If ya HAD TO BE a P.O.W, Who would ya most/least like to be geust of?

2005-12-19 22:52:12

#1

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7077

I have no Idea whos best. USA ? That Lindsy England Whippin the Guy and making him jerk off while wearing a dog leash costs about $600 an hour in NYC so I geuss the USA pows are given the most costly entertainment and Recreation.

Sweden Maybe? I could do that Dog leash thing with a Swedish girl.

( you know those Guys just arnt going to find there wives Exciting anymore after that, " whip me Baby! Come on Com on whos yer daddy! say my name " ..)

From what I have Read The USSR was the worst, But I dont know anything about China, the Viets were pretty nasty.

Check in and Curse at me.

( oh and Knerio ..., STFU and go to bed ok? theres a Lad! )

2005-12-19 22:56:56

#2

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7003

Horseman 77 wrote:
I have no Idea whos best. USA ? That Lindsy England Whippin the Guy and making him jerk off while wearing a dog leash costs about $600 an hour in NYC so I geuss the USA pows are given the most costly entertainment and Recreation.

Sweden Maybe? I could do that Dog leash thing with a Swedish girl.

( you know those Guys just arnt going to find there wives Exciting anymore after that, " whip me Baby! Come on Com on whos yer daddy! say my name " ..)

From what I have Read The USSR was the worst, But I dont know anything about China, the Viets were pretty nasty.

Check in and Curse at me.

( oh and Knerio ..., STFU and go to bed ok? theres a Lad! )

wtf... dude u need some help! again after reading it again i have to say WTF

2005-12-19 23:02:54

#3

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7077

I was joking about Lindsy England and Joking about people who were upset by it. I mean they Cut of heads and we take a few poleriods Give me a break. If you are in a war Captured and thats the worst thing that happens to you count your blessings and PS after you get laid a few thousand times it gets dull.
First you will Demand Waxing and it gets rolling from there.

As a Riding Instructor allmost Every woman I know has a crop, Fieldboots, spurs, chaps, etc so.....

2005-12-19 23:11:33

#4

kessel!: Peruvian Cocaine; +261|7005|Toronto Canada

Horseman 77 wrote:
I was joking about Lindsy England.

Don't Joke man, that shit is HOT! Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

2005-12-19 23:52:01

#5

Krappyappy: 'twice cooked beef!'; +111|7060

don't get captured by a technologically inferior opponent. they're likely to completely disregard 'human rights' and seriously dick you over, one way or another. this is because when they're being bombed by faceless planes, missles, and tanks, there's no way to vent the frustration. but if they get their hands on a live one, you better pray that death is quick.

2005-12-20 00:37:49

#6

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7077

Whats with this Weak ass "almost" porn. Put a blond wig on that Bitch !

2005-12-20 01:25:44

#7

[GDC]SinnFein: Got Whiskey?; +63|7027|Meiriceá - frm 'Real Capital'

Least = Long Kesh
Most= anywhere but Long Kesh

edit*
due to one private message:

Long Kesh, maze or H-blocks all one in the same, smack dab in Lisburn. UK's finest:)

Last edited by [GDC]SinnFein (2005-12-21 02:01:11)

2005-12-20 04:23:17

#8

S4INT05: Member; +1|6970|79605, TX

least: considering the war right now: iraqis/insurgents. but back in WWII the germans would have to take the cake. they experimented on POW's to see if they could transplant the male/female organs into one another! what the fuck?!

Most: USA, considering we just passed that "tourture ban..." that's just fucking rediculous.

2005-12-20 08:09:53

#9

Sh1fty2k5: MacSwedish; +113|6950|Sweden

S4INT05 wrote:
least: considering the war right now: iraqis/insurgents. but back in WWII the germans would have to take the cake. they experimented on POW's to see if they could transplant the male/female organs into one another! what the fuck?!

Most: USA, considering we just passed that "tourture ban..." that's just fucking rediculous.

Yeah, cuz right now the US is the only contry in the world where tourture is banned! :sarcasm:

2005-12-20 09:23:15

#10

gun.piranha: Member; +1|6947

the japs during WW2 were even worse then the germans could of ever been. Putting body parts of Pow's into vats of liquid nitogren then cracking them off with hammers. Using them for all sorts of experments.
It is less documented then the germans simply bc we never made it to any of the prison camps in japen, unlike in germany when we overran everything.
Another fav trick of the jap's were making a man hold a 50lb rock in his arms while kneeling on barb wire, tieing a man up with barb wire, then shoving a hose down his throat filling him up with water till he expanded then kicking and beating him. They also tested the effects of diff deisese on the pow's just to see which one would kill the fastest and if there was any cure, using them as lab rats so to speak, i'll find more stuff just lemme dig through my books

2005-12-20 13:10:32

#11

Nehil: Member; +3|6971|South Sweden (NOT SWITZERLAND)

The worst is not pysical torture.

2005-12-20 13:18:44

#12

Erkut.hv: Member; +124|6975|California

Nehil wrote:
The worst is not pysical torture.

Hmmm... being gang-raped by HIV infected gorillas, or some guy calling me a poopyface....

I'd say physical torture is worse. Although after reading some of these posts, I think I'd take my chances with the gorillas. =P

BOOM POW! Erk scores again!

