I have a confession to make...

2006-09-28 07:58:13

#1

E7IX3R: is drunk and crazy; +216|6738|UK

My name is E7IX3R and I love to carrier rape.

The beggining of a round of wake, get in that J-10 and take off, shoot down the blackhawk, 6 kills thank you very much then head for the carrier to destroy all the remaining noobs that spawned at the wrong damn place.

Take out the AA, do a U-turn and release my bombs, many many kills, my name fills the kill info in the top left corner, check my score and oh look, I got 9 kills in that run.

Press C and see 4-5 guys waiting at the Cobra spawn, whip my baby back around and fly level with the carrier, not wasting any ammo, run those guys down hearing the cry of "MEDIC" as I go past.

Return to base, re-arm, repeat.

Now, you may say it takes no skill - i dont care. I love the kills. I love seeing the names of my victims appear when unleash hell upon them. I love the kick votes and the cry of "STOP BASERAPING". I'll rape your goddamn base until your shit turns pink. Until you press ESC and Disconnect.

Ohh god do I love the kills.

Last edited by E7IX3R (2006-09-28 08:03:57)

2006-09-28 07:59:16

#2

Axon: Jet Whore; +107|6547

Good for you, now, my coffee please.

2006-09-28 07:59:38

#3

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6759|Charlie One Alpha

Such a nice young man.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-09-28 07:59:42

#4

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6782|St. Andrews / Oslo

lol

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2006-09-28 08:00:05

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6811

k

2006-09-28 08:00:29

#6

blakrobe: Member; +3|6580

Jesus loves you.

2006-09-28 08:01:01

#7

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6759|Charlie One Alpha

blakrobe wrote:
Jesus loves you.

But we all hate you.

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2006-09-28 08:01:10)

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-09-28 08:03:21

#8

ToiletTrooper: Member; +25|6825|WC

Aaah, stupid topic!

2006-09-28 08:06:00

#9

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6744|Howell, Mi USA

Didn't know spawning made people noobs, ill try n cut down on that.

Anyway, props to the USMC for not defending themselves.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-09-28 08:06:05

#10

theknuck: It's pronounced Knuck, like in Knuckle!!; +45|6662|balls

um, ill just be in a different server. no need to cry here!!!

2006-09-28 08:06:08

#11

_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly: Member; +22|6560|Surrey, United Kingdom

i share a common love for raping the carrier. It is the sex.

2006-09-28 08:06:46

#12

-EcS-Blade: Mr.Speakman; +153|6690|Manchester UK

usmarine2005 wrote:
k

2006-09-28 08:06:58

#13

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6811

_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly wrote:
i share a common love for raping the carrier. It is the sex.

Don't have sex much do ya?

2006-09-28 08:07:30

#14

Vexikuri: Member; +1|6488

Step one is to admit that he has a problem.

2006-09-28 08:09:02

#15

alpinestar: Member; +304|6646|New York City baby.

deee deee deee to you my friend

https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5237/1156890879192ie9.jpg

2006-09-28 08:09:06

#16

AH1Z SOCOM GHOST: Member; +32|6693|Minnesota

EA needs to make the ship guns more effective. Ever see one of those go off in real life? I have on TV, and the real one worked...

2006-09-28 08:09:31

#17

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6744|Howell, Mi USA

_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly wrote:
i share a common love for raping the carrier. It is the sex.

U don't get out much do u?

2006-09-28 08:09:48

#18

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6811

alpinestar wrote:
deee deee deee to you my friend
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5237 … 192ie9.jpg

looks like she just got done blowing me.

2006-09-28 08:16:22

#19

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6572|...

AH1Z SOCOM GHOST wrote:
EA needs to make the ship guns more effective. Ever see one of those go off in real life? I have on TV, and the real one worked...

The essex is way under powered, very rarely can i kill a j10 ... and when i do it because the pilot is green.
In real life it would turn a j10 into powder.

I like to carrier rape too all those tiny falling bodies .. and if you disagree .. just don't spawn topside .. deal with and .. get over urself.

2006-09-28 08:17:58

#20

']['error: Banned; +630|6694|The Netherlands

zomfg raping!!11!!1

Raping the chinese airfield with the F35 is also very usefull to prevent the j10's form taking off.
machinegun airstrip where j10 spawns(3-4 kills), then turn around and release bombs above heli-pad(4-6 kills).
waste the stinger, machinegun the fresly spawnd J10 getting 1-2 kills form the explosive and go back for new amo. if your USMC team has another skilled F35 pilot, the other pilot takes over the raping when you get new amo and so on. Your team will cap the airfield and some other flags, caus the chinese team does not have their 1337 jet and chopper anymore, and the cobra will take care of the enemy tanks). And here you go: they have only one flag left and there you have the ultimate raping-zone for ranking up kills.

this is how i get 120+ points on wake in the F35

2006-09-28 08:20:12

#21

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6529|Sheffield-England

CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS! you have has just won the n00b of the month award! your prize................ a smack....

2006-09-28 08:22:57

#22

URE_DED: BF2s US Server Admin; +76|6669|inside the recesses of your...

Cbass wrote:
Didn't know spawning made people noobs.

LOL. I spawned. Dang! I'm a Captain AND a Noob!!!!!! How is that possible?????

2006-09-28 08:25:42

#23

dundee_hitman_2005: Member; +8|6720|Scotland

E7IX3R wrote:
My name is E7IX3R and I love to carrier rape.

The beggining of a round of wake, get in that J-10 and take off, shoot down the blackhawk, 6 kills thank you very much then head for the carrier to destroy all the remaining noobs that spawned at the wrong damn place.

Take out the AA, do a U-turn and release my bombs, many many kills, my name fills the kill info in the top left corner, check my score and oh look, I got 9 kills in that run.

Press C and see 4-5 guys waiting at the Cobra spawn, whip my baby back around and fly level with the carrier, not wasting any ammo, run those guys down hearing the cry of "MEDIC" as I go past.

Return to base, re-arm, repeat.

Now, you may say it takes no skill - i dont care. I love the kills. I love seeing the names of my victims appear when unleash hell upon them. I love the kick votes and the cry of "STOP BASERAPING". I'll rape your goddamn base until your shit turns pink. Until you press ESC and Disconnect.

Ohh god do I love the kills.

You sir are a complete turd

2006-09-28 08:29:57

#24

[n00b]Tyler: Banned; +505|6644|Iceland

But still your jet stats are lame.

2006-09-28 08:35:15

#25

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6744|Howell, Mi USA

URE_DED wrote:
LOL. I spawned. Dang! I'm a Captain AND a Noob!!!!!! How is that possible?????

Dunno, im almost Captain and i spawn all the time! DAM WERE SUCH NOOBS!!!1!1elevinteen!1!1

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blakrobe wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly wrote:

_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly wrote:

alpinestar wrote:

AH1Z SOCOM GHOST wrote:

Cbass wrote:

E7IX3R wrote:

URE_DED wrote:

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