After earning his 129th teamkill today, MrNadeSPAMMAR just wants to remind you all that his grenades are explosive devices, and that if you run near them, they will kill you just as handily as they blow up the enemy!
Tips for avoiding becoming yet another embarassing statistic:
- Grenades may look like delicious chocolate easter eggs, and may even be mesmerizing while you play BF2 stoned/drunk, but rest assured standing around staring at one will have unpleasant effects.
- Fight the urge to run into that alleyway where you see multiples of explosions going off all at the same time. I know, the MEC might be serving tasty tacos at the other end, but you cannot partake of tacos when you're dead, now can you?
- Guns are not a melee weapon. You will find that bullets can come out of the gun and travel down a tradjectory toward their target. While hopping around up and down with your enemy at point blank range in a humorous attempt at fighting may appear funny to MrNadeSPAMMAR, rest assured his grenades do not have a sense of humor.
- There is a time and a place to earn your knife badge. One of the times not to earn it is a full out dash toward an enemy sniper who already has a grenade sitting next to him.
- There is one blue dot, and about 15 red dots on the radar. Sorry Rambo, but you likely weren't going to kill anything anyways.
- MrNadeSPAMMAR can actually damage that enemy APC with his grenades. You and your medikit cannot. The enemy vehicles do not need a hug, so you can stop giving them one.
- Please do not charge into MrNadeSPAMMAR from behind. It pushes him forward and ruins the angle of his toss. If you are still going to be so rude as to shove MrNadeSPAMMAR around, kindly vacate the area where the grenade now lies because of your pushiness.
- Charging blindly around corners may be good for Minsc and Boo, but definitely not for you, if you're in a game with MrNadeSPAMMAR
Tips for avoiding becoming yet another embarassing statistic:
- Grenades may look like delicious chocolate easter eggs, and may even be mesmerizing while you play BF2 stoned/drunk, but rest assured standing around staring at one will have unpleasant effects.
- Fight the urge to run into that alleyway where you see multiples of explosions going off all at the same time. I know, the MEC might be serving tasty tacos at the other end, but you cannot partake of tacos when you're dead, now can you?
- Guns are not a melee weapon. You will find that bullets can come out of the gun and travel down a tradjectory toward their target. While hopping around up and down with your enemy at point blank range in a humorous attempt at fighting may appear funny to MrNadeSPAMMAR, rest assured his grenades do not have a sense of humor.
- There is a time and a place to earn your knife badge. One of the times not to earn it is a full out dash toward an enemy sniper who already has a grenade sitting next to him.
- There is one blue dot, and about 15 red dots on the radar. Sorry Rambo, but you likely weren't going to kill anything anyways.
- MrNadeSPAMMAR can actually damage that enemy APC with his grenades. You and your medikit cannot. The enemy vehicles do not need a hug, so you can stop giving them one.
- Please do not charge into MrNadeSPAMMAR from behind. It pushes him forward and ruins the angle of his toss. If you are still going to be so rude as to shove MrNadeSPAMMAR around, kindly vacate the area where the grenade now lies because of your pushiness.
- Charging blindly around corners may be good for Minsc and Boo, but definitely not for you, if you're in a game with MrNadeSPAMMAR