2005-12-20 14:03:36

#13

FeloniousMonk: Member; +0|6975

Nehil wrote:
The worst is not pysical torture.

Have you been tortured?

What bugs me is when people bitch and moan about the Americans torturing. A little belly slapping and being paraded naked on a leash is not torture.

2005-12-20 15:55:43

#14

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7077

S4INT05 wrote:
least: considering the war right now: iraqis/insurgents. but back in WWII the germans would have to take the cake. they experimented on POW's to see if they could transplant the male/female organs into one another! what the fuck?!

this seems like bullshit, I know guys who were there.

2005-12-20 16:02:42

#15

PornDogg: Member; +-1|6943|Adelaide, Australia

Meh, boo hoo, the poor americans....they shouldnt be there in the first place.
thats a different topic though... id have to say i have to agree with Krappyappy, any place thats techno inferior is gonna have some nasty ass old school ways of making you snap....
as for favorite? id have to say the aussies. surely they would be to hard on yay. Its just not in the spirit of being an aussie.....POWs would atleast have a coldie with their meals wouldnt they?

l8rs

2005-12-20 16:54:15

#16

S4INT05: Member; +1|6970|79605, TX

Horseman 77 wrote:
S4INT05 wrote:
least: considering the war right now: iraqis/insurgents. but back in WWII the germans would have to take the cake. they experimented on POW's to see if they could transplant the male/female organs into one another! what the fuck?!
this seems like bullshit, I know guys who were there.

it does, but i've seen it on the history channel.

now, piranah's info seems far-fetched, but who knows.

2005-12-20 17:00:51

#17

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6949|Charlie One Alpha

I'd like to be a Dutch POW. I'd prolly get cable tv and the only form of torture is having to watch reality shows with my cellmate.

I'd also like to say that what other countries do is in NO WAY an excuse for what you do.
Therefore I want all Americans to shut up about the whole naked parade torture thing.
What they do to you should have no effect on how you treat their prisoners. It's a little something we call being civilized. There is no excuse for what happened to the Iraqi/Afghan P.O.W.'s. Maybe it isn't quite torture but it's still unnesaccary humiliation, and there's no excuse for that.

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2005-12-20 17:05:38)

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2005-12-20 17:09:07

#18

LouisTheLizard: Member; +0|6948

gun.piranha wrote:
It is less documented then the germans simply bc we never made it to any of the prison camps in japen, unlike in germany when we overran everything.

The next time your in Manila check Fort Santiago. There are some accounts of the Japanese toture there for tourists to gawk at.

Worst = Ya, maybe them or the third reich.
Best = Maybe Jamaica. They might try to stone me or something.

2005-12-20 19:46:12

#19

Krappyappy: 'twice cooked beef!'; +111|7060

FeloniousMonk wrote:
What bugs me is when people bitch and moan about the Americans torturing. A little belly slapping and being paraded naked on a leash is not torture.

as if that's the only thing that happens in american prison camps.

2005-12-20 20:10:15

#20

Pig_Fooker: Member; +1|6977|Temecula, CA

I would say the worst is ToonTown. That green dip stuff seems to be some sort of nasty bio terror that still hasn't reached the black market.

I would agree with Horseman 77 for the most part...It really depends on the era. Medieval times quartered etc... while you were alive. Germany was certain death with there experiments, but any surgical proceedure would still have to be performed with the patient "out" if they expected it to work (I'm only guessing, no idea). We are by far the nicest country because we have so many fooking hippies, if we didn't we probably would have dropped so much ordinance on that sandbox it would have turned to glass.

2005-12-20 20:24:03

#21

FoodNipple101: I like grapes.; +1|6998

Dont surrender if you surrender you deserve whatever punishment they give you. I mean WHO THE FUCK surrenders you fucking cowards. Go damn this world is sad. Ya ill give up and take the chance I might be a bargaining piece later on. Idiot. You have no Honor or anything jesus.

Unless your french or a fucking crazy insane peace loving bitch ass dumbass uneducated liberal then its ok

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2005-12-20 20:24:46

#22

Rapturesan: An African or European swallow?; +0|6967

Worst = The nation of Gwar
Best = Horny nurses from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie

Last edited by Rapturesan (2005-12-20 20:25:18)

2005-12-20 22:31:38

#23

S4INT05: Member; +1|6970|79605, TX

lol the nation of Gwar...i saw them at sounds of the underground tour. crazy stage show.

2005-12-21 12:37:12

#24

Krappyappy: 'twice cooked beef!'; +111|7060

FoodNipple101 wrote:
Dont surrender if you surrender you deserve whatever punishment they give you. I mean WHO THE FUCK surrenders you fucking cowards. Unless your french or a fucking crazy insane peace loving bitch ass dumbass uneducated liberal

who surrenders?

major general edward king, us army, surrendered to the japanese on 9 april 1942, with a force of 79500, most of whom died in the subsequent bataan death march. i guess they all deserved it.

who's uneducated now?

2005-12-21 18:33:31

#25

madark: Member; +0|6943

it`s not like you have to surrender to become a POW.. i think the country i would least want to be a pow is actually the us. in addition to being tortured you get to be humiliated:/ saddam without pants and all that.. it`s just wrong. If i had to be a pow i`d have to go for norway (would just lock me up in solitary with a bible, and that`s it)

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