Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6656
Father of friend #1's race: white/ Maybe Nazi
Friend #2's race: half white/half Filipino

So it was a day where his dad had a day off. My two friends and I were playing Halo 2, and they were owning the crap out of me (I'm not an XBOX fan). Then we hear the door loudly open from downstairs, and I hear some big foot steps. A tall, white man opens the door and walks in. He comes up to my friend and wraps his arm around my friend and gave him a playful "father-to-son" scratch on the head. Then he releases him and has his eyes on my other friend. He gives him a plain look and asks my friend "Who's this." My friend says "This is my friend Donnie." And he's like "He's filipino...." "Yeah dad, he's filipino." "How come you never told me about him?" "I did, but you were reading the news paper." "Well, ask him to leave we're going to clean the house." So he says, "Oh, sir, I'd like to help." "No you're gonna leave." I then get pissed off and give my friend a bad look. He positions me to look at him and I pull out my beretta. He says "Wait I hear somebody coming up the stairs." And I'm looking on the door. He says "I think you better sit down in the chair." I say "I'm gonna count to four! 1!" He says "Mister wait!" "2! She says "please don't shoot!" "3!" He says "don't shoot me!" "4!" She screams, then a knock at the door. The gun in my hands. He opens the door, I can't believe it's a man.
Des.Kmal
Member
+917|6628|Atlanta, Georgia, USA
gay

r.kelly sucks

Last edited by Des.Kmal (2006-10-11 16:03:43)

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CITYHUNT3R
Member
+15|6478|Winnipeg
Copy, paste.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6684|Canberra, AUS
Um...ok...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6730|California

episodic posting, the latest fad.
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6765|United States of America
Wait, wtF?
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6450|A drop house
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6761|Chicago.
Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet.
cablecopulate
Member
+449|6748|Massachusetts.
hahaha. That was classic.
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|6702|Calgary
lol..Wait, the Mother, wearing a  french maid outfit, enters the room...............................
SealXo
Member
+309|6546
that wasnt even funny,every time isee your stupid signiture i know that the post is most likly going to be garbage
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6656

SealXo wrote:

that wasnt even funny,every time isee your stupid signiture i know that the post is most likly going to be garbage
https://www.drunkdwarves.com/images/ddmail/crybaby.jpg

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-10-11 17:00:36)

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Section.80
+447|6857|Seattle, Washington, USA

LMAO, this is hilarious especially after the one from a couple days ago...
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6496|Melbourne

Yeah your posts have changed abit Fancy, weres the funny stuf you copy and paste?
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6702
i didnt understand the post but LOL
SealXo
Member
+309|6546

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SealXo wrote:

that wasnt even funny,every time isee your stupid signiture i know that the post is most likly going to be garbage
http://www.drunkdwarves.com/images/ddmail/crybaby.jpg
That baby has a 5 tiems larger than life replica of your penis
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6656

SealXo wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SealXo wrote:

that wasnt even funny,every time isee your stupid signiture i know that the post is most likly going to be garbage
http://www.drunkdwarves.com/images/ddmail/crybaby.jpg
That baby has a 5 tiems larger than life replica of your penis
???

Why would it have a replica of my penis?
Ikarti
Banned - for ever.
+231|6719|Wilmington, DE, US

SealXo wrote:

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SealXo wrote:

that wasnt even funny,every time isee your stupid signiture i know that the post is most likly going to be garbage
http://www.drunkdwarves.com/images/ddmail/crybaby.jpg
That baby has a 5 tiems larger than life replica of your penis
HELLO. I am 15 years old too. Would you like to trade some pokemon cards?
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6761|Chicago.

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SealXo wrote:

That baby has a 5 tiems larger than life replica of your penis
???

Why would it have a replica of my penis?
XD
d3v1ldr1v3r13
Satan's disciple on Earth.
+160|6695|Hell's prison
Hahahahahahahahaha
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6656

Naughty_Om wrote:

youre...a.....fucktard...CONGRATS!
Is your name based off of the movie "Fantastic Planet"?
SealXo
Member
+309|6546
*giggle*:whad you take in highschool? intro to reading?
Naughty_Om
Im Ron Burgundy?
+355|6643|USA
Its based of of me, as in when i used to play CS, then RVS, then so on......etc etc. its actually is short for Naughty_old_man, but i shortened it cuz games started shortening it to Naughty_ol... and that was annoying.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6640|Washington, DC

I've seen better posts from you fancy
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6656

ExecutionerStyle wrote:

I've seen better posts from you fancy
Do you understand the reference?

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