Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7036|Orlando, FL - Age 43
Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I (Sam Hughes) can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined below will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible RIGHT NOW. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.

This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.

To find out more.......follow the link.

http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html
Lib-Sl@yer
Member
+32|6943|Wherever the F**k i feel like
blow it up from the inside ouit duh.........
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7036|Orlando, FL - Age 43
And just how do you propose doing that?
beeng
Get C4, here!
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Darth_Fleder wrote:

And just how do you propose doing that?
by using my laser to superheat the maaaaaaagma and make the world overheat
Lib-Sl@yer
Member
+32|6943|Wherever the F**k i feel like
retards i will use a diamond edge drill to drill 2 miles into the earths crust where i will release a 500 megaton explasion shattering the earth and all its enhabitants to a million peices
-=|BW|=-Hollow_Moon
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+5|6985
Drill too the mantle on several coresponding locations & detonate with nuclear weapons = Earth = Frag Grenade
divided
Clear!
+3|7003
I read the whole guide..
VirtuaLResistancE
ArmChair Warrior
+4|6985|NH - USA
The universe is fickle. It will end when its ready to wether it be tomorrow or another million years.
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|6977|The United Center
find a way to kill the sun...and you find a way to kill the earth.  plus all the other planets.  plus a bunch of other stuff.

the sun is key.
Lib-Sl@yer
Member
+32|6943|Wherever the F**k i feel like

ThomasMorgan wrote:

find a way to kill the sun...and you find a way to kill the earth.  plus all the other planets.  plus a bunch of other stuff.

the sun is key.
The sun is set to burn out in 5 billoion years. therefore fi we dont kill ourselevs by then thats is how earth is going to end....
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6986|United States of America
Sun, yeah that is the anwser.  Though if you want to destroy the earth i think the best thing to do is dream and dream. It isnt going to happen.
-=|BW|=-Hollow_Moon
Member
+5|6985
Takes a hammer & starts hitting things with it... ill break the Earth eventualy, you'll see! you will all see!

Sgt.Gh0st
Pump-Action Pimp
+16|7012|The Hague, Holland
Pittyfull n00b! I will conquer the world eventually, then you all will be bowing to me !
Just wait and see..
philbymaris
Member
+0|6965|Brissvegas AUST
hahahaha you can be my right hand man ghost, ive got plans BIG plans, for the great aussie empire, hitlers got nothing on me, and they will all be bowing to us
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA    enough said

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry i had to add that

Philbymaris
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7036|Orlando, FL - Age 43
You guys need to read the link.

http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html
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