.

Once, a tank whas taking over a flag of mine and I laid right next beside him.
I bet he whas thinking why the hell that flag didnt go down ^^.
2005-12-21 13:56:35
StikeZero
Member
+0|7015
The best thing do do is run at a tank with a C4 out and jump, not throw. This usually scares the hell outta the driver =P
2005-12-21 14:11:20
CrazyCobra
Member
+0|7032
call me a noob... cause mostly i am... but i can never see polls... where are they??.. can somebody help me out....
 
     i like sitting on the top of the turret... usually get shot off by his chronies thou...
2005-12-21 15:16:43
idiotofwar
Jet Rammer
+4|7030|Debris From Space
Again, thanks for all your votes. It's interesting to see how people react to this stuff. I might do another one soon, about helicopters.
2005-12-21 15:26:26
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7146|Alberta, Canada

Far wrote:

I've been playing Medic alot lately (usually SpecOps) so I've been going through the motions of C4'ing with my medic bag out.
Nothing funnier scaring the crap out of a tanker, getting him to hop out, and then you hop in and finish him off.
If only it worked more often than not.
haha i loved your technique! i ought to try it sumtime!

classic.
2005-12-21 15:29:27
beeng
Get C4, here!
+66|7089

my option: gunner load HEAT, fire
2005-12-21 15:37:22
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7078|Noizyland

CRIMS0N_W0LF wrote:

Tyferra wrote:

...It sucks that you can't jump on top of tanks like in BF1942 of BF:V.  The slightest touch from a moving veichle and you're dead.
that got fixed in the last patch.
You're kidding me! That's fucking awesome! how come no-one told me about that before!? Thanks Crimson. I am gonna have so much fun now.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
2005-12-21 15:46:35
TriggerHappy998
just nothing
+387|7151|-

Tyferra wrote:

CRIMS0N_W0LF wrote:

Tyferra wrote:

...It sucks that you can't jump on top of tanks like in BF1942 of BF:V.  The slightest touch from a moving veichle and you're dead.
that got fixed in the last patch.
You're kidding me! That's fucking awesome! how come no-one told me about that before!? Thanks Crimson. I am gonna have so much fun now.
Careful, it's still fairly easy to die on top of a tank, as in if you fall off you might die.
2005-12-21 15:52:43
sandaltube
Member
+0|7084
Unless I'm having a very good day or unless I'm playing AT and the tank is already damaged, I usually die.  I don't usually have good luck blasting armor with C4.  Although it seems like every time I'm in a tank, that's how I die.  I pretty much suck at AT.  I'll get one rocket off, maybe two, then I get spotted and killed.
2005-12-21 16:17:48
tonitsen
Member
+0|7011|Finland

CrazyCobra wrote:

call me a noob... cause mostly i am... but i can never see polls... where are they??.. can somebody help me out....
if you open topic from front page of bf2s you cant see em, go first to forums page and open poll from there...
2005-12-21 16:25:03
Kelesh
Member
+0|7049
Tanks don't work like that.  They're armored on top.  The part where the tank driver sits and the gunner sit are completely separate.  The grenade would, to be sure, all but liquify the gunner, but the driver and the interior would be just fine.
2005-12-21 16:27:32
alizard
Member
+0|7079
If I happen to have a flashbang I use it. If I'm left with my arse hanging in the breeze I'll try to hop on the tank long enuff for someone else to draw his attention so I can make a get away,lol. Usually just die a miserable death though....lol
2005-12-21 16:28:06
||bfa||variable
Member
+0|7007
Get as close as I can. I've chased tanks down streets and around corners while avoiding their fields of fire.
2005-12-21 16:28:29
broncobullfrog
Extra Tender Juicy SPINY
+58|7054|The 70's
sometimes when i'm totally trapped, I just stand there thinking 'Ok your in a tank, i got a peashooter pistol, go ahead and kill me, i aint impresed'. Not sure if this nonchalance comes over, should be an animation so you can shrug your shoulders.
BTW back in the day, i tried lobbing grenades into tank turret hatches, and was really dissapointed it did nothing, now there is an idea for the next patch...
2005-12-21 16:31:10
insanemotherfucker
Member
+0|7012

Kelesh wrote:

Tanks don't work like that.  They're armored on top.  The part where the tank driver sits and the gunner sit are completely separate.  The grenade would, to be sure, all but liquify the gunner, but the driver and the interior would be just fine.
i believe earlier he said that would be awsome if they fixed it so they could do that. Learn to read


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2005-12-21 16:34:04
Syran_the_Heretic
Member
+19|7005
Doubt me all you want but I HAVE jumped on top of a tank and I HAVE thrown a grenade inside the gunner whole and it DID kill the guy inside (driver). I couldn't believe it when it happened. I was assault and had no way of hurting it so I jumped on top. The temptation of throwing a grenade in the hole was too much to bare so I tempted it.

I was pleasently surprised.

Try it yourself, just make sure you right click and do a tiny throw so it won't bounce.
2005-12-21 16:36:19
rhf|midnite
Member
+0|7119|Socal
Shit my pants then just lay down and wallow in it
2005-12-21 16:44:41
7h3647h32in6
Member
+0|7026
Usually when it's me vs tank, I'm over 100 yds away. I prefer to take pock shots at the tip of the barrel, which is where the camera is located. Imagine rolling through and all of a sudden have a .50 cal hit the spot where the camera is, throwing those sparks and smoke.  ALWAYS can get the guy to start spinning around and firing aimlessly. My enjoyment.

The few occasions I get close to a tank, I take cover over the crest of a hill and throw nades until I can get the guy to come out, at which point a nicely placed claymore does the trick.
2005-12-21 16:53:13
RKF77
Member
+1|7054
1.  Spot tank
2.  Soil shorts
3.  Die
2005-12-21 17:08:43
CackNBallz
Member
+45|7046|Toronto, Canada
Blow the tank with C4 then jump on the wreckage and teabag it.  Then either jump off quickly of die from the secondary explosion.
2005-12-21 17:27:13
name1ess
Member
+8|7053|Newcastle, Aus.
i love if i am close enough 2 jump up ontop of the tank... whats he gonna do? if he gets out 2 kill u, jump in. also like doing that if u C$ a tank, the driver jumps out, u jump in
2005-12-21 17:52:48
LG-MindBullets
Member
+10|7024|Kirkland, WA
So far I haven't seen anyone mention smoke grenades. Of course you only have these if your assault, but they're your best bet of surviving against armor if you're out in the open and are using the assault kit. Otherwise, run and hop like mad.
2005-12-21 18:42:01
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7069|Cambridge (UK)
I voted Pull out SRAW and shoot it - but I should clarify that - I pull out SRAW, fire off one from the hip, then run like there's no tommorrow, until I'm dead, or, if I'm lucky, SRAW has reloaded and I can give it another go...
2005-12-21 18:47:04
BeforeGod
Member
+0|7118|British Columbia
Jump and sprint at it throwing my AT mines all the way.
2005-12-21 18:49:15
DMFDxUconn
Member
+8|7070|Kannapolis,North Carolina

Blankwindow wrote:

depending on the situation but sometimes i will run and "ghost" the tank if he wasn't looking my way but running up and around stay always behind the turret.

 

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