davespanzer777
Banned
+9|6433|Germany
Any of you guys ever bring a girl home that, lets say had a little too many to drink.  And you know she wants it. 
I'm not saying she is passed out,  she's just fuckin drunk and dont  know that she is gonna get run up in...   

Whats some of the shit the chicks told you when they woke up.. Or if they say anything Later...
INCSOC
Member since 1984
+113|6685|Denver, CO
"I was drunk and you took advantage of me"

how's being passed out on the floor taking advantage of you? i'm sorry... i was drunk too... and when i'm drunk... you aint getting any... just the way nature works...
SuperSlowYo
slow as you go
+124|6566|Canaduhhh.. West Toast
i hope you all grow up to have daughters of your own....
Giant_Squid500
Member
+5|6678|U.S.A.
So if you don't get any when your drunk, how did she get taken advantage of. I'm confused
hurricane2oo5
Do One Ya Mug !!!
+176|6770|mansfield
or you could just get chloroform out and take her round back of the night club
herrr_smity
Member
+156|6634|space command ur anus
well i think sex is better when both are active
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6603|Seattle

I just had an occurance of this Monday morning. Super fine Armenian hottie stayed at my place when I was in Cali, she got too drunk and puked a little so I just let her pass out nude on my bed. I didn't want to be the guy who shakes her and tried to wake her up, ya know. It's all good. I have a girlfriend so I would've felt bad anyways, but damn. Tig 'ol bitties. 21 yrs old. It was nice to wake up to that body lying next to me though. I could've got up in it but like I was saying, I would've felt dirty about it.

PS. I forgot to mention. She was buck ass nekid. It was hard to let her sleep But I'm not MJ

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-09-27 15:41:21)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
davespanzer777
Banned
+9|6433|Germany
Ya live to screw another day and stay outta court...
Rosse_modest
Member
+76|6782|Antwerp, Flanders

SuperSlowYo wrote:

i hope you all grow up to have daughters of your own....
I was hoping they'd die well before that.
howler_27
Member
+90|6693
You guys are fucked!  Would it have been any different had you passed out, and she clipped your nuts of claiming that you said "you wanted it".  Get a life.
GotMex?
$623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt
+193|6769

Stop raping women guys... it's not nice.
Masques
Black Panzer Party
+184|6728|Eastern PA

GotMex? wrote:

Stop raping women guys... it's not nice.
SFCCDailey
Banned
+106|6722|USA
Rape spawn points not women!  LOL
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6573|NYC / Hamburg

GotMex? wrote:

Stop raping women guys... it's not nice.
lol, haha
+1
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6681|Florida, United States

SFCCDailey wrote:

Rape spawn points not women!  LOL
Rape spawn points and women!
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6636|Washington, DC

One time I did that, she said "WTF!? RAPER! RAPER!!" I said "loaz". Then suddenly

SUING!!! HURRICANE.CAD FOR DATERAPE

Then she reported me to BFROE and IndianScout reset me.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6636

I have the perfect song for you.  A lesson to be learned, presented to you by Sublime!

http://media.putfile.com/Sublime---Date-Rape-66
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6603|Seattle

"If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid...."good song

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-09-27 15:59:38)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Wojo97civic
Member
+5|6457
"oh My God Im Going To The Cops!"
pot_o_gold
Member
+4|6444
Its totally up to you but generally sex is better when both people are concious and hopefully alive but like if u enjoy it........please never do it again
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6497|Menlo Park, CA
Better hope she doesnt remember buddy!!

Cause the cops get a hold of ya, and she didnt want to bone down, YOUR FUCKED!
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6603|Seattle

Necromancing

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/25902fb36e.jpg

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-09-27 16:08:51)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6552

ExecutionerStyle wrote:

Then she reported me to BFROE and IndianScout reset me.
You have baby genitals now? DAMN ROE!
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif

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