-[HC]-TrippleB
Member
+0|7007
Battlefield is a badass game with war-like complexity that I have dreamed about since the days of contra and commando on my NES. Tanks dueling it out over complex terrien and city streets, helicopters providing support and planes dogfighting overhead intense infantry combat with medics, c4 traps, claymores, snipers and even hand to hand kinife combat. Commanders watch, strtegically order units, and send in artillary birrages. WIth massive layers of combat and teamwork elelments one might think BF2 lives up to its name and is a true modern battlefield.

BUT there is MORE!!!!

There is also the geo-political element to the game. Yes, it is true; those poor week nations of noobs and forum bitches have been conquered by the bunny-hopping, c4-tossing, dolphin-diving, helicopter-horing, tank-spawn-campling, teamwork-blackhawk masters of battlefield 2. These poor and defeated armies have decided that its too much work to learn the skills and strategies needed to combat the masters and instead have appealed to the BF2 UN aka EA/Dice for international gaming aid.

EA/Dice has obliged these defeated nations and has ordered the strong to surrender their weapons and "fight fair". To enforce their decree the BF2 UN has proposed sactions that will be implemented into a future patch. The forums rejoice with the news of their impending liberation from the leet of BF2. Their political appeal has paid off. The leet masters maybe winning the battle in the air and on the ground, but becase they were too busy honing their warrior skills they lost the propaganda war on the forums.

With the sactions impending the leet race to gather all the riches they can. Gold ordanance badges, 203 kills, tv-missile kills, gernade tosses, and plundering spwans as much as possible.

Oh woe to us grunts! Us visigoths; so adept at combat, but so poor in the art of politics. Who would of thought BF2 was so complex? Who would of thought that despite your kick-ass combat stats you would lose the war outside of the account server? Personally I think internet comabt is gotten a little too compelx.
elite
Member
+89|7017|Sheffield, England
Riiight, what a load of bollocks
SGT_Squirtle
Member
+13|7019
Well, I think it needs to get more real anyway... if I had tried to bunny hop across the rifle range in boot camp I'm sure my drill instructor would have put a bullet in my knee cap... and I'd really love to see someone perform a Dolphin dive in real life (knew someone who tried in an Airsoft game and all it managed to do was knock the wind out of him so he got to lie there moaning and trying to breath while the guy he was trying to get walked up and popped him one)... some people don't even think to do this unrealistic bull that gets pulled in the game... Good for EA for addressing it!
BEE_Grim_Reaper
Member
+15|7010|Germany
Dude... what did you smoke? Is that stuff legal? And if so.... where can I get some, who much of it and how much does it cost? Seems to be a pretty heavy hitter.... I want some
Krappyappy
'twice cooked beef!'
+111|7123
nice post! good writing and consistent metaphor.
RKF77
Member
+1|7054
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

There seem to be some mysteriously vanishing posts in this thread...I wonder what's causing it.
=FDX=VEga
Carlos Hathcock Jr
+7|7015|'Ull, Yorkshire, England
Funny how its only the people who use dolphin diving, bunny hopping and nothing but the GL's that complain about the changes that will be made in the next patch, i welcome all of the changes as someone who believes that a soldiers feet should stay firmly on the ground (unless DICE decide to add pogo-sticks to the game as an unlock, that would kick ass)

Last edited by =FDX=VEga (2005-12-19 19:10:59)

_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|7020|Riva, MD
The fact that you made your own pretend politics out of information about the new patch is very childish and stupid.
tthf
Member 5307
+210|7060|06-01
funny stuff, made me laugh

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