Master*
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+416|6705|United States
why do my balls hurt after i have sex sometimes?
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas

Fenix14 wrote:

why'd the main plot in movies/TV shows go to people inside governments helping terrorists 'for the good of teh nation' was in 24 mostly
Please re-arrange that sentence into some kind of understandable english please.
bob_6012
Resident M-14 fanatic
+59|6865|Lancaster Ohio, USA
Why has all politics evolved into nothing more than a mud slinging contest seeing how much you can trash the other candidate before they ruin you through the same means?
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6854

bob_6012 wrote:

Why has all politics evolved into nothing more than a mud slinging contest seeing how much you can trash the other candidate before they ruin you through the same means?
its been like that since people were allowed to choose their leaders.
Cougar
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+1,962|6975|Dallas

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

why does every Guido in the club look the same?
Heritage.

Go to Italy and you will see the same thing, only instead of trying to be "gangsta's", they are all either riding gay looking mopeds or wearing ridiculous shoes.
bob_6012
Resident M-14 fanatic
+59|6865|Lancaster Ohio, USA

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

bob_6012 wrote:

Why has all politics evolved into nothing more than a mud slinging contest seeing how much you can trash the other candidate before they ruin you through the same means?
its been like that since people were allowed to choose their leaders.
Yeah I guess that's true, it just seems like I've noticed it a lot more than usual recently
Cougar
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+1,962|6975|Dallas

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

Why was TR such a bad ass mofo?
Because he spoke softly and carried a big stick.

He wasn't afraid to use that stick on anyone.
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|6906|NJ
If you can't mess with Texas and there are only stears and queers there, how come they're well know for gay bashing? is that like a self hating jew?
Cougar
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+1,962|6975|Dallas

Masterstyle wrote:

why do my balls hurt after i have sex sometimes?
Wow.  Probably the only question I don't have an answer for, because my balls also hurt after sex sometimes and I don't know why.

But if I had to guess, I'd say the ball to ass slapping that occurs in the missionary and doggy positions could result in sore testicles.
Cougar
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+1,962|6975|Dallas

bob_6012 wrote:

Why has all politics evolved into nothing more than a mud slinging contest seeing how much you can trash the other candidate before they ruin you through the same means?
Because, as ATG so brilliantly put it, our government is no longer a democracy, it is a representive state.
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6765
If the continuation of your life depended on you having sex with:

a) https://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/beautiful%20smile.jpg

or b) https://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/Wannabe%20Biker%20Chick.jpg

which would you choose? [A little game called 'Evil Or' we play about female colleagues where I work!!!]

Last edited by CameronPoe (2006-10-16 16:44:09)

Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas

cpt.fass1 wrote:

If you can't mess with Texas and there are only stears and queers there, how come they're well know for gay bashing? is that like a self hating jew?
No.  That's almost as dumb as saying all asian people know Kung Fu or all people from California smoke weed and have plastic surgery.
Cougar
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+1,962|6975|Dallas

CameronPoe wrote:

If the continuation of your life depended on you having sex with:

a) http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/ … 0smile.jpg

or b) http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/ … 0Chick.jpg

which would you choose? [A little game called 'Evil Or' we play about female colleagues where I work!!!]
All I can see is little red x's.  So I will blindly pick number 1.
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|6906|NJ
But all asian people know Kung Fu and all people from cali do smoke weed?
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6930|California

Where?
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas

stryyker wrote:

Where?
The tip of my cock.
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6961|Chicago.
If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about him?
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6854
https://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/spr/rooster%20head.jpg....?

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2006-10-16 16:53:16)

CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6765

Cougar wrote:

CameronPoe wrote:

If the continuation of your life depended on you having sex with:

a) http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/ … 0smile.jpg

or b) http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/ … 0Chick.jpg

which would you choose? [A little game called 'Evil Or' we play about female colleagues where I work!!!]
All I can see is little red x's.  So I will blindly pick number 1.
You're lucky all you can see are little red x's....
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6930|California

Cougar wrote:

stryyker wrote:

Where?
The tip of my cock.
You are indeed a wise man.

https://osulibrary.oregonstate.edu/specialcollections/coll/pauling/bond/pictures/nobel-chemistry-medal.jpg

The prize for you.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas

BigmacK wrote:

If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about him?
Because the rest of the song sings about Jimmy's crack smoking addiction, and that sir, is a big issue.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6975|Dallas
Rooster Cogburn.
PspRpg-7
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+961|6908

Why did you decide on the name "Cougar"?
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6961|Chicago.
If Wile E. Coyote can buy all those Acme products, why can't he go out and buy himself dinner?

and...

Why does Goofy stand on two legs, while Pluto is on four?

Last edited by BigmacK (2006-10-16 16:58:02)

Cougar
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+1,962|6975|Dallas

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Why did you decide on the name "Cougar"?
When I was in the USAF, I went to a LAN party (way back when BF1942 was the big thing) to play against some guys from different squadrons around the base that told me they would be there and who wanted to take me on.  They were using thier squadron mascots for screennames (timberwolf, hornet, etc), so to go along with the trend I changed my name to Cougar, as in Comm Cougar's.  I forgot to change the name back after the LAN party was over and got so used to seeing "Cougar" pop up when I killed someone that it felt weird to use anything else.  So it just kind of stuck.

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