224th R0ck3tpack
Hostile pansy spotted!
+8|6436|NH
A lunch pail filled with drywall, puzzle pieces, and sheetrock.
224th R0ck3tpack
Hostile pansy spotted!
+8|6436|NH
no no no, wait-

A battlefield 2 skeleton and a miniature hobo living in a jelly jar.
pfc_toecutter
meatshield
+38|6625|Houston, TX

E7IX3R wrote:

a kit kat wrapper

a contact lense case

a lid

a use sachet of spicy sauce

a web cam

an empty crisp packet

a football trophy

im just listing things in my room
Useless?  Give that shit to Macgyver!
Brasso
member
+1,549|6637

A cell phone.  Although it could be used as a short-range projectile.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6487|Somewhere else

A Vanilla Ice CD. Signed by Fred Durst.
Icleos
Member
+101|6749
A hairy disgruntled janitor working the night shift at the local Wal-Mart wearing nothing but a pink thong with the face of Larry Probst on it.

Last edited by Icleos (2006-10-05 16:10:48)

Brasso
member
+1,549|6637

Icleos wrote:

A hairy disgruntled janitor working the night shift at the local Wal-Mart wearing nothing but a pink thong with the face of Larry Probst on it.
Lolz EA CEO.  Durrrr.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
jamie_v1.1
Member
+35|6509|Leeds, UK
A two day old used xtra large condom, which has split.
cannonfodder18
Member
+13|6542| NS Canada
My girlfriend...
PspRpg-7
-
+961|6705

The battlefield 1.4 patch on a 1 gig flashdrive.

cannonfodder18 wrote:

My girlfriend...
So you're saying she's irrelevant?

Last edited by PspRpg-7 (2006-10-05 16:19:52)

Big McLargehuge
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
+259|6610|Philadelphia, PA
An empty Mini M&Ms dispenser.
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6467|UK
Nasal hair trimmer
cannonfodder18
Member
+13|6542| NS Canada

PspRpg-7 wrote:

The battlefield 1.4 patch on a 1 gig flashdrive.

cannonfodder18 wrote:

My girlfriend...
So you're saying she's irrelevant?
Hell yeah... especially on everest!
{XpLiCiTxX}
Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6477|New York
Oh man, I've definately lost a bunch of brain cells reading the responses. I nearly died laughing when I read "Surge protector".  I'm going to edit my first post and add a chart listing the best answers.

- Traffic light
- Submarine
- A see saw
- Steering wheel
- bubble wrap

** The Flux Capacitor** from Back to the Future.

- Sea shells
- Someone elses prescription sunglasses
- Parachute with a lot of rips in it.

I'm gonna stop now before I cause myself serious brain damage.

***** +1 Karma to anyone who makes my top list. *****

I will update the list whenever I can. So be patient, if I don't get to you, relax.

Last edited by {XpLiCiTxX} (2006-10-05 17:13:09)

l41e
Member
+677|6655

-Electric pencil sharpener
-Stapler
-A 9-volt battery
-The USS Essex
-A Polaroid camera
SaladForks
/ph34r
+129|6589|Eastern USA
An empty can of MD.

Now I want a MD..
Digital Aura
Git R Dun
+18|6668|Ontario, Canada
The 1.4 patch.
{XpLiCiTxX}
Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6477|New York
Hahahahahah, the 1.4 patch. Yeah, totally useless.
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6493|Melbourne

Thongs, Aussie Thongs.  booya!
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6763|United States of America
I'd take a bottle of CO2. That should help you getting up and falling back down everest.
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6603
A map of your city.
eagles1106
Member
+269|6591|Marlton, New Jersey.
Brick.
https://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1923/brickjz0.jpg
If you know who he is, you know you cant beat it.

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-10-05 20:06:56)

drug_dealer111
Member
+44|6568|Team America!!!
A Snow Cone!!!
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|6772|Toronto Canada
a pink tuxedo
chaosdragon001
Whee
+53|6516|Los Angeles, California
Glue.

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