EH you lost me there dude please explain "BEANERS"???? and shouting "INS INS" ????? why is this bad ????eusgen wrote:
Once, i yelled "INS!" "INS", When i saw about 6 beaners on the side of the road waiting for work...
I felt so bad.
believe wot u want TBH i cudnt give a fuck either wayGawwad wrote:
Sounds like someone is lyingdavid363 wrote:
2 weeks ago i was peacefully sleeping when i heard two cats fighting in my back garden...i hoped they would shut the fuck up...but No they kept at it for 2 hours!!! I got my silenced .22 rifle and shot the two little fuckers in the head and neck. and as any good member of the public would do i threw the dead bodies over my fence into the neighbors garden.
You can get guns,silenced,in Ireland?david363 wrote:
believe wot u want TBH i cudnt give a fuck either wayGawwad wrote:
Sounds like someone is lyingdavid363 wrote:
2 weeks ago i was peacefully sleeping when i heard two cats fighting in my back garden...i hoped they would shut the fuck up...but No they kept at it for 2 hours!!! I got my silenced .22 rifle and shot the two little fuckers in the head and neck. and as any good member of the public would do i threw the dead bodies over my fence into the neighbors garden.
yea its only a .22 rifle....but yea u can everything
Once I forgot this guy's name I just met...and was asking somebody what his name was - "You know that guy who was here last week...the one that looks like he has cancer". He was dead two weeks later of cancer.
Potato silencer?jord wrote:
You can get guns,silenced,in Ireland?david363 wrote:
believe wot u want TBH i cudnt give a fuck either wayGawwad wrote:
Sounds like someone is lying
Coldest thing I've ever done was come probably within an inch of killing somebody. And I would have if my friend didn't pull me when I started to deliver the blow.
I'm a technical blackbelt in 2 forms of martial arts. I don't have an actual belt to prove it, but I was the highest degree below black in both, but since I was under 18 and having a black belt would make you legally a deadly weapon, i could not be a black belt because of my age.
Anyway. 7th grade, I pissed off one of the football players, I don't know how. Probably beat him in a battle of wits (which wouldn't've been that hard, but whatever). I'm walkin home with one of my buddies and this football player charges me, fast as he can to try and knock me down, and probably beat the everloving crap out of me. One thing that was always stressed in my training was awareness of your surroundings and how they change. I heard the pounding of his feet, turned around to see him charging me, so I protected myself. I used his momentum against him, and basically flipped the kid over my back. he lands on his back, and instinctually, I started to attack. I was about to stomp his throat when my buddy grabbed me and tossed me a few yards.
Needless to say, the jocks left me alone after that. ^.^
I'm a technical blackbelt in 2 forms of martial arts. I don't have an actual belt to prove it, but I was the highest degree below black in both, but since I was under 18 and having a black belt would make you legally a deadly weapon, i could not be a black belt because of my age.
Anyway. 7th grade, I pissed off one of the football players, I don't know how. Probably beat him in a battle of wits (which wouldn't've been that hard, but whatever). I'm walkin home with one of my buddies and this football player charges me, fast as he can to try and knock me down, and probably beat the everloving crap out of me. One thing that was always stressed in my training was awareness of your surroundings and how they change. I heard the pounding of his feet, turned around to see him charging me, so I protected myself. I used his momentum against him, and basically flipped the kid over my back. he lands on his back, and instinctually, I started to attack. I was about to stomp his throat when my buddy grabbed me and tossed me a few yards.
Needless to say, the jocks left me alone after that. ^.^
Should have killed him. Twice.midnitebassist wrote:
Coldest thing I've ever done was come probably within an inch of killing somebody. And I would have if my friend didn't pull me when I started to deliver the blow.
I'm a technical blackbelt in 2 forms of martial arts. I don't have an actual belt to prove it, but I was the highest degree below black in both, but since I was under 18 and having a black belt would make you legally a deadly weapon, i could not be a black belt because of my age.
