I figured out a way to end suicide bombings.

2006-11-14 13:18:15

#26

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|7046|d

LOLOLOL. THe way i see it:

-->Planes flying towards the twin towers
Terrorist 1: Man, i wonder if them virgins are any good
Terrorist 2: Fuck this shit man, i am gone ask Fancy_Pollux if he can freeze us.
Terrorist 1: Orite kool man, let me go land this tub, and we'll get him to hook us up.

---> Plane land --->CIA sniped terrorist

CIA: that's my retirement plan fooooollll.

EDIT:
Random dude: Man i want to feel them 3 titties as well.

Last edited by mafia996630 (2006-11-14 13:22:18)

2006-11-14 13:19:01

#27

DestinedTConquer: [sec8] Member; +12|6938|Netherlands

Brilliant...

But storing all those frozen people excecuting is much cheaper

2006-11-14 14:01:21

#28

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6697|Vienna

or we could just explain to them that only ugly chicks are virgins, and then show them some pictures of realy ugly women (plural but cant spell it) so they know whats waiting for them

2006-11-14 16:04:57

#29

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6832|Southeastern USA

oooOOOoooo, good one, kinda like my theory on crack dealers, tell crack/meth heads that if they turn in their dealers they can keep the stash, we'll just put it in a bank and dole it out to them daily.

2006-11-14 16:21:47

#30

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6751

Not debate, not serious.

Closed.

2006-11-14 16:41:23

#31

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6728|The Land of Scott Walker

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Not debate, not serious.

Closed.

What? This is the most entertaining thread in a long time. We are debating whether Fancy's idea would work. "Look Mom, terrorist icecubes! Can I get one? Please please please? I wanna put him next to my snowman in the front yard."

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2006-11-14 16:45:47

#32

Not: Great success!; +216|6859|Chandler, AZ

This idea is brilliant. Pollux for Prez.

2006-11-14 16:53:42

#33

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6864|SE London

CameronPoe wrote:
You could develop prosthetic hymens to be fitted to town prostitutes. That might sate their bloodthirst.

Been done. It's called Hymenorrhaphy.

2006-11-14 16:56:43

#34

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6880|Seattle

Why don't they just screw 72 virgins here on earth? I've got to be close. Not to toot my own horn...

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-11-14 17:01:25

#35

gmoschgat: Member; +5|6732

You guys kill me then i'll stop over at thier heaven and have sex with all the virgins then you tell the bad guys what i've done and ...........well we all win!!!

2006-11-14 17:06:08

#36

T1g3r217: Perpetual; +124|6704|My room

How do you capture these terrorists? They'd rather die than be captured. And if they are captured, wouldn't it be better to get information out of them as to where their commies are hiding? Since they want to die, why not say that you will kill them if they tell you about their plans and where they are hiding. (Hey, they get their seventy-two virgins, and we get information).

2006-11-14 17:16:48

#37

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6828

LOL, do you think that every suicide bomber knew what cryogenics was and if it effectively stopped cell death or not?

"Ok, you guys better stop 'cause we are gonna freeze you and you won't get your virgins."

Are you going to freeze them before or after they explode, and how do you plan on catching them all before?

2006-11-14 17:54:31

#38

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6812|Global Command

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
+1 for the most genius idea of this century.

QFT

2006-11-14 17:57:42

#39

Janja: Jiggaboo Jones; +11|6665|FLOOR E DUH

couldnt we do like the indians where if you dismembered there genitals or whatever part you wanted to dismember they couldnt reach the "great spirit" . the indians would cut of the white mans package and shove it in the dead dudes mouth.

no penis=no fun with virgins

2006-11-14 17:58:24

#40

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6688|North Carolina

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Instead of killing these terrorists, we capture them and cryogenically freeze them. They obviously do not fear death, but rather welcome it because they get their 72 virgins. However, if we freeze them, they will not die, but essentially be as good as dead. Once we start making examples of captured terrorists, it will dissuade other terrorists from making future attacks because they will be in fear of NOT dying and would rather not risk losing their 72 virgins.

Discuss.

LOL... That sounds exactly like Stephen Colbert. Hilarious idea, even if it wouldn't work....

2006-11-14 18:01:40

#41

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6863|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
It would be far more difficult to find, but why not give them 72 virgins while they are alive?

-as long as they all have herpes, vaginal warts, yeast infections and various other unsundry maladies.

2006-11-14 18:03:18

#42

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6851|Mountains of NC

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Instead of killing these terrorists, we capture them and cryogenically freeze them. They obviously do not fear death, but rather welcome it because they get their 72 virgins. However, if we freeze them, they will not die, but essentially be as good as dead. Once we start making examples of captured terrorists, it will dissuade other terrorists from making future attacks because they will be in fear of NOT dying and would rather not risk losing their 72 virgins.

Discuss.

be carefull they may come back as Simon Phoenix

https://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/837331.jpg

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2006-11-14 18:11:06

#43

s()mtingWong: Member; +48|6975

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Instead of killing these terrorists, we capture them and cryogenically freeze them. They obviously do not fear death, but rather welcome it because they get their 72 virgins. However, if we freeze them, they will not die, but essentially be as good as dead. Once we start making examples of captured terrorists, it will dissuade other terrorists from making future attacks because they will be in fear of NOT dying and would rather not risk losing their 72 virgins.

Discuss.

Or just capture um, knock um out and while there asleep operate on them placing bombs or tracking devices in there body and act as if you were torchering them when they awake, then set them free.

2006-11-14 18:30:54

#44

Phantom2828: Member; +51|6810|Land of the free

how about we castrate them before we shoot them in the face

2006-11-14 18:36:37

#45

chittydog: less busy; +586|7118|Kubra, Damn it!

Phantom2828 wrote:
how about we castrate them before we shoot them in the face

That would work, because their bodies are supposed to be whole and clean when they go in the ground or they won't go to heaven. You could also throw some bacon in there to pollute them while you're at it...

2006-11-14 18:37:26

#46

Anfidurl: Use the bumper, that's what its for!; +103|6875|Lexington, Kentucky

Easier solution: Deface the deceased suicide bomber with pork products before burial. BAM! No more virgins.
Edit: Darn, beaten by one minute!

Last edited by Anfidurl (2006-11-14 18:38:50)

2006-11-14 18:41:33

#47

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6688|North Carolina

Anfidurl wrote:
Easier solution: Deface the deceased suicide bomber with pork products before burial. BAM! No more virgins.
Edit: Darn, beaten by one minute!

Pork bullets... and pork missiles... brought to you by Tyson... "beating you like family"

It could bring new meaning to government pork barrel projects.

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2006-11-14 19:02:00

#48

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6802|Πάϊ

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I figured out a way to end suicide bombings.

Nice! Now if you could find a way to stop the Israeli government's land-thursty Palestinian-hating Zionist agenda, that 'd be greeeeeaaaat...

_ƒ³

2006-11-14 19:06:24

#49

jonsimon: Member; +224|6778

oug wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I figured out a way to end suicide bombings.
Nice! Now if you could find a way to stop the Israeli government's land-thursty Palestinian-hating Zionist agenda, that 'd be greeeeeaaaat...

Jewsicles.

2006-11-14 19:10:02

#50

chittydog: less busy; +586|7118|Kubra, Damn it!

They don't dig on swine either, maybe we could have the military detonate Rosie O'Donnell over the middle east and cover the whole region in pork...

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