Anyway. 7th grade, I pissed off one of the football players, I don't know how. Probably beat him in a battle of wits (which wouldn't've been that hard, but whatever). I'm walkin home with one of my buddies and this football player charges me, fast as he can to try and knock me down, and probably beat the everloving crap out of me. One thing that was always stressed in my training was awareness of your surroundings and how they change. I heard the pounding of his feet, turned around to see him charging me, so I protected myself. I used his momentum against him, and basically flipped the kid over my back. he lands on his back, and instinctually, I started to attack. I was about to stomp his throat when my buddy grabbed me and tossed me a few yards.
Needless to say, the jocks left me alone after that. ^.^
cougar i agree with you though, i have a little girl pittbull who is the most loyal dog i have ever owned. she plays with all the neighborhood kids. the only problem i ever have is dumb fucks who want look past her breed and realize how sweet she is. i can't take her to any kennels when i travel out of town, and i also can't take her to play at the dog park down the street either. anyways a little off topic, but i understand where you were coming from to a degree.
Pits are hands down the best dogs in the world, if you train and rasie them correctly. It's these dumb fucks that raise them to fight and then suddenly want a house dog, which in turn ends up killing a baby, that gives them a bad name. Not to mention the media demonizes them for no reason.Marlboroman82 wrote:
cougar i agree with you though, i have a little girl pittbull who is the most loyal dog i have ever owned. she plays with all the neighborhood kids. the only problem i ever have is dumb fucks who want look past her breed and realize how sweet she is. i can't take her to any kennels when i travel out of town, and i also can't take her to play at the dog park down the street either. anyways a little off topic, but i understand where you were coming from to a degree.
Pitbulls=<3
exactly, i don't think this looks like the face of a baby killer...
Looks like lady only lady didn't have any white.
aww what a cute doggie
I cut a homeless guys finger off while I was moving a dumpster. apperently his finger was right by the wheel, then he chased us with his finger dangling I felt so bad because I was just going to push the dumpster down the hill lol. well that one was a shocker.
That one actually made me laugh out loud.Obiwan wrote:
I cut a homeless guys finger off while I was moving a dumpster. apperently his finger was right by the wheel, then he chased us with his finger dangling I felt so bad because I was just going to push the dumpster down the hill lol. well that one was a shocker.
"HEY YOU STUPID KIDS COME BACK HERE!!! YOU FUCKED UP MY FINGER!!"
On the line of eusgen's post
"LA MIGRA!!"
in a kitchen full of aliens = win
"LA MIGRA!!"
in a kitchen full of aliens = win
Step over 11 snails, in a row.
I regret it to this day :\ .
I regret it to this day :\ .
Pitbulls are assholes.
LA MIGRA!Spearhead wrote:
Pitbulls are assholes.
I'm not too fond of dogs... more of a cat person. Lions pwn wolves.
I don't know cougar, I probably would've just fucked up the guys face with a bat in front of his kids. That would've learned him. I don't think I could bring myself to kill a dog. People, now that's a different story.
Cougar wrote:
Oh yeah? Try having a horse cock deepthroating you.Mongoose wrote:
i made a horse fuck me in the ass once
Where the hell did I say that?SmilingBuddha wrote:
Cougar wrote:
Oh yeah? Try having a horse cock deepthroating you.Mongoose wrote:
i made a horse fuck me in the ass once
Hahaha Cougar its a joke.
I'm not gonna go quote it, and I feel bad for bring the arguement back up, but I have something to say.
If you want to cause the most pain, don't attack the person directly. A good example of this is from Shakespeare's MacBeth. in the later half of the play, Macbeth sends him army to one of his enemy's [the name escapes me at the moment] castle, and the army slaughters his family. His wife, his children, his servants, everybody.
When the guy himself finds out, he says something along the lines of "Macbeth has no children.." Change the context a little bit, and you've got what Cougar did.
Not that I'm comparing Cougar to a mentally unstable semi-fictional character, but yeah. You get the point.
If you want to cause the most pain, don't attack the person directly. A good example of this is from Shakespeare's MacBeth. in the later half of the play, Macbeth sends him army to one of his enemy's [the name escapes me at the moment] castle, and the army slaughters his family. His wife, his children, his servants, everybody.
When the guy himself finds out, he says something along the lines of "Macbeth has no children.." Change the context a little bit, and you've got what Cougar did.
Not that I'm comparing Cougar to a mentally unstable semi-fictional character, but yeah. You get the